The Ancient Growth Diary of a Little Zombie

In response to the emperor's request, Shishi pursed her lips, her face solemn, as if she had been thinking seriously for a long time.

Then he raised his index finger and hooked it towards the emperor, and said in a soft voice:

"Come here for a moment~"

The emperor was stunned at first when he heard this, then he squinted his eyes and observed carefully, and saw that the little girl did not look angry on her face or in her hands.

He then walked forward with confidence, leaned forward slightly and asked softly:

"what happened?"

"what!!!"

As soon as the emperor finished asking the question, screams started again.

"His Majesty!"

"It's okay, it's okay. I'm fine. No one is allowed to come in!"

The emperor was knocked to the ground by a sudden punch from Shishi. This time he covered his left eye with his hand and endured the pain to respond to Eunuch Sun outside the hall.

He looked at Shishi with a puzzled and aggrieved expression, and asked in a very aggrieved manner:

"Why did you hit me again!"

Shishi rolled his eyes at him and said in a fierce and impatient tone:

"I've already told you, if you keep on procrastinating I'll really beat you up!"

After saying that, Shishi crossed his arms and walked towards the palace door with an angry look on his face.

When he reached the palace gate, he turned around and saw the emperor still sitting on the ground, motionless, so he said angrily:

"Are you still going to watch it?"

Although the little girl's tone was very harsh, the emperor was delighted when he heard it.

The little girl agreed!

The emperor quickly got up and ran to the palace gate at the speed of a 100-meter sprint. He looked at the corpse with a pair of panda eyes flashing with surprise and said repeatedly:

"look look look!"

Suddenly I felt that the punch I just took was worth it!

Logically speaking, Shishi should be very happy to have the opportunity to show off.

Unfortunately, the job of displaying artifacts...

But it's not what the corpse is good at.

The last time the brothers were teaching everyone on the mountain, Shisi thought he was incredibly strong, so he sneered at them and didn't follow them to learn. So far, he can only throw a grenade.

Even more unfortunate was that the only time he threw a grenade, it cast a shadow on the corpse.

So naturally, he would not be in a good mood about the emperor's request at this moment.

The palace door creaked again.

When Eunuch Sun, who was guarding outside the door, saw the person coming out, he screamed in surprise, but the emperor's look suppressed his cry.

Shi Shi walked out of the hall, looked up and down at Eunuch Sun at the door with contempt, then opened and closed his mouth to give his evaluation.

"You old shameless fellow!"

The big one beats the small one, and even calls for help when he can't win.

tui!

Eunuch Sun didn't understand why this thief scolded him like that. In the past, whether in the court or the harem, who didn't show respect to him when they saw him?

At this moment, his old face looked like a constantly changing red and green light, which showed that he was following closely behind her. Even if he was dissatisfied with the emperor's attitude, he had to bow and smile.

Shishi sensed it and found that although there seemed to be only a few people guarding outside the hall, there were actually people everywhere around.

With the experience from last time, he now knew to find an open place to dump the corpse.

When I came here before, I saw that the outside was quite empty except for some flowers, plants and walls. I originally thought of just leaving it outside.

But now no matter where she throws it, it's likely to randomly hit a few unlucky people.

Shishi thought for a moment, then turned to the emperor and asked:

"Do you want to watch it somewhere else, or do you want to tell those people to stay away and just watch it here?"

What?

See here?

The emperor immediately thought of what Huo Yunting said, that the artifact could instantly raze the entire palace to the ground. He was so frightened that he quickly waved his hands and said:

"No, no, no, change someplace, change someplace!"

Shishi nodded when he heard this, and before Eunuch Sun and the other guards could react, he reached out and grabbed the emperor's belt and dodged.

People are gone.

Eunuch Sun, guards: ???

"His Majesty!!!"

Eunuch Sun reacted and exclaimed again.

"Hurry, hurry, His Majesty has been kidnapped by thieves!"

The originally quiet palace became lively again.

When the fire outside the Yangxin Palace lit up again, Shishi had already carried the person outside the Jinluan Palace.

Shishi shook the emperor, who was carrying him horizontally in his hand and looked top-heavy, and asked:

"Is this okay here?"

Shi felt that this place was the most open, with few flowers and plants and no people, making it the perfect place.

The emperor, whose brain was almost congested, raised his head with difficulty and glanced at him, then shouted in a hoarse voice:

"I can't do it, I can't do it!"

Using that artifact here, let’s not even talk about whether other parts of the palace will be affected.

I'm afraid that tomorrow the whole capital will say that he, the emperor, is unworthy of his position and is being punished by heaven!

Shishi threw the emperor to the ground. Even in the darkness, one could clearly see the blazing fire of anger in her eyes.

"This won't work, that won't work either, so what do you think will work?"

The emperor got up in a panic. Facing the little girl's angry questioning, he dared not lose his temper at all. He could only smile and flatter her:

"Outside the city, okay? I'll have someone prepare a car to take us out of the city now, okay?"

As soon as the emperor finished speaking, he felt his waist tighten again. When he reacted, he found himself hanging in the air with his head heavy.

Amidst the whirring wind blades, the little girl's vague words were heard:

"Oh no, you're too slow. I'm anxious to go back to sleep!"

About two quarters of an hour later.

Shishi stood with his arms folded and appeared at the foot of the mountain closest to the capital.

There was also a white figure squatting on the ground, vomiting violently.

After another cup of tea, the white figure finally stood up tremblingly and turned around.

Shishi silently looked away.

Hiss, it’s so eye-catching!

The emperor was dressed in white brocade clothes, which made him look cool, elegant and majestic.

Now his white clothes were loose, and the jade crown that held his black hair so neatly was long gone. As a result, each of his originally obedient hairs seemed to have its own thoughts, dancing wildly on his head, showing what it meant to be a dance of demons.

There was also that face that looked particularly pale in the moonlight, with two dark eye sockets.

How can one word "ugly" describe it?

If others saw it, they would scream, "Ghost!"

Seeing how miserable he was, Shishi stopped getting angry and looked aside, asking softly:

"Is it okay here?"

After hearing this, the emperor looked around in the moonlight.

After seeing that there were no residential houses and no official roads around, he finally nodded.

Seeing that he was finally able to do it, the corpse didn't waste any words. Under the emperor's gaze, a hammer appeared out of thin air in his hand.

Perhaps it was because it was dark and he couldn't see clearly, the emperor only saw that there was something in the little girl's hand, and he couldn't help but move closer to see it more clearly.

But just as he got closer, the little girl threw the thing in her hand to the large open space at the foot of the mountain.

This scene reminded Shisi of a sentence he heard while watching a video when he was bored a few days ago.

Big women never watch explosions!

Shishi turned around gracefully, closed his eyes, opened his arms, and looked very relaxed, waiting for the impending explosion.

The action was done in one go, so the corpse didn't see it. The moment she turned around, the emperor next to her happened to miss her position.

He bent his body, stretched his neck with a curious look on his face, and walked towards the direction where she had just thrown the grenade.

Boom!

The corpse's clothes and hair fluttered and danced in the night with the sound of the explosion.

She closed her eyes and carefully felt the heat wave and strong wind brought by the explosion behind her.

Yes, that’s the feeling.

Cool!

Click~

Shishi: Why do I feel like something is falling at my feet?

Shi Shi opened his eyes in confusion and looked down.

Those eyes, which were exceptionally bright in the darkness, flashed guiltily.

It’s over!