The Ancient Growth Diary of a Little Zombie

"What if it's a pack of wolves? She only has two hands, can she hit them?"

"My daughter runs so fast! We can't bite her!" Little Wang's palm-sized face was full of pride.

Sang Tiezi: What should I do if what my wife said seems to make some sense?

That night, the little zombie fell asleep early because of the heavy consumption during the day, and did not cause any trouble.

Naturally I don’t know.

Her three sisters, with blushing faces, put on the skirts she had given them and kept spinning around in circles in the room.

If the corpse knew, he would definitely say loudly and proudly:

As the corpse said, no one can resist a princess dress!

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"Eighth sister, wake up~"

"Your buzz is like a mosquito, can it wake her up?"

Looking at the person sleeping like a pig on the bed.

Sang Qingqing glanced with disdain at Sang Pingping, who had just been woken up by her gentle voice.

"Look at me!"

Put your hands on your hips and take a deep breath!

"It's time to eat!"

"Ah! Is dinner ready? Here it comes!"

I saw the person who was sleeping like a pig, with his eyes not even opened.

He muttered to himself, scraped his feet on the ground twice, put on his shoes and rushed out.

I rush, I rush...

Hey?

Should I rush again?

What's going on? Why can't I move it?

The little zombie opened his eyes dazedly and turned around to see that his second sister was holding the back of his collar.

The corpse tilted its head in confusion, "???"

What's wrong with you?

Sang Qingqing smiled and said, "Are you willing to open your eyes?"

she does not know.

In other words, the little zombie had just woken up and was still confused, his body was relatively relaxed and he didn't use his supernatural powers.

Otherwise she would be dragged out by the corpse.

"Huh? Not dinner time?"

"It's time for dinner! Who told you to sleep until noon?" Sang Qingqing looked at her sister who had a silly face, sleepy eyes and was completely out of shape.

Sighed.

He accepted his fate and took the man to wash up.

The Sang family's courtyard was full of people, and the tables were set up outside the courtyard.

Young children were playing with pig piss bubbles.

Sang Jiale was playing a game with Goudan and some older kids, a game that only real men would dare to play.

Licking the gallbladder...

Gou'er said that only a real man would dare to lick it.

In order to prove themselves, several little boys stubbornly went up to lick them one by one.

After licking, they all put on masks of pain, but their little bodies were straighter than each other.

They all think they are the real men.

The corpse that had just arrived in the yard was shaking its head.

This group of people really have no regard for hygiene!

If the dean saw it, he would be punished by standing for two hours.

"Nana~ I'm hungry!" Shishi was disgusted and didn't want others to know that she knew them.

I turned a corner and went back to ask my grandma for food.

Mrs. Wang was cooking when she saw her good granddaughter running over and saying she was hungry.

He took the time to take out a big chicken drumstick from the pot, put it in a bowl and handed it to her.

"Be careful, it's hot. Dinner will be served in a while. Just eat first."

"Thank you, milk~" The corpse that received the food was so well-behaved that its voice became even softer.

"Auntie, your little granddaughter is so well-behaved!"

"That's right, it's so pleasing to look at when it's clean and white!"

The young wives who helped in the kitchen all knew that the old lady loved this granddaughter the most, so they all came forward to flatter her.

They gave them so much meat to eat, so what's wrong with saying something nice?

"Hahaha, don't you see whose granddaughter you are? Darling, go say hello to your aunts."

The little zombie who was concentrating on gnawing on a chicken leg raised his head from the bowl with the chicken leg in his mouth.

She called out in a baby voice, "Hello, sisters! You are so beautiful!"

When you meet a girl, just call her sister and praise her beauty!

This is the life experience that Shishi has summed up over the past eight years.

"Hahaha...you're such a smooth talker, just eat yours!"

Several young wives blushed with shame at the praise.

"I wonder how many boys will be defeated by your little mouth in the future!" A young wife joked with a smile

"Go away, go away. How old is she and you're saying these things?" Wang scolded.

"They are lucky to have chosen the right time. Back then, everyone started looking for a partner at this age and got married at 14 or 15," said an older woman.

Indeed, when Wang was a little girl, she was involved in wars everywhere.

In the beginning, girls usually came of age at the age of fourteen and got married at the age of sixteen or seventeen.

But later, due to the huge population consumption caused by war, the imperial court forced girls to marry before the age of fifteen, otherwise they would be taken away and forcibly paired.

After the war was over, the Empress Dowager almost died of complications during childbirth.

The imperial physician said that she was too young and her body had not yet fully developed, making her unfit for pregnancy and childbirth.

Both the Empress Dowager and the Emperor Retired were born into humble backgrounds. They started from scratch and supported each other along the way to successfully ascend to that position.

The Empress Dowager was a kind-hearted person and knew that many women in the lower classes had married and had children earlier than herself.

She has suffered a lot, and she doesn't want thousands of other women to suffer the same way.

I asked the emperor for permission to restore things to the way they were before.

Allow women to freely choose when to get married and abolish the policy of forced pairing.

The emperor truly loves his wife and his people.

The new policy was promulgated very decisively.

He deserves to be the emperor!

"Mom! Can we have dinner now?" Xiao Wang came in and interrupted everyone's recollection.

"Okay, okay, let's ask someone to bring out the dishes and start eating!" Wang pointed to the plates of cooked food placed on the side.

My hands are still busy.

There were people coming from every household, and it was impossible to prepare all the dishes for hundreds of people at once, so they had to cook while we ate.

Little Wang’s sharp eyes caught sight of her little daughter stealing food nearby and said, “You little greedy cat, come and help me serve the dishes.”

"Hmm, howl!" The little zombie heard his mother calling him for help.

He quickly stuffed the last two bites of meat into his mouth, and his little face bulged out like a big meat bun.

"Be careful not to choke! Look at you, she is so young, why are you asking her to do anything?" Wang felt a little distressed when she saw her granddaughter's anxious look, and scolded her angrily.

Little Wang was speechless and said helplessly, "Mom! She is over eight years old!"

The other children in the family were already helping with farm work when they were eight years old.

My daughter is fine now, and we should treat her like a normal child.

Otherwise, after a long time, the other two families will have opinions.

Wang was speechless for a moment, as she was used to treating her granddaughter the same way as before.

I suddenly felt a little empty inside...

"Go, go, bring the plates to your mother, don't break my plates! Many of them belong to other people's houses!" Wang knew she was in the wrong and couldn't save face.

I was a little angry and embarrassed.

"Ah~" It's just holding a plate, but for the corpse, it's as easy as holding it in your hands.

"pat~"

......

The plate of eggplants shattered on the ground at the door.

"You little bastard, do you really think I won't beat you?" Wang roared!

Shisi felt that she was incredibly strong and amazing. Others could only carry two, but she had to carry three!

How to serve?

One on the head!

The people around him tried to persuade him, but he just wouldn't listen.

No, I'm in trouble!

Oh no! Grandma is going to get mad!

Run quickly!