The Ancient Growth Diary of a Little Zombie

She tightened her face and tried hard not to laugh.

The corners of his mouth, which were harder to press than an AK, were forced into a pout.

Looking at the little sister who was so immersed in the praise that she was confused, several people pinched their thighs tightly and tried hard to hold back their laughter.

My sister is so cute!

"Brother, this wild boar must weigh several hundred pounds. How do we get it back?" asked the third brother.

It would have been fine if he hadn’t died before, but now that he’s been beaten to death, I have to bring him home!

This is several hundred kilograms of meat!

Several brothers shamelessly cast their gazes silently at their dazed sister.

Shi Zhengchou was worried that he couldn't continue to show off his damn charm!

Hey~ the opportunity is right here!

"I, I can do it!" He raised his little hand very consciously.

As he said this, he showed his brothers his biceps, which did not exist at all.

"Wow! That's amazing!" Sang Jiaming praised.

"Pah, pah, pah..."

The other three clapped and cheered.

My goodness, this must have made the inexperienced little zombie stunned.

"Hehe~ Let's go, brothers~" holding a pig's leg in his hand.

He smiled like a silly roe deer, and was willing to do hard labor for his brothers.

Hey! If he had only an elementary school diploma, he wouldn't have been tricked into this state of folly.

"Okay, let's go see if there are any pheasants caught and then go home. Be careful, little sister. If you can't drag it anymore, tell your brother."

Tell your brother, and he will let you rest for a while before continuing to drag.

......

The group arrived at the foot of the mountain in the evening.

The main reason is that the pig is too big and keeps getting stuck.

The fourth and fifth brothers were carrying pheasants and walking in front, with a small hill in the middle, and the eldest and third brothers were at the end.

When they were almost entering the village, the brothers pretended to carry the wild boar, but in fact, it was all done by the little zombie alone.

It’s not that the brothers are lazy, it’s mainly because their help causes trouble for their sister.

Because when I got stuck for the first time.

The four of them went to help, and the little sister lifted up both the man and the pig...

But I have to pretend now, for fear that some bad rumors about my sister will spread.

The villagers saw a moving hill approaching the village from a distance, and they all ran over to see what was happening.

When I entered, I found that it was the five children of the village Jianguo, carrying a wild boar that must have weighed at least four or five hundred kilograms.

They all gathered around to help.

Seeing someone coming, Sang Jia and several others pretended to be exhausted and lay on the ground.

Sang Jiafa saw that his sister was still standing strong, so he quickly pulled her up.

"Jiahe, is this the wild boar you brothers hunted?"

"It's so awesome!"

Hearing someone praising him, the little zombie raised his head proudly and was about to speak out.

The fourth brother next to him quickly covered his mouth and pulled him aside.

"How could we possibly have that ability, Second Master?"

"We met it on the mountain. It was chasing us. It ran too fast and failed to turn, so it crashed into the rock wall and died. You can feel its skull, it's broken!" Sang Jiahe said this seriously with his eyes open, without blushing or beating his heart.

After a pause, he pretended to be frightened and said, "I was so scared. My brothers and I wanted to take my sister to the mountains to trap pheasants, and we almost died there!"

"Uncle, look at what this pig is doing to me!" Sang Jiaming silently raised his buttocks to show everyone.

"Oh, this is really a crime!"

"My butt is bleeding from being pushed so hard~"

"Okay, okay, you guys take a rest, we will help you carry the pig back." The second uncle looked at the "weak" children and hurriedly asked people to help carry the pig.

Because Sang Jiaming's butt looked so scary, two other men carried him away, one in front and one behind.

The gate to Old Sang's yard was not closed, and only Wang and Little Wang were at home at the moment.

The two women were stunned when they saw a group of people carrying such a big wild boar into the yard.

Then I saw Lao Wu being carried in.

Both of them felt a pang of fear in their hearts.

"What's wrong with my fifth child?" Xiao Wang asked hurriedly.

Seeing the worried faces of my mother and grandmother.

Sang Jiaming struggled to get off the ground and quickly explained with a smile, "Grandma, Mom! It's okay, I was just nudged by a pig."

Wang walked up to him and saw his pants covered in blood.

He immediately panicked, "You damn kid, you're fine! The third brother's family, hurry up and find a doctor!"

Xiao Wang didn't respond, but just looked at her son worriedly.

With red eyes, he hurried to see the doctor.

Seeing my grandma and mother worried and anxious, I felt a little uncomfortable.

But there were so many people around here, and it was hard to say that I was actually fine. In fact, I just had some skin scraped off, which looked a little scary.

"Grandma, my sister and elder brother are still behind." Sang Jiaming wanted to divert the old lady's attention and deliberately mentioned the eighth brother.

as predicted.

"Why haven't they arrived yet? Is your eighth sister hurt?" Wang's attention immediately shifted to her little granddaughter.

I don’t care whether this grandson loves me or not, as long as he is alive.

"They are all fine, Eighth Sister ran fast!" Sang Jiaming reminded secretly, hoping that grandma would not worry.

In order to show that they were exhausted after dragging the wild boar down the mountain, the Sang family and their men were only walking a little faster than a snail.

Wang calmed down after hearing this. After all, Lao Ba was running so fast that even a tiger couldn't catch up with her, so nothing should happen to her.

Then he looked at Lao Wu again and saw that he was still standing there.

He shouted angrily, "Go back to your room and lie down!"

"It's okay, I can hold on. Grandma, you don't know that we encountered a wild boar today..." Sang Laowu repeated the nonsense that his eldest brother had told to everyone at the village entrance.

He told his grandmother again in front of everyone.

"What! Old Eight was chased by a wild boar?" Wang couldn't sit still anymore and walked out.

Being chased and gored by such a big wild boar must have scared her good little granddaughter to death!

"It's okay, grandma, grandma! Grandma!..." I sighed helplessly as I watched grandma's disappearing back.

Grandma cares too much about Lao Ba.

I wonder what her expression will be when she finds out that her good granddaughter smashed the wild boar's head with one punch.

......

"Grandma~ I miss you~" The little zombie saw his grandma from a distance.

He trotted and jumped into grandma's arms.

"Hey, my dear, are you hurt anywhere? Are you scared?" Wang pulled the person out of her arms and checked him up and down, left and right.

"No, I'm very strong!" The little zombie showed off his non-existent biceps again.

Seeing that her granddaughter was still lively and didn't look frightened at all, she breathed a sigh of relief.

He looked at the other three grandchildren.

Well, the arms and legs are still there.

That's fine.

"Don't go up the mountain next time. Your mother and I are worried to death, do you understand?" Wang tapped her granddaughter's forehead helplessly.

I was worried before when I couldn’t move, and now that I can move I’m even more worried!

"I want to go again! It's fun!"

The corpse would never agree to that. It’s so much fun on the mountain!

"You! If you don't behave, your mother will beat you when you get home!" Wang pretended to be fierce and threatened the corpse.

"Grandma~ I want to eat roast chicken!" The little zombie pointed at the pheasant in the fourth brother's hand and changed the subject.

Shishi is not afraid of being beaten!