The Ancient Growth Diary of a Little Zombie

But just as they woke her up and explained their intentions, the confused little girl waved her hands and muttered:

"No need, no need, Dad and Mom, I've already taken care of everything~"

After the couple pricked up their ears and listened carefully, they looked at each other in horror, and Xiao Wang's voice instantly rose eighteen degrees.

"What?

Damn girl, you've already taken care of all the people!"

It is obvious that the solutions the mother and daughter are talking about are not the same solution.

But the confused Shishi was startled by her mother's suddenly high voice and woke up.

But the little head that didn't react still nodded subconsciously.

"Yeah, it's all solved~

What's wrong, mom? Is there any problem?"

The corpse blinked her innocent eyes and was immediately slapped hard by her mother.

Then she saw her mother casually grab a piece of cloth and start stuffing things in it, muttering:

"It's over, it's over, let's go, let's go quickly, let's go quickly..."

Shi Shi touched the non-existent bump on his head, and only then did he realize what was going on.

"Mom~~ I meant to solve the problem, not the person!"

The corpse's voice sounded speechless and a little aggrieved.

How could my parents think of me like this!

They really treat their beloved daughter as a murderer who would kill people at the slightest disagreement!

Sang Jiale was woken up by the family of three, and the first thing he smelled was the smell of fried chicken.

"Yeah, Third Aunt, that's right. Eighth Sister solved the problem, but she almost solved the person."

Duang!

Brothers and sisters should share happiness and hardship.

So the bumps on the corpse’s head must also be on my stinky brother’s head.

Shishi retracted his little fist contentedly, and then glared at his stinky little brother who was holding him back with a look of disappointment.

Isn’t it stupid!

Why do you say all the truth?

In the end, under the death gaze of her parents, Shisi obediently told them how she had solved the problem last night.

However, what the corpse said might have been inspired by how those lackeys fooled the prince last night.

In short, just two words.

Bullshit.

The corpse first explained how great he was, very politely and courteously, and then invited everyone out of the house one by one and gathered them together.

Then he talked about how generous and sincere he was, and how he bribed them to reach a settlement with him by giving them so much gold and cosmetics.

Finally, I warmly invited them to enjoy the beautiful scenery of the capital city together at night.

The couple, who couldn't think of the same thing, listened and their suspicious eyes gradually turned into enlightenment.

But there was still a trace of doubt in Xiao Wang's eyes, and she was still struggling stubbornly.

“Is it really so smooth?

What about your brother's statement about almost killing someone? "

Little Sang Jiale made another great contribution and was rewarded with a cold stare from his sister.

Shishi coughed twice tactically and continued with his half-truthful nonsense.

"Ahem~ Well, they are just like my father was back then.

The only difference is that one drove the car into a tree and the other drove the car into a river.

Hehe~ But in the end, I was the one who saved you!"

Before a certain corpse could even receive any praise or exaggeration, it had already started panting.

After hearing this, the couple remained silent, feeling a little sympathy for the children.

It is really unlucky for me to meet my own daughter.

It’s not their fault for thinking too much, it’s just the truth.

If he hadn't been so unlucky, how could he have been beaten up for no reason during the day and then fell into the river and almost drowned in the middle of the night?

What a sin! What a sin!

Xiao Wang felt that she needed to buy a few more wooden fish.

When you have nothing to do, knock on the door more often at home to do some good for your wicked daughter.

I just don't know if my accumulation speed can keep up with my daughter's deduction speed...

This morning, the Duke Dingguo's Mansion was filled with the sounds of gongs and drums, and firecrackers. It was a scene of chaos and commotion.

The reason was that the wife of Duke Dingguo, Zheng Daqian's mother, was worried about her son's injury, so she came to visit her son's yard early in the morning.

I thought my son would be in pain all night long and look haggard because of the injuries all over his body.

Who would have thought that someone would come and lift the curtain to take a look?

Hey~ guess what?

The person who sleeps so sweetly~

Like a dead pig.

Daqian's mother took another look.

Hey~ guess what?

Daqian's mother was shocked!

My son had a bruised nose and swollen eyes yesterday and looked completely unrecognizable as a human being.

At this time, the exposed skin is not damaged at all.

And it looks much more delicate and smooth than before.

This was a serious matter. Daqian's mother, who usually loved to read storybooks to kill time, thought that her son had awakened some extraordinary physique.

