The Ancient Growth Diary of a Little Zombie

A little kid said that his sister, who was four years older than him, was a child, while he himself was like a little man who stood tall and upright.

If this scene happened in the past, people around would be amused and laugh.

But now, the old master with white beard was so angry that he almost fainted.

The other officials were so angry that their faces turned blue and red, and then red and black. They all glared at him with gnashed teeth, as if they wanted to eat him.

Shishi didn't expect that his useless brother could have such a powerful mouth.

I secretly gave him a thumbs up.

As soon as the Wang couple started arguing, they both huddled beside Huo Lingxing and his wife, trembling.

Especially Sang Tiezi, a big man weighing more than 100 pounds, who looked even more burly than Huo Lingxing next to him, and there were tears in his eyes.

The old tutor attached great importance to rules and etiquette and did not want to argue with this ignorant child.

Thinking that the four of them were from the same family, he turned around and looked for his parents.

He wanted to ask how they raised such a foul-mouthed, rude and unreasonable child!

Turning his gaze to the left, he saw the frail little woman who was cowering so tightly that her figure was almost invisible.

Silence for a moment.

How could a man like him argue with a woman? He silently turned his head to the other side.

Sang Tiezi looked up with red eyes and met his gaze with tears in her eyes.

Two lines of hot tears fell silently.

Old Master: ...

He turned his gaze to the little girl again.

Well, this is emotionally stable.

This one seems to be the most normal one in the family.

The old tutor opened his mouth, but before he could utter a word, General Weiyuan, who had spoken earlier, could no longer bear his nagging.

Not all generals are as handsome as Huo Yunting. General Weiyuan has a full beard, eyes as big as an ox, and a face full of hostility. Even if he is wearing ordinary clothes, he cannot hide his murderous aura.

"You little brat! You don't have the right to talk here. Get out of here!"

His roar echoed throughout the hall.

After all, he was still a five-year-old child. He just stood up out of his passion and courage.

Sang Jiale trembled all over when he was yelled at, and felt that this man was even more vicious than the bandits he had encountered before.

His upright little body collapsed, his mouth pursed, and he looked at his eighth sister with tearful eyes, calling out aggrievedly:

"Eighth sister~~" He bullied me!

He didn't say the second half of the sentence, but he felt that his eighth sister should understand.

Before his eighth sister could respond, a strong arm beside him pulled him back.

Huo Yunting frowned in displeasure, and cast a sharp glance at General Weiyuan, scolding him coldly:

"Why are you so angry towards a child?

His words were just a little rough but his logic was sound. What was wrong with him?

Since you all know that everything in Daxia belongs to Your Majesty, then why do you hesitate when it comes to handing over power, and why do you complain and cry poor when natural disasters force you to raise money?

General Weiyuan stopped talking, snorted heavily and turned his head to the side.

It was not that he was afraid of Huo Yunting, the great general who defended the country, but he was afraid that if he accepted the call, the emperor would really take away his military power.

Anyway, there are many people who are more anxious than him.

As expected, seeing General Weiyuan silenced, the Minister of Rites in the crowd knelt to the center of the hall, clasped his hands together, and bowed deeply, shouting indignantly:

"If Your Majesty needs it, I am willing to donate all my family's assets to Your Majesty!"

Someone took the lead, and those officials who had little real power made a plan in their minds.

Even if they said so, the emperor probably wouldn't really want them. He was just expressing his attitude.

Then, many people followed the Minister of Rites and walked to the hall on their knees, shouting in agreement:

"Your Majesty, we are willing to give everything for you!"

In this way, most of the row of officials who were originally kneeling on the right side became empty.

......

If the emperor had seen their loyalty to the emperor in the past, he would have been so happy.

But at this moment, every time one of them stood up, the emperor felt as if an invisible slap was slapping him in the face.

The slap left black and blue marks on his face, which was exceptionally fair today.

It’s not that no one noticed the emperor’s increasingly ugly expression.

But no matter what, they can't let this happen today.

A country girl who easily climbed over all of them.

If this happened, wouldn't all their years of hard work become a huge joke?

What's more, she is a woman!

