The Ancient Growth Diary of a Little Zombie

Several guards who had been attracted by the sound of the corpse and had been secretly glancing over here hurriedly and respectfully lowered their heads when they saw this.

In fact, she didn't have to risk being punished to stop the little girl from saying those vulgar words.

After all, this young prince is not her real master.

But...the little princess called her a kind person!

Not hey, not that bitch, but a kind-hearted person.

Woohoo~ Your Highness is so well behaved and kind~

Shi Shiyuan was also a little proud of the name she came up with on the spur of the moment. After all, Aunt Xu only told her not to call people by those polite and intimate names casually.

But he only said that they should not shout, but he didn't tell the corpses what they could shout.

Could you just shout hello?

It’s okay if an unrelated person just shouts “hello”.

But when encountering this kind of situation, one will help the corpse and show kindness to it.

The polite corpse said that it was really difficult to say "hello", so he came up with this name in a hurry.

But now Shishi doesn't want to shout like that, because he is a little angry.

Why are these people like this!

He likes to cover people's mouths at every turn.

In such a short time, the corpse has been covered so many times!

Will the corpse be allowed to speak properly?

Sisi, whose microphone was frequently muted manually, was so angry that he didn't want to talk to this guy anymore.

But then I thought that I still needed help from him, and this kind-hearted person had even apologized to me.

So the cheeks that had just bulged out on Shishi's face deflated again silently.

Fortunately, the little palace maid immediately released her hand that was covering the little girl's mouth after the sound of her struggling stopped.

Then he politely took half a step back, lowered his head and looked submissive, waiting to be taught.

There was no trace of the fierce look on his face that had just glared at the guards.

After the air was quiet for a moment, the little palace maid began to regret her impulsive behavior.

But fortunately, the little girl's voice sounded the next moment.

Instead of the expected angry scolding, the voice was even sweeter and softer than before.

"Are there any kindhearted people?"

The corpse finally figured it out. It seemed that whenever he said a long string of words today, someone would come to cover his mouth.

So the corpse didn't want to ask himself why his mouth was covered again. He just silently decided to say as little as possible in the next day, or not say anything if possible.

Otherwise, her mouth would be covered all the time. Doesn’t the Corpse Queen have any dignity?

The little palace maid was a little confused when she heard this. After a moment of blankness, she finally understood what the little girl was asking.

Although she was a personal maid serving in the Queen's inner palace, she had only been fortunate enough to visit this royal stable twice.

Therefore, apart from some places that nobles often go to, she doesn't know much else.

He thought about the request the little girl had made earlier, and also about the friendly and indulgent attitude that his own queen always showed towards the little girl.

The little palace maid slowly raised her head and said respectfully to the corpse:

"Reporting to the young prince, yes."

When Shishi heard that it was true, he was overjoyed.

Now you don’t have to worry about occupying the toilet without doing anything.

But the corpse still remembered that he was now a cold and aloof person who would not speak if he could, so he raised his little chin.

lead the way!

In other words, the corpse was so happy that he turned around too quickly.

That's why he didn't see the little palace maid. His expression changed from being grateful and respectful at first to gradually becoming confused, suspicious, and weird, then to suddenly realizing, and finally staring at her back with a look full of heartache and pity.

Of course, when she was approaching the guards, the little palace maid did not forget to secretly slow down her pace and keep some distance from the corpse.

Then, as he approached the guards, he said in a low and cold voice:

"Watch your mouth!"

Shishi originally thought that he would be taken to some remote outhouse, but this kind-hearted person took him directly to the Queen's exclusive yard in the Royal Stables.

"Your Highness, please go quickly. I will be guarding the door for you."

As the little palace maid spoke, she raised her hand and pointed at the wooden door in front of the two of them, which had exquisite carvings and did not look like a toilet at all.

When Shishi stepped into the courtyard, the little palace maid told her that this was where the queen rested and changed clothes.

The young palace maid pointed to the door that was even more exquisite than the door of her own house and said it was a toilet. The corpse did not doubt it.

But this suddenly reminded the corpse of the gold-rimmed toilet bowl from last time.

I can't help but be shocked:

Wow~ The queen is worthy of being the queen, she is so rich!

The corpse has decided that he will work hard to make a lot of money!

Even the corpse needs a luxurious toilet with gold edges!

Shi Shi, who suddenly became full of energy, still maintained his aloof personality. He nodded slightly to the little palace maid, reached out, pushed open the door and stepped in.

In the luxurious toilet, after Shi Shi closed the door and turned around, he raised his eyes and glanced inside.

Shishi’s confused little face was filled with???

At first glance, this luxurious toilet is equipped with tables, chairs, benches, couches, shelves, and wardrobes. It has everything you need.

But I didn't see a toilet.

What's going on?

Pull it on the ground?

Eh~~~Are these rich people so unhygienic?

I was just about to turn around and ask the kind person if he had taken me to the wrong place.

But then I thought again, I didn’t really want to go to the toilet anyway, so it didn’t matter where I learned.

Not only is there no one to disturb you here, but you also don't have to squat and smell the stench all the time.

Thinking of this, Shishi's gaze fell on the soft couch not far away, and he couldn't help but grin.

Although the corpse was guessing in his heart that he might have been sent to the wrong place.

But from the way she silently lifted the hem of her skirt, stood on tiptoe, her eyes fixed on every step she took, and the final leap she made onto the soft couch, it was clear that she was afraid of getting stained with dirt the whole time.

I guess the corpse himself doesn't believe this guess.

In fact, if Shishi walked a few steps further inside and around the screen with the landscape painting in the room, he would be able to see a luxurious toilet that was not inlaid with gold edges but was also exquisitely crafted.

After all, no matter how brave the little palace maid outside the door was, or how favored the girl was, she would not dare to take her to the queen's private room without permission.

Therefore, this place is just prepared for the nobles who come to pay homage to the queen for emergency or changing of clothes.

The corpse, who was already curled up on the couch but still raised his legs, waved his little hand, and as expected, a pile of flat tablets appeared next to the couch.

I picked one up and poked the screen a few times.

What followed was a high-pitched, warm and intimate voice that struck deep into the corpse's soul.

"Family~"

This scared the guilty corpse so much that he pressed the power button hard.

"Your Highness, are you okay? Is there anyone else inside?"

A slightly nervous question came from the little palace maid outside the door.

"Ahaha~ It's okay, it's okay. Well... I like to sing while I'm in the toilet!"

The captured corpse didn't care whether this was a toilet or not.

After shouting at the top of his lungs with all his bluffing voice, he seemed to feel that it was not convincing at all.

So I recalled the voice of "family" in my mind, and then pinched my throat to imitate that voice and sang very loudly.

"come on!

effort!

You have to push hard when you poop!

......"