The Ancient Growth Diary of a Little Zombie

When he looked over at the sound, he saw that the little girl who had just been making faces at him with the strange lantern was now facing him with her arms pressed against her sides and her body folded.

Is this a bow of apology?

Or to yourself?

The prince didn't understand what the little girl was doing and was confused again.

"I'm sorry. I hit you today without understanding the situation. I was wrong. If you want, I can let you hit me back."

"Brother, hit me. My sister didn't hit you on purpose. She just lost her temper when she saw me being bullied. It's all Jiale's fault. If you're angry, hit Jiale."

Sang Jiale, dressed in a Peppa Pig suit, took the opportunity when his sister finished speaking and bowed again to rush to his sister.

She held her head high and explained everything in one go, then followed her sister's example and bowed deeply to the prince.

The brother and sister stood motionless and quietly waiting for the response from the person opposite them. For a moment, only two thin cloaks, one black and one red, were left swaying slightly in the air with the night wind.

The prince's eyes were wide open, as if he had seen something extraordinary.

Is this evil woman really apologizing to me???

Oh my God~ He felt that he must not have woken up yet, and this was all a dream.

Yes, it must have been a dream. That evil little girl doesn't look like someone who would apologize or admit her mistakes.

Take a nap, take a nap, and you'll feel better when you wake up.

The prince took a deep breath and suddenly closed his eyes in doubt about his life.

After a while, the purple eyelids that seemed to have stolen some girl's eye shadow trembled slightly, and tentatively narrowed a slit to look forward.

Oops, I’m still dreaming!

The prince's eyelids opened and closed, and opened and closed again, over and over again, and finally confirmed that the scene before him was real.

"You made such a scene tonight.....could it be that you came here just to apologize to me?"

The prince first turned his head again to look around, then turned to Shishi and asked tentatively.

The previous tense anger was gone from his tone, and there was a bit of helplessness in his voice, as if he was almost dead and had no desire to live.

It seemed like if the girl opposite dared to nod or say yes, he would immediately die in front of her.

At this moment, Shi Shi happened to be like a living Bodhisattva who would grant any wish.

Not only did he straighten up and nod his head vigorously, he also responded in an extremely serious tone:

"Well, I came here tonight specifically to apologize to you."

The prince felt a pang in his heart and looked up at the sky in silence.

Which kind person apologizes like this?!

The considerate Shishi seemed to understand why the young man was speechless and collapsed. He touched the tip of his nose with an embarrassed look and explained in a rather guilty voice:

"Ahem~ Well... I was afraid that you would yell and attract people at home, so I stole you... and brought you out to apologize."

"Apologize?

You call this an apology?

I tell you, little girl, even if you really want to apologize.

Just because of the punch I received tonight, just because of this torn sack on my body!

This prince is determined not to forgive you or let you go so easily!

You're dreaming, you little bitch!

Just wait, I'll tell my dad the whole truth tomorrow, and then you can just wait to die, you little bitch!"

After Shishi's explanation, the confused prince successfully remembered that everything tonight started with the oncoming little pink fist.

The anger that was gradually rising again reached its peak when he accidentally lowered his eyes and saw the black sack still covering his lower body.

Considering that he is a prince, he used to be the only one who could put others in a sack. When had he ever felt so aggrieved to be put in a sack by others?

Seeing that he was like a fighting cock shouting loudly again, Shi Shi, who lowered his head, secretly curled his lips, feeling lucky that he had decisively snatched him out.

Otherwise, it will definitely attract a lot of people... and then it will take a lot of time and effort to knock on each of them one by one, which is so troublesome.

But the corpse didn't know that her rare appearance of lowering her head and listening obediently made the prince, who was full of anger and had his back straight, start to feel uneasy again.

Could it be that this little girl's apology was fake and she was just coming up with some new way to torture him?

After all, the current situation doesn't look like a sincere apology at all.

Careless, careless!

She should be coaxed and let go first, and then we can settle the old and new accounts together later.

"I didn't ask you to forgive me~ And you're already such a grown-up, and you still complain to Daddy all the time..."

The little girl's inappropriate mumblings were heard in the quiet night sky.

Although Shi Jinye came to apologize, he did not think that others would forgive him as long as he apologized.

Because in the previous life, when the corpse was bullied by others, it was discovered by adults.