After quietly leaving the room, he hurriedly beat drums and gongs and went to tell Daqian's father the good news happily.

Daqian's father, the Duke of Dingguo, doesn't like reading storybooks. What's more, he has seen everything on the battlefield in his life.

When he heard what his wife said, he didn't believe it at all, and he even thought that his wife might have gone crazy from reading storybooks.

He was secretly thinking of finding an opportunity to secretly burn all the notebooks that were harming his wife.

He was dragged to his son's room by his angry wife.

Now, the same operation was done, but this time it was Daqian’s father’s turn to be dumbfounded.

And Da Qian himself, who was lying on the bed, always felt as if someone was spying on him in his dreams, and felt itchy and uneasy all over.

He squinted his hazy eyes to look and immediately met his father's eyes full of anger.

Yes, you didn’t see it. It’s not surprise, not astonishment, but anger.

Because Daqian's father, who didn't believe in storybooks, saw this scene, the only reasonable explanation he could come up with was...

The injury this brat suffered yesterday was faked by his mother.

Note: The mother here does not refer to the mother of Daqian. Oh no, that’s not right. It seems to refer to the mother of Daqian.......

Forget it, I can’t explain it clearly, just figure it out yourself.

Anyway, after seeing his father, Zheng Daqian was just about to give him an obedient smile.

He had barely opened his mouth when he was met with a slap from his father.

Then came his father's roar:

"You little bastard, you are becoming more and more outrageous!

It's bad enough that you bully the weak, but when you can't beat someone, you even have the nerve to pretend to be seriously injured in front of so many people to gain sympathy!

You, you, you're really going to piss me off to death!

I have been a man of integrity for most of my life, how could I have raised a little bastard like you with such despicable hands!

I really let you go astray in the past, now let me teach you how to behave yourself today!"

If nothing unexpected happened, the next sound to be heard was Zheng Daqian running away with his head in his hands, wailing and begging for mercy.

And his mother is beside him:

"Oh~ Stop hitting him, stop hitting him~ Daqian is still a child~~"

Of course, his mother's only responsibility was to shout at the top of her lungs, but she was not responsible for stopping him.

After all, I have spoiled my son for more than ten years. It’s okay to educate him now, but it’s not okay to change my attitude too quickly.

After all, it would be bad if my son became estranged from me.

So let the kid's father be the villain.

Duke Dingguo said in front of the emperor that he would discipline his son well when he returned, and that was not just talk.

As the eldest son of Duke Dingguo, he is uneducated and has no ambition. He spends his days eating, drinking, having fun, playing with cats and dogs, or just waiting to die.

All of these are fine.

But in his generation, the Duke Dingguo Mansion only gave up glory and power, but it did not mean that it also gave up face and reputation.

Therefore, as the only successor to the huge Duke Dingguo Mansion, his character must not be distorted!

After all, as long as they can remain quiet and honest for a few generations, the Duke Dingguo's Mansion will have a chance to regain its glory.

So when the father, a warrior, made up his mind to discipline his naughty and rebellious son, how could the once quiet Duke Dingguo's Mansion not be in chaos?

It’s still what the Sang couple said.

Zheng Daqian, the once doted prince, had endured the most hardships and sufferings since he was a child. The only sufferings he had to endure were probably illness and the bitter medicine he had to drink when he was sick.

But ever since he met his daughter, including the beating he received from his daughter during the day, the muffled punch he received at night, the falling into the water, and the beating he received from Daqian's father today.

It can be said that it was because of his daughter's inducement that Zheng Daqian suffered four consecutive meals for no reason.

And judging from the sudden change in Daqian's father's attitude, this kid's good days are probably over, and he will have to suffer a lot in the future.

If this isn't the worst possible luck, what else could it be?

Zheng Daqian feels wronged!

He wanted to talk about the grievances he suffered yesterday but he had no words to say.

But today he has a mouth to express his grievances, but he cannot speak.

When he woke up from his coma last night, he found that something was wrong with his body.

But I was soaked all over at that time and had no idea how long I had been in the river.

So at that time he just thought that his body was frozen and he couldn't feel the pain all over his body.

But when he returned home, washed and changed his clothes, he discovered what was wrong with his body.

After looking in the mirror and seeing his intact face, he immediately became more certain of the bold guess in his mind.