These ministers did not know that when they were passionately expressing their loyalty.

There was a little girl present who heard what they said and her heart started beating wildly.

Shisi gave her poor brother a soothing smile and winked playfully.

When Sang Jiale saw it, his eyes immediately lit up.

He changed his previous listless look and looked at the group of people in the center of the hall with a gloating expression.

Hahahaha!

These shameless people are doomed!

Shishi glanced at the people who made the noise with interest.

Then he grinned, put his hands behind his back, shook his head, and walked towards the platform looking very happy.

The little girl walked slowly and leisurely as if she was on her way home.

The guards on the side looked at the emperor, and seeing that he had no intention of stopping him, they silently withdrew their hands from the hilt of the sword.

When Eunuch Sun saw this ancestor coming, his heart skipped a beat.

I wanted to stop it.

But he also looked at the emperor's expression first, and then thought of the kick he gave him last time.

The heart is gone.

When the emperor saw the little girl coming up.

Everyone is numb!

It’s not that he doesn’t want them to stop him, but he doesn’t dare to let them stop him!

He now fully understands that no one can stop the goddess from doing anything she wants to do!

Now he could only smile and pray silently in his heart that this little ancestor would not do anything weird.

The emperor and the empress sat together on a large and magnificent chair.

Shishi has always been more patient and fond of beautiful women who do not show any malice towards him.

So when Shishi walked to the side closer to the queen, he faced this graceful and beautiful aunt.

He raised the corner of his lips and gave her a sweet smile with a hint of elder's kindness.

After nodding slightly, he turned to look at the emperor on the other side.

Her face suddenly fell, and she said indifferently:

"Get up, let me sit here for a while."

The little girl's voice was not loud, and only people on the platform could hear it.

Eunuch Sun and the eunuchs, palace maids and guards standing by felt their knees go weak and they almost fell to their knees.

The queen, who had seen the little girl smiling so sweetly at her, felt that this little goddess was not as cruel as the emperor had told her.

Apart from not knowing the rules, isn't this pretty sweet and well-behaved?

But now, her beautiful eyes slightly opened, and her dignified and delicate face was filled with disbelief and astonishment.

What did this little girl just say?

Did you hear it correctly?

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Happy New Year to all of you~?

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The queen was even afraid to turn her head to look at the emperor who was furious.

It is impossible to dare to be angry.

The emperor's fair face, which was trying hard to maintain a fake smile, was instantly covered with spider marks because of the little girl's short words.

This time, laughing is uglier than crying.

The emperor's lips moved for a long time before he uttered a low, flattering voice:

"Shishi~you..."

But he had just started when Shishi, who was waiting impatiently, noticed that there was an empty seat between the two of them.

Without thinking, he half crawled and half stepped over the queen's knees.

Then, he lifted his little butt, and in front of everyone's incredulous and shocked gazes, he sat down steadily and upright between the two of them.

Shishi placed her hands obediently on the table at chest level, her almond-shaped eyes curved into two small crescents as she looked brightly at the dumbfounded people below.

The little girl looks very well-behaved and lovely.

It's a pity that the pink little mouth suddenly curled up into a wicked smile as if a prank had been successful.

The little hand placed on the table hooked at the people below, and the voice was soft and full of innocent words, which startled everyone below and finally brought them back to their senses.

“Now I’m sitting here.

Quickly give me all the money you have in your house~"

The soft voice paused for a moment, then continued:

"I don't want your daughter-in-law anymore, just give me your beautiful daughter~"

When Shi thought of the bachelors in his village, he suddenly felt that this trip was not in vain!

"By the way, if anyone has a handsome son, please bring him along and give him to me."

I almost forgot, there are many sisters in the village who don’t have husbands yet!

The corpse is so capable. When we get back, won’t everyone praise the corpse?

Hehe ~

"Be bold!"

An angry shout interrupted Shi Shi's happy fantasy.

Shi Shi raised his eyes and looked towards the voice, but he didn't see who was speaking. He turned to look at the emperor in confusion.

As a result, the emperor's face looked distorted with cramps.

"Are you having a seizure?"

Shishi asked in a low voice with some concern.