But when I found out, the most I could do was ask that person to apologize to me, and then I would turn around and force myself, the victim, to unconditionally forgive that person with a smile.

Therefore, the corpse knew that this was not a pleasant feeling and did not want to forgive from the bottom of his heart.

So from the beginning to the end, Shishi only wanted to make due apologies and compensation for the mistakes he had made.

As for whether to forgive or not, that is the young man’s own business, he has the right to make his own choice.

Shishi walked up to the boy, squatted down, tilted his head and moved closer to him, looking at him sincerely.

"Hey~ I beat you up today. How about I let you beat me back now without fighting back?"

Looking at the little face that suddenly came closer, and the pair of twinkling eyes that were no less bright than the twinkling stars in the sky, the prince's breathing stopped.

call back?

Ask yourself, does he want to?

miss you!

Even in my wildest dreams!

But think about the current situation and ask yourself, does he want to?

Want to, but dare not...

Reason returned to the prince, but he was unwilling to lose in front of the little girl. He held it in for a long time, until his face turned red, and he finally said:

"Hmph, you little bitch, you have such a vicious mind. This prince never hits women. Don't you dare try to ruin my reputation any further!"

In short, in short, don't fight.

Shishi nodded to show that he understood.

So after a lot of ideological struggle, he changed his proposal.

"How about I give you one hundred taels of gold as compensation?"

Seeing the little girl's painful expression when she said this, which didn't seem fake, a hint of surprise flashed in the prince's eyes.

Then his tense body relaxed a little, and he leaned against the wall behind him, his dark eyes narrowed slightly.

One hundred taels of gold is indeed not a small amount even for someone of my status.

But...even though he was carried away early today, how could he not know about the cosmetics auction that this little girl had organized that made such a big fuss?

Judging from the report from the servants, this one hundred taels of gold is probably not even enough to cover the small amount that the little girl earned today.

Tsk~very good!

He is so rich, but he still pretends to be in pain for a mere hundred taels to deceive and fool himself.

Do you really think that this prince is a beggar who is so easy to get rid of?

"Heh~ I heard that you're selling a mere fine brush for a hundred taels of gold."

After seeing that the naughty girl really seemed to be here to apologize tonight, the prince straightened his back silently and his tone became sarcastic.

"Rumors, absolute rumors!

Don't talk nonsense, I'm not that cruel! "

Shi Shi's almond-shaped eyes opened wide, and he refuted the rumor quickly, accurately and ruthlessly. There was no trace of the guilt of a black-hearted profiteer who had been caught on camera on his angry little face.

In fact, the corpse has no guilty conscience, of course, because what this person said is indeed wrong, it is indeed a rumor.

After all, makeup brushes are sold in sets, and on average, even the most expensive one only costs seventy or eighty taels of gold each.

What's more, those people are willing to be taken advantage of, what can we do with the corpse? Are we going to be taken advantage of too...

Thinking of this, Shishi's thoughts suddenly stopped, and he looked at the young man in front of him with narrowed eyes thoughtfully.

The corpse understood again.

So what he meant was that even if there was a corpse, he would be the scapegoat!

Although the corpse had no concrete idea of ​​the mountains of gold and silver he now possessed, he knew that one hundred taels of gold was a lot and could buy a lot of good things.

Shishi pursed her lips, not really wanting to be the one being taken advantage of.

Once the small amount of money flew into the corpse's pocket, there was no reason for it to fly out.

But I was at fault first...

"Why don't you just beat me up? If you think one beat isn't enough, two beats will do!"

The little girl stuck out her neck, looking like a rogue who had given up everything, and the corners of her mouth twitched when the prince looked at her.

She would rather be beaten twice than pay more money. Is this little girl a Pixiu? She only takes in and never gives out.

Looking at that rascally little face that deserves a beating, I thought about the hurt and frustration I suffered today.

Hiss~ His fist, as big as a sandbag, seemed to be getting uncontrollably excited.

"Hmph, no matter how many times you beat me up, it's useless. This prince doesn't hit women!"

The prince snorted heavily and turned his head away from looking at the hooked little face with his fist ready to be punched. He still kept silently reciting in his heart:

The enemy is strong, we are weak. The enemy is strong, we are weak. Don't be impulsive. Don't be impulsive...

