The Ancient Growth Diary of a Little Zombie

Chapter 317 Wife, who hit you?

But this time, Shisi didn't need to bother introducing anything to the two of them. The Liu sisters, who were already familiar with many cosmetics, explained while putting makeup on the two of them.

Although the two sisters were smart and dexterous, they still had no idea how to use the makeup after hearing the brief introduction of Shishi.

After all, they had never heard of eye shadow, eyeliner and contouring, let alone the strict usage.

Maybe it was because the makeup she had worn for several consecutive days had hurt her eyes, so she felt particularly satisfied after changing her makeup.

So, having seen many corpses with various kinds of exquisite makeup in the modern world, when he saw those two again, they were very similar to his last ones.

Only foundation covered most of the blemishes, with curved eyebrows, a touch of red lips, and a little blush, her face could still be called a natural face. I couldn't help but pout in disappointment.

The two men who were happily showing their results to the little girl turned their heads at the same time when they saw this. They looked at their own exquisite faces in the bronze mirror, which could be said to have been transformed, and couldn't help but reach out to touch them.

I was even more confused. After all this, what was the little girl dissatisfied with?

In fact, it’s not the fault of these indigenous people that they are ignorant. After all, some things cannot be imagined by imagination alone.

I'm used to seeing those rough makeups that use lead powder and can easily make your skin whiter than a three-day-old dead woman. Now, when I see this kind of light and transparent makeup that covers your skin and makes it look as fair and delicate as if it was born naturally, how can I not be satisfied?

"Is there something wrong with Shishi?"

Intoxicated by the stunning beauty in the mirror, Xu, who finally broke free, turned around and looked at the corpse, asking suspiciously.

Upon hearing the voice, Xiao Wang turned around again and looked at her daughter with burning eyes.

It seemed as if he was afraid that she would reveal her flawless little face, which would be a little embarrassing.

"Sister Yingying, Sister Manman, I want to eat sweet-scented osmanthus cake. Can you please bring some for me?"

Shishi turned his head away from the two men's gazes and did not answer. Instead, he gave instructions to the two sisters beside him.

Not yet used to the distinction in status, especially when facing someone older than himself, especially someone relatively close to him, the polite elementary school student was really not used to calling the person by his name.

What kind of pastry requires two people to get together?

The two sisters looked at each other, responded in a low voice very tactfully, bowed to the three people, and then quickly left the room.

After seeing the person leave, Shishi turned around, but still did not answer. Instead, he winked at Xu.

Looking at the mischievous look of the little girl, a smile appeared on Xu's pretty face. Then she waved her hand and whispered to the two maids she brought with her:

"You guys go down first and close the door."

"Yes!"

After the door was closed and only the three of them were left in the room, Xu stretched out her delicate jade finger and gently tapped the little girl's forehead, chuckling softly:

"Okay, can you tell me now?"

The corpse who was poked on the forehead was not annoyed, but nodded with a smile, then trotted to the couch, lifted the quilt and pretended to take out a tablet from it.

Even if the corpse can’t learn it, maybe mother and Aunt Xu can?

Amidst the two people's puzzled gazes, Shishi slowly walked over and calmly clicked on the makeup tutorial video.

It was the first time for Xu to see a tablet. For a moment, he didn't know whether he should be shocked first by the talking magical object, or by the fact that there was a person inside this small magical object, or even by the content that person was showing.

Of course, as a woman who loves beauty, it is not surprising that the first two eventually lost to the latter.

The two went from being shocked at first, to being disdainful and puzzled, to gradually appreciating it, and finally to practicing it with joy as if it were a treasure, all in just a quarter of an hour.

Looking at her mother and Aunt Xu who were obsessed with beauty products, Shisi pretended to take out a tablet from under the quilt, left it there, and then went out shaking her head.

So many fish, so many fish, so many fish~

Oh~ I wonder if mother and Aunt Xu will come out for lunch later.

As expected, the only two left-behind children, Shishi and her younger brother, appeared at the lunch table.

The table was full of delicious food, but the two of them didn't even take a bite. They bumped their heads together, muttered a few words, and then ran back to Sang Jiale's house.

When closing the door, he specifically told Li Ma and the others who were waiting in the yard not to disturb him.

If the child is quiet, he is either acting up or he is acting up!

I don’t know what the two unlucky kids were thinking. They covered themselves with the quilt and hid in their bed, eating chicken and watching Ultraman.

The busy little mouths were getting more and more broken, and the crumbs fell all over the bed...

On this day, the women and children in the palace were particularly happy and comfortable.

After working hard all day, the three men returned home exhausted and met at the gate of the mansion.

After the three of them exchanged a few pleasantries, as soon as they entered the mansion, Nanny Wang, who was waiting at the door, said directly without them having to ask:

"The princess and Madam Sang are in the young prince's room and have not come out since noon.

The young prince is in the young master's room and has not come out since lunch."

Hearing this, the three of them looked at each other, and then quickly walked towards the inner courtyard.

At the same time, as if by telepathy, the two women who were immersed in learning makeup in the corpse house finally raised their heads.

"Ah! Sister, are you done? It's getting late, the prince and the others should be back by now."

Xu glanced at the sky outside the window and exclaimed with her hands covering her mouth.

Upon hearing the sound, Xiao Wang also looked back out the window, then turned her head and picked up the makeup brush and quickly swept it across her face a few times, not forgetting to reply repeatedly:

“It’s almost there, it’s almost there!”

This speed increased by about a quarter of an hour.

Only then did Xiao Wang stop what she was doing, tilted her head towards the bronze mirror in a narcissistic manner, and finally stood up with satisfaction.

Therefore, if a woman says she is putting on makeup quickly, you cannot believe her at all!

"Okay, Sister Xu, let's go. I wonder where those two naughty monkeys are going to cause trouble again."

Perhaps because of the makeup, Xiao Wang's voice sounded a little softer than usual.

Xu smiled and nodded slightly, and then the two of them walked towards the door together, arm in arm.

As the door creaked open, the panicked and stunned voices of two middle-aged men outside resounded throughout the courtyard.

"Ahhhhhh! There's a monster!"

"Ahhhhh! Who hit you, wife?"

As we all know, women of different ages have different aesthetic tastes.

Young women mostly prefer a pink color as delicate as peach blossoms.

Middle-aged women with some experience prefer charming purple and seductive red.

So at this moment, Huo Lingxing and Sang Tiezi, the two brothers in distress, saw their wives' purple and red eyes and their seductive red lips that were stained with cow blood.

One I didn't recognize at all.

The other one did recognize her, but his aesthetic was too straight-forward, so he just thought that his wife had been beaten and had bruised her eyes and vomited blood.

Before the people in the house could react, the two people at the door who heard each other's conversation turned their heads and looked at each other in surprise. At the same time, they stretched their necks and shouted in shock again:

"Ah? That's your wife?"

"Ah? Where's the monster?"

It's just that when applying makeup, these two monsters were a little too heavy-handed.

"roll!"

"roll!"

Two angry female voices rang out at the same time.