The Ancient Growth Diary of a Little Zombie

The emperor had sent away all the imperial doctors, palace maids and eunuchs, and now they were the only two left in the huge Yangxin Palace.

But both of them remained silent, and no one was willing to speak first.

Shishi was afraid that if he opened his mouth, the dog emperor would blackmail him.

And what about the emperor?

The emperor feels wronged!

What a night it has been!

Even when he was young and followed his father in his campaigns, he had never suffered such a hardship.

But in the end, the emperor swallowed his feelings silently, feeling sad and aggrieved, and spoke first.

"Boss, how about I call you Boss in private and Shishi when others are around?"

As an emperor, he still has to save face in front of outsiders.

As long as this person doesn't blackmail him, the corpse has no objection and just nodded slightly in agreement.

Seeing that the little girl was so easy to talk to, the emperor hurriedly said:

"Then can we postpone the previously scheduled celebration banquet and the decree of the crowning of the king?"

When Shishi heard this, he immediately became unhappy.

Isn't it just for the purpose of becoming king that I've been busy until late at night?

This time, Shishi stopped cowering and jumped down from the couch. She took a few steps and rushed to the bed with an angry look on her face. Her eyes widened as she asked with her hands on her hips:

"what!

You said you would promise me after you read it, you are not lying to me!"

The emperor had been turning his head away. Even though he didn't see the little girl's angry expression, he could tell from the noise and tone of her voice.

The little girl is getting angry again.

But even though he knew the little girl was getting angry, the emperor didn't even turn around to look at her. He just waved his hands at her and explained hurriedly:

"No, no, I am the Son of Heaven. Naturally, my promises are worth a thousand gold. How could I lie to you?"

Shi Shi curled his lips and said dissatisfiedly:

"No, not even if you're crazy!

It's three days, so it's three days. If it takes more than three days, I'll beat you up!"

Upon hearing this, the emperor's back slumped, his head dropped deeply, and then he slowly turned his body towards the corpse.

He slowly raised his horrible face and said mournfully:

"I'm in this state now, how can I hold a celebration banquet as scheduled?"

Forehead......

When Shishi saw his face, he choked, fell silent, and his arrogance subsided.

I thought about it.

Indeed, if a corpse becomes like this, it will be too embarrassed to go out.

Although the previous emperor was not a handsome man, he was still a mighty, tough and handsome uncle.

But now, his carefully maintained black hair stood out on his head in uneven patches as if gnawed by a dog, revealing the tiny specks of silver hair that he had been carefully hiding underneath the black hair.

After washing, his originally dark face turned red like a drunk Guan Gong with a hint of weak white. But even so, it could not cover up the pair of panda eyes that Shishi gave him.

What makes the corpse empathize the most is the black hole on the front teeth.

Shishi looked at the black hole that she once had with a look of pity and a hint of nostalgia.

Hey, it seems that once adults’ teeth fall out, they won’t grow back, right?

Shishi pursed her lips, then her eyes began to glance around randomly, and she said in a somewhat awkward voice:

"Hey, well, compliment me!"

The emperor was a little confused when he heard this.

This goddess has a kind heart, but it seems not very much...

I am so miserable and pitiful, it would be fine if she didn't have any pity on me, but now she wants me to praise her!

"Haha, the old lady is kind-hearted, smart and intelligent. She is truly the Snow Queen!"

The emperor's rosy face was covered with a flattering smile, and with his large front teeth showing signs of leaking, he opened his mouth and began to praise people skillfully.

So skilled that it makes people feel a little distressed.

After listening to this, Shishi pursed her lips, looked expressionless, and nodded her head reluctantly, but in fact, her ten toes had already curled up in her embroidered shoes.

Then he turned around, and from the back it looked like he was trying hard to take something out of his sleeve.

When he turned back again, Shishi threw the extra things in his arms directly at the emperor.

"Here, this is for you. Thank you for your compliment."

Upon hearing this, the emperor lowered his head and looked at himself.

Ho!

He was almost scared to jump out of the bed!

But both of his legs were broken, so he couldn't jump even though he wanted to.

Fortunately, the emperor had seen big scenes before, so he quickly suppressed the fear in his heart and looked at the corpse again with a little more fear in his eyes.

"Hehe~ What the hell does this mean, Boss?"

The emperor's trembling and stuttering voice was interpreted by the corpse as excitement.

Shishi's soft, porcelain-white face showed the most innocent smile. She put her hands behind her back, leaned forward slightly, looked at him with a pair of innocent eyes, and asked caringly:

"These are all for you. Why, don't you like them?"

The emperor looked at the little girl in front of him with horror, who was smiling harmlessly. Then he lowered his eyes to look at the pile of various human teeth on his body, and the scalp that seemed to have been peeled off in its entirety, with hair still attached.

With tears in his eyes, he replied:

"I like it!"

Is this a threat?

Right?

What the goddess meant was that if she didn't hold the celebration banquet as scheduled, this would be the outcome!

The tooth extraction punishment in Daxia was just to pull out the teeth one by one.

She actually pulled out the person's entire gums and teeth!

Killing people is not enough, why do you have to do this?

Who would have thought that this seemingly innocent and naive little girl could have such a vicious and cruel side.

Shi Shi could never have imagined that his act of kindness was treated as a ghost-faced Shura by this ignorant emperor.

At this moment, she still opened her bright almond eyes, looking at the emperor expectantly, and urged:

"Then try it!"

The shock in the emperor's eyes had not yet dissipated, and he became even more confused after hearing this.

"what?"

try what?

How to die?

The emperor thought of this horrible way to die, and hurriedly shook his head and said:

"No, no, no, no need to try. Three days is three days!"

Although Shishi couldn't tell the changing colors on his face, he could clearly see the fear in his eyes.

The corpse only realized at this moment that he might have taken these dentures and wigs seriously.

Shishi reached forward.

The emperor shrank back suddenly as if by reflex.

Shi Shi paused, gave him a speechless look, then reached out and picked up a long, straight black wig and put it directly on his head.

Like Sadako.

The corpse had only heard of these things and seen other people wearing them, but he actually didn't know how to use them specifically.

He raised his hand and rummaged around a few times, barely able to reveal the fair little face from under the waterfall of black hair.

Then he opened a box of dentures and tried to put them in his mouth.

After putting them on, he smiled at the emperor, revealing a big buck tooth.

"Hey, how is it? Does it look good?

This is how these are used, do you understand?

They are all fake, not real, don't be afraid!"

The emperor was stunned. He looked at the little man in front of him who was hard to describe. Then he lowered his head silently, picked up a box of dentures with only two front teeth and began to look at it.

It looks so realistic, could it be fake?