He thought the compensation was too little and refused to fight. Shisi felt that the young man in front of him was really difficult to please.

It feels good to hit someone, but you may end up hitting the wrong person in the crematorium!

Shishi decided to ask clearly before taking action next time, otherwise if he kept making such mistakes, he would lose all his family wealth sooner or later.

The squatting corpse's body suddenly relaxed as if the force had been released, and he sat down on the ground.

The left elbow was supported on the bent knee, the palm of the hand was supporting the chin, and the right hand was hanging on the ground, drawing circles intermittently.

"Well, you can't do this and you won't agree to that, why don't you just tell me what compensation you want."

The little girl's slightly helpless voice rang out in the deep alley.

The prince raised his eyebrows slightly, and a gleam of light flashed in his eyes.

"Oh? No matter what compensation I ask for, you will definitely agree to it?"

Shishi raised his eyes and gave him a look that looked like an idiot.

"What are you daydreaming about so late at night?"

The prince was not angry this time when he was ridiculed. A hint of understanding flashed in his lowered eyes.

Ha~!

Why would this little girl who belongs to the Pixiu suddenly become so generous and let me ask for compensation?

The prince didn't respond, and the two fell into a silent stalemate again.

For a long while, Shishi was like someone with ADHD, scratching his head in circles, looking up at the sky and picking at the soles of his shoes, and he couldn't stop making these little movements for a moment.

"Hey, why don't you mention it first? What if I agree?"

In the end, it was the corpse who was in the wrong and spoke first to break the deadlock.

The silent prince burst into laughter when he heard her say the word "what if".

What if I agree???

Does this look like a sincere apology or reparation?

How can this little girl speak so confidently?

The corpse didn't think there was anything wrong with what he said.

After all, the corpse is so rich. What if this man asks for a huge sum of money to extort the corpse?

Seeing that the man just sneered and then kept silent, Shisi knew that it was useless to let him come up with a strategy on his own.

But is there any way to not harm the corpse's money and make both parties satisfied?

Shishi's little head was spinning, and suddenly there was a ding sound in his head.

Shishi's eyes lit up, and he looked at the prince expectantly and asked:

"Do you have a mother?"

Upon hearing this, the prince was stunned for a moment, then his eyes widened in anger, and he pointed at the tip of the corpse's nose and said angrily:

"You, you, you... you little bitch, why are you still swearing?"

"what?"

The corpse's head tilted, its mouth wide open in confusion.

When did you curse at others?

Seeing that the little girl looked like she didn't realize she had cursed someone, the prince was filled with anger, and he couldn't tell anyone whether to vent it or not.

I almost choked to death.

Sang Jiale, who was standing by, also had a frown on his face when he saw this.

I couldn't help but step closer to my sister and whispered a reminder:

"Batman, everyone has their own parents..."

The corpse's open mouth slowly closed, and its dazed eyes gradually became clear with a hint of realization.

Realizing that he had said the wrong thing, Shi Shi looked up and smiled embarrassedly at the boy opposite him.

"I don't mean to say that you have no mother. I just want to ask, uh...is your mother still alive?"

The prince closed his eyes and his temples began to throb.

I was staring at that broken mouth just now, what was I expecting?

Although the little girl made things worse, fortunately the prince finally understood what she meant.

The prince closed his eyes, gritted his teeth and said word by word:

"Thank you for your concern. My mother is doing very well!"

Seeing him like this, Shi Shi, who didn't understand what he had said wrong, turned his head and looked at his brother blankly.

Then he found that his younger brother also closed his eyes and held his forehead, looking extremely speechless.

Shishi pursed his lips, simply ignored it, turned around and looked at the prince again.

"Hey~ Since you don't know what you want, how about I give you some cosmetics as an apology?

You don’t know that this cosmetics is very popular in Beijing now, and it sells for a very high price.

You can keep it for yourself or give it to your mother.

I promise you will be the most beautiful mother and son in the capital!"

The corpse was asked to pay out real money, and the corpse was heartbroken and heartbroken.

But give some of the corpse's brain.

The corpse said, "Just sprinkle some water. Give as much as you want."

Anyway, I don’t feel bad about the corpse that doesn’t cost any money.

This time, the prince finally slowly opened his eyes, his eyes moving slightly.