Shi felt that he was quite caring towards his younger brother.

The emperor's face stiffened, he paused for a moment, and then laughed awkwardly:

"Haha, no, I'm just stretching my facial muscles."

He's not even moving his facial muscles!

It was because the ones who just spoke were the princes who had just come to their senses and saw the little girl sitting in this position, and they were more anxious than the ministers.

Except for the prince who was next to Huo Yunting and was held by him, the others stood up angrily.

The emperor was so frightened that he glared and made wild gestures, wishing he could go down and suppress them himself.

This made the princes who had just stood up and shouted kneel back down silently.

The emperor was not worried about the safety of the princes, but was worried about what would happen if the goddess knew that these were her sons.

What if she thinks he is a bad parent and takes her anger out on him?

Originally wanting to make the princes the first to act, the ministers who followed behind were dumbfounded by the eye-to-eye quarrel between the emperor and his sons.

Your Majesty, what's going on today?

Could it be that this girl is actually his illegitimate daughter who is living away from home?

Although it was not the dragon throne, it was an intimate moment for him to sit on the same chair with the emperor and empress on such an occasion.

This is an honor that even the most favored princes and princesses have never had!

For a moment, the hall was so quiet that you could hear a pin drop. The atmosphere was extremely awkward.

Seeing this, the emperor sighed in his heart.

Then he turned his head slightly to glance at the queen, and then glanced at the shoulder of the little girl in the middle.

When the queen saw this, she immediately understood and nodded slightly without saying a word.

Then the two of them cooperated perfectly, as if they had practiced this thousands of times.

The queen first raised her slender hand, with a smile on her face, and put her arm around the little girl's shoulders affectionately and naturally.

The emperor smiled kindly as well, and patted the hand that was around the little girl's shoulder affectionately, laughing loudly:

"Hahaha~ Look at this girl, she's not even afraid of me, she's so naughty!"

When the crowd below heard this, their eyes were dull and they looked at the three of them with blank expressions.

Is it funny?

The reactions of the crowd made the smile on the emperor's face freeze again.

He seemed to realize that what he just said was not funny.

He put away the somewhat stiff and kind smile on his face.

His eyes suddenly turned cold and swept sharply over everyone.

"My decree has been issued, and this matter will not be discussed any further."

The emperor's words were full of pressure and anger, but they did not make the people obey him.

Instead, the quiet hall exploded again.

"Your Majesty, this goes against common sense!"

"Your Majesty, how can this country girl become the king of a different surname in Great Xia?"

......

"I beg Your Majesty to revoke your order, otherwise I will have no choice but to die!"

The old tutor with a white beard, tears glistening in his cloudy eyes, stood up slowly with a trembling body, and looked at the emperor with determination and stubbornness on his old face.

The old tutor, filled with sadness, really didn't understand the emperor he had devoted all his efforts to assisting.

An emperor who has always been diligent and hardworking, serving the people, and has been doing so for decades without making any mistakes.

How come you suddenly become so confused?

It would be fine to make an exception and appoint a woman as an official, but the rank is so high, and the object is a child!

If this gets out, your Majesty's reputation will be ruined!

As soon as the old tutor's words of advice threatening his own death came out, the scene gradually quieted down again, and everyone's eyes were focused on him.

The emperor also looked at his old mentor with helplessness in his eyes.

A silent sigh.

After all, this old tutor is different from others.

The emperor, who wanted to explain something, secretly used the tip of his tongue to poke his two front teeth.

The little girl standing beside him suddenly said something in a crisp voice, which made the old tutor faint from anger.

"It doesn't matter if you want to die, but you have to give me your family's money and daughter first!"

Those people had been making a lot of noise before, and now Shishi finally found the opportunity to speak.

I don't quite understand what admonition is, but it sounds like it's related to death.

That must mean the old man is going to die.

I don’t care whether you live or die, but you must give me the money I deserve!

Upon hearing this, the old tutor's whole body trembled, his cloudy eyes widened instantly, and he raised his hand tremblingly and pointed at the little girl on the platform.

His bloodless lips trembled, as if he wanted to say something, but the violent heaving of his chest prevented him from uttering a single word.