The Ancient Growth Diary of a Little Zombie

"Tsk~ What's so delicious about your crappy chicken? Mr. Yun, come to my house. I just hunted a big fat rabbit from the mountains today. It's still moving now. It's so fresh."

"Go away, Mr. Yun is in the capital, there is nothing he can't eat, you are the one who is making trouble!

Hehe~ Mr. Yun, come to my house for dinner. My mother and wife just picked some juicy wild vegetables from the mountains. They have a unique flavor!"

"Tui! You, a poor bastard from your family, have the nerve to invite Mr. Yun to come over. Mr. Yun, come to my house. I have everything I need."

“I have one at home too!”

"I have one too!"

......

Mr. Yun, who was invited by the villagers, was overwhelmed by their enthusiasm.

So naturally, he didn't notice that he had been pulled off his horse by the villagers who swarmed around him, and even had his sword taken away from his waist.

"Hey, hey, hey! Just say it, don't be so angry, I'll go door to door later, okay?"

Seeing that the people who were arguing the most fiercely were about to fight, Yun Yi hurriedly spoke out to stop them.

But the corners of his lips were raised and he couldn't suppress it no matter how hard he tried, making it seem like he was quite happy about their fight.

The originally noisy villagers nodded in satisfaction after hearing his words and finally stopped arguing.

But the silence was only for a moment, and everyone started talking about the situation in the capital and Shi Shi.

"It's said that the feng shui treasure land under the feet of the emperor is the best place to raise people. Look, how long has Mr. Yun been back?

Whiter, fatter, and looking stronger."

"Hahaha~ That's right!

Hey~ Mr. Yun, is our Shishi used to the food and accommodation in Beijing?

Have you become whiter or fatter?

Did that girl talk about us?"

Yun Yi really didn't know whether they were white or fat. After all, the four brothers had only been in the capital for a few days before they were sent back by their own prince.

Fortunately, in his eyes, these simple villagers who were as close as family were also very considerate. As soon as they saw him hesitate, they changed the subject considerately.

"Hehe~ Mr. Yun, please tell us what the capital is like. None of us peasants have ever been there!"

“What’s there to say about the capital? It’s just that there are more dignitaries and the rules are stricter. I don’t think it’s as comfortable and relaxing as in our village.

But since you want to listen, then I will tell you about this capital city..."

Yun Yi, who was talking incessantly about the scenery and interesting stories of the capital, had no idea that he was being surrounded and forced to walk towards Lao Sang's house by the villagers who kept clamoring for him to visit their homes for dinner.

When he reached the door of Lao Sang's house, all the villagers dispersed. He looked up at the familiar gate of Lao Sang's house and the family waiting at the door. He was still thinking that those people were quite considerate and sensible.

"What are you all standing there for? Hurry up and invite Mr. Yun in to sit down!"

Seeing that his family members were just staring at him without any response for a long time, Sang Jianguo scolded him angrily.

"Hey, hey, hey, look at us, we are all so happy that we are stunned. Sir, you must have worked hard all the way here. Come inside and rest!"

Yun nodded, stepped into the room, and walked towards the main room very naturally, while still exchanging pleasantries with the Sang family.

"Oh my Uncle Sang and Aunt Sang, please stop calling me Mr.

After a while, I'm afraid that calling you uncle or aunt will be considered marrying above my station!"

"Tsk, kid, you're talking nonsense. You're such a big shot and a general, and you can call us uncle and aunt. That means you think highly of us.

If we want to climb up to a high position, we peasants should climb up to a great official like you. How can you say you are climbing above your station?"

Yun Yi looked at the old lady Wang who spoke in surprise. He didn't expect that this usually tough old lady would suddenly speak so nicely after not seeing her for more than a month.

Seeing the old lady looking back at him with a puzzled look, Yun scratched his head and smiled foolishly.

"Hey, you guys don't know yet~

I am not a high-ranking official at all. Compared to your Shishi, I am just a mere pawn."

The family who had already taken their seats in the main hall as he spoke, not even bothering to pour a sip of tea, stared blankly at him with wide eyes. After a long while, someone tremblingly asked:

"What the hell do you mean?"

Seeing their reaction, Yun Yi couldn't help but glance at the whole family mischievously.

But knowing the true nature of this family, he didn't keep it a secret for fear of getting beaten, and said bluntly:

"Your Shishi is an official~ a very high-ranking official~"

Although they had expected this, when they actually heard the news, the whole family couldn't help but feel excited and surprised, and their joy was beyond words.

If Yun Yi hadn't framed them, wouldn't an official have suddenly appeared from this bandit's lair?

No, it has to be the official’s wife!

"really?"

Mr. Sang's hands were shaking with excitement.

Yun couldn't help laughing when he saw it, but he still responded patiently:

"Old man, seriously!

It's absolutely true, it couldn't be more true, it was conferred by His Majesty himself!"

Everyone thought that the old man was trembling because he was excited about his granddaughter becoming an official.

Only Sang Jianguo himself knew that his heart, which had been restless for almost his entire life, finally died today.

Ever since her granddaughter recovered from her illness, she has displayed so many bizarre abilities one after another.

Whenever he woke up in the middle of the night, he secretly hoped that maybe with the help of his granddaughter, he could live up to the name his father gave him and help his father realize his dream of founding a country in the afterlife.

Alas~ What a pity! The only hope for their Sangjia Village at the moment has gone to work as an official for someone else.

It is often said that people become particularly open-minded when they get older, but now Mr. Sang seems to be trapped in a vicious circle of obsession.

Even though his granddaughter has become a high-ranking official, he still sighs.

But it was he who had clearly stopped the fight against the government, and now he was the one who regretted it.

Seeing the old man suddenly sigh, Yun Yi thought he didn't believe what he said, so he quickly took out a piece of letter from his arms and handed it to the old man.

"Don't disbelieve me, old man. I wouldn't dare to use this to frame you.

Your Shishi is now in a high position, so I dare not tell you, for fear of scaring you. Here~ you can see for yourselves!"

Upon hearing this, Mr. Sang, who had been sighing a second ago, immediately perked up and hurriedly reached out to take the letter.

He quickly opened it, carefully spread out the only piece of letter inside, and looked at it carefully again and again.

Yes, confirmed.

can't read.

Old man Sang, who has never been able to read in his life, couldn't help but cough twice.

"Ahem, well, Jia'an, come read to us what's in the letter."

Sang Jiaan, who was suddenly called, pursed his lips to hide the faint smile on the corner of his lips, and took the letter from the old man.