No, it shouldn't be called speculation at this point.

At this point, you should be absolutely certain of it.

That little prince is just an old bull spirit!

And the thoughts I had before I lost consciousness underwater were not at all out of the ordinary.

What was wrapped around his waist was not a ghost's soul-catching chain, nor was it a water snake waiting for an opportunity to strike.

It was true that the little princess revealed her true form as a bull demon underwater in order to save herself.

It was the little princess who saved herself with her tail!

And his own injuries must have been healed by the guilty scalper, who took the opportunity to heal him.

The Yellow Ox Demon is Zheng Daqian's life-saving ox.

It can be said that without the life-saving cow, Zheng Daqian would not have received the beating he received today.

Without the life-saving ox, his Zheng family would have been extinct.

Without the life-saving ox, how could his Duke Dingguo's Mansion be so lively today? I'm afraid the whole house would have been filled with mourning and wailing, shaking the sky.

So in order to keep the secret of the life-saving cow.

Even his own parents.

Even if his head is covered with bumps.

Even if several flowers bloomed on his butt.

He, Zheng Daqian, will never reveal a single word to anyone in his life!

"Dad! Dad! Stop hitting me, ah~ ah~ oh~ Dad, stop hitting me, it's a misunderstanding, it's a misunderstanding, please listen to my explanation first~"

Duke Dingguo, who had been chasing his son around the yard for more than ten laps, finally couldn't stand it anymore.

This bastard is even harder to catch than a monkey. Not only did I fail to catch him after a few hits, but I was also exhausted to death.

"Okay, okay, I'm going to tell you. If you don't explain it today, I'm going to show you why the monkey's butt is so red!"

I saw my father leaning on a half-man-high hammer in his hand, pretending to be bent over and breathing heavily.

Although my father is old, he is still a general who leads troops in battles and trains every day. How can he have only this much endurance?

What a joke! Zheng Daqian won't fall for it.

As soon as the father and son started quarreling, all the servants in the yard were very tactful and retreated.

After all, their prince is very concerned about his reputation. It would be disastrous if his servants saw him being beaten.

After confirming that there was no one else in the yard except their family of three, and even the gate was closed.

Zheng Daqian was very submissive and didn't dare to get close to his father. Instead, he moved closer to his mother with a wronged look on his face and rested his head on her shoulder.

The first sentence he spoke was not an explanation, but an accusation reeking of tea.

"Mom, look at my dad~

Maybe he has some other kid outside, so he doesn't love us anymore.

Look at the huge club he's holding, wow wow wow~ He's going to beat the kid to death~ to make room for that wild kid outside~"

Bang!

It was the sound of the big club in his father's hand hitting the ground at his feet.

Then came his father's roar again.

“Bad boy!

Do you really think that I dare not do anything to you, my only child?

If you dare say anything nonsense to your mother again with that rotten mouth of yours.

I tell you, even if your grandparents came today, it wouldn’t help!”

Zheng Daqian curled his lips and didn't care about his father's incompetent rage.

But in the end, he didn't continue to be angry with his father. Instead, he seriously told his parents about how Shishi had mistakenly hit him and what happened last night.

He honestly told the whole story about how he was wrongly beaten.

But as for what happened last night, just like what happened with Corpse, it was all half-true and half-false nonsense.

He didn't say that he was knocked unconscious and then tied up. He only said that the little girl was too embarrassed to do it, so after learning the whole story from her brother, she waited until the middle of the night to quietly climb over the wall to apologize to him.

Then he emphasized the two apologies the little girl had promised him.

Yes, that’s right. Zheng Daqian only said that he refused the money given by the little girl, and then exchanged it for the cosmetics that his mother had been thinking about, and asked her not to embarrass his father in the court in the future.

The boy didn't mention a single word about the blank requirement.

He did not hide the fact that he drowned. After all, he had agreed with the little girl that today his parents would come to her house with a valuable gift to express their gratitude.

But he didn't say that his life was really hanging by a thread last night. He just said that because he was injured and choked on a lot of water, he was rescued in time by the little girl.

By the way, he also explained why he suddenly became intact overnight.

The answer is that the little girl is extremely kind-hearted.

Although she drove the car into the river herself, the car was hers.

He saw that he fell into the water because of the car she brought, and choked on water because of the injuries she caused.