The Ancient Growth Diary of a Little Zombie

"Boss, if you can come back before summer, I'll give you all the fish I catch in the river."

"Boss, you must come back! We will miss you~"

......

Shishi didn't understand. He was just going on a trip, but why were they all acting like they were saying goodbye to each other forever? It made Shishi's eyes water...

How about bringing the younger brothers along as well?

As soon as this thought came to mind, Shishi quickly shook his head to dispel it.

From what the adults said, it might be dangerous to go to the capital this time, so it’s better not to take the younger brothers with you on this adventure.

Shishi thought about it again, and then shouted loudly in a voice that made sure everyone could hear:

"You two should study hard at home to learn to read. I'm going to explore the capital first to see if it's fun. If it is, I'll take whoever learns best with me next time!"

The corpse didn't know that at this moment he was just like those parents who paint a rosy picture for their children.

He was even proud of his motivational teaching style.

Hehe, I won’t tell them that if I go there again next time, I will definitely bring all my brothers with me.

Unfortunately, the younger brothers' reactions were not as excited and thrilled as Shisi had imagined. Their responses were like the humming of mosquitoes.

Obviously, Shisi underestimated the reluctance of her subordinates to leave her as the boss, and thought that she could just coax them as usual.

But the corpse was not a person who had the patience to coax children, and the emotions of the younger brothers gradually affected the corpse.

If Shishi is unhappy, the prey in the forest will suffer.

Everyone, run away! The little witch is here to raid our house again!

The originally quiet forest suddenly became lively due to the arrival of Shi Shi and his group.

There were all kinds of animals, some running around to report the news, some running away with their families, and more of them running around in panic. Of course, their final fate was still to be killed by the little witch.

The setting sun stretched out the shadows of the children returning home with their loads, and even their smiling faces looked even brighter.

Shishi was walking at the end, looking at the younger brothers in front of him who were in high spirits, with their bodies full of prey hanging on them. The bright smile on his face was even more proud.

It’s so funny, there’s no child that can’t be coaxed by a corpse!

That night, the children of Sangjia Village fell asleep happily in the rich aroma of meat.

*

Shishi’s sky has fallen!

Yesterday, I was carefree and there were corpses all over the mountains and forests. I didn’t expect retribution to come so soon!

The day before leaving, Wang did not hold the corpse and reluctantly talk about the friendship between grandparents and grandchildren. Instead, she invited Xu and Qin Yuling to teach the corpse etiquette and rules.

When Wang was packing up yesterday, she suddenly remembered that the dignitaries attached great importance to rules, so she asked the two people in the village who knew the most about this to help.

It's okay to cram at the last minute, but it's better to learn something.

They were supposed to learn it yesterday, but when Wang remembered it, Shishi had already disappeared.

At the gate of Lao Sang's house, Shishi had one foot outside the yard and the other foot inside. It was not difficult to see that he was planning to go out and play again.

It was a pity that one of the corpse's arms was tightly grasped by grandma. The corpse wanted to cry but had no tears, and his face was full of pleading and trying to please.

"Grandma~ Can't you just stop learning~

I know all the etiquette and rules!"

The word "corpse" not only made Wang Shi, but also everyone in the yard suspicious.

All cities?

Could it be that after this girl's brain recovered, she not only acquired all kinds of miraculous abilities, but also learned things like rules and etiquette without any instruction?

Qin Yuling, who was invited, had no idea about Shishi's previous stupidity, so in her eyes, Shishi was just a kind-hearted and omnipotent girl.

As long as it was Shi Shi who said it, she would firmly believe it.

Seeing Shishi's face full of longing for freedom, she couldn't help but say:

"Grandma, since Shishi says she knows how to do it, why don't you let Madam Huo test her? If she passes, she can go out and play. If she fails, she can stay home and study. How do you think?"

Everyone agreed with Qin Yuling's proposal, including Shi himself, and even a hint of pride and complacency appeared on his little face.

The corpse was once an elementary school student who had won the honors of "Three Good Students" and "Outstanding Young Pioneers"!

What kind of etiquette is there that she, a model student and outstanding Young Pioneer, doesn't know?

Shishi's unconcealed little expression was naturally seen by everyone, and seeing this, everyone couldn't help but believe what she had just said.

"Okay, then we'll do as your sister Yu Ling says, but let's make it clear first, you can't cheat if you don't pass the exam!"

Wang first gave Shi Shi a stern warning, then turned around and nodded to Xu with a smile on her face.

There were quite a lot of people watching the exam, including the entire Sang family, as well as the Huo family father and son and four Yuns who came over from next door after hearing the news.

Everyone consciously formed a circle, with Shi Shi and Xu standing opposite each other inside the circle.

"Then let's get started now."

After Xu finished speaking, she walked to the stone table in the yard and sat down.

The moment she sat down, the old Sang family felt that the aura around her had changed, and she was no longer as friendly and easy-going as before.

Although she was now wearing an ordinary plain long dress, her every move, even the way she raised her eyes, revealed a sense of coldness and aloofness, as well as a dignified and majestic aura from the inside out.

Lao Sang’s family: Oh no, she got it!

Xu's red lips opened slightly:

"If you meet a girl of your own age, how should you greet her?"

Xu looked at the girl from head to toe, but couldn't see any sign of her understanding of rules and etiquette, so she kindly asked the simplest question.

Under the gaze of everyone, Shishi was not at all nervous. He straightened his body and confidently stretched out his right hand towards the air, showing the Blue Star International friendly handshake gesture, with a crisp and loud voice.

"Hello, my name is Sang Shishi, nice to meet you."

If this were still on Blue Star, the corpse's bold and adventurous self-introduction would definitely be praised by the adults.

Can......

Everyone:? ? ?

Xu asked again in confusion:

"What if you meet an elder?"

Shi Shi was stunned for a moment after hearing this, then retracted his right hand, and then under the gaze of everyone, he crossed his two little hands above his belly and bowed 60 degrees.

"Uncle, aunt, grandpa, grandma, hello, my name is Sang Shishi, nice to meet you."

After Shi Shi finished speaking, the corners of his mouth curled up wildly, and he felt extremely proud.

The corpse carefully examined the question and told all the elders about it!

Everyone: Okay, it’s confirmed, this little thing doesn’t understand anything at all!

Shisi was happily thinking about where to take his little brothers to play, but before he knew it, someone grabbed his little ears.

"You idiot girl, you're trying to scare me again, aren't you?"

Shishi turned her head towards the sound and saw her grandmother looking like she was about to eat a child.

Now the corpse was confused.

"Grandma, what's wrong?"

Did I do something wrong?

Oh! I forgot this place is different from before!

Shi Shi slapped his forehead and thought quickly, thinking that this should be the same as those costume TV dramas he had watched before.

The ones you can watch ahead basically tell stories set in the palace.

"Nut! Nut! Nut! Wait, I was wrong just now!

Aunt Xu, can you ask me some questions about the palace?

I really know this!"