The Ancient Growth Diary of a Little Zombie
Chapter 20: Lost your brain again?
"So what's my sister doing now?" Sang Jiaming was still a little confused.
"Old Eight's brain has improved now. She is not stupid nor does she have problems. It's just that we have never understood her situation." Grandpa Sang concluded.
Xiao Jiale was stunned when he heard this.
My dear grandpa!
Being able to take things from the brain, isn't that something's wrong with her?
Even at four years old, he knew there was something wrong!
It’s still a big problem!
Why is it that they are the ones who seem to have problems in his grandfather's mouth?
But he didn't dare say it.
"Oh my god! Is there a fairy in our family?" Mrs. Liu clapped her hands excitedly.
"Mom, don't talk nonsense. What fairy or not!" Sang Jiahe frowned and refuted his mother's words.
"Jiahe is right. Xiaoba is just like us. No one is allowed to talk nonsense outside. Do you hear me?" Grandpa Sang warned sternly.
He sighed in his heart, thinking that the Sang family might not be at peace any longer.
"Don't worry, Grandpa. I will keep them under control and will never let a single word of this leak out!" It is his responsibility as the eldest brother to restrain his younger siblings.
"Yeah, especially that bastard Xiaojiu!"
"I'm talking to you, you little bastard, do you hear me? If you ask your sister for food again, your father will beat you to death!" The old man got a headache looking at this most troublesome kid in the family.
You can't hit too hard.
He just ignored the scolding.
Sorrow!
The little boy was still yelling in his mind when he was suddenly startled by the yelling.
"I know, Grandpa~"
When Xiao Wang saw her daughter transforming things, her heart stopped beating.
All I could think about was: It’s over! My daughter is going to be burned to death!
I've decided to go with my daughter.
The result...is this it?
I'm not panicking anymore.
I finally started to get curious about the abilities of my fairy/monster daughter.
Well, she firmly believed that her daughter was either the reincarnation of a god or a monster.
Anyway, no matter what it is, it crawled out of her stomach, so she won’t be afraid!
"My girl! What else can you transform into? No, what can you take out?" Little Wang's legs hidden in her skirt trembled uncontrollably.
It’s not that I’m afraid for my own daughter, but what if she is not a god.
It's a monster. If a ghost comes out, it will be scary!
Well, she's afraid of ghosts...
But I was also very curious.
Hearing his mother ask this, the little zombie also wanted to ease the atmosphere.
Then, with a smile on his face, the table appeared with braised pork elbow, spicy crayfish, stinky tofu, lamb skewers, snail noodles, spicy noodles, birthday cake, crabs, mantis shrimp...
"Sigh~"
"Sigh~"
"Sigh~"
......
"I'm a good boy!"
There were bursts of gasps in the main room again.
They have been shocked too many times in the past two days!
"Are you a tiger? Are you a tiger?!" Wang swung her hand and slapped Sang Tiezi on the head, but she was looking at little Wang.
After all, the daughter-in-law is not your own daughter, so you can't really beat her.
Son, yes!
If you can't deal with her, can you deal with her man?
"Oh, my dear grandson! Do you still recognize me?"
What a sin!
I’m afraid my good granddaughter’s brain will be damaged again!
"Mmm, milk~"
Why is the whole family acting so weird today?
Corpse is so difficult!
When will I be able to use my brain?
"Does your head hurt? Is it uncomfortable?"
Wang caressed her granddaughter's head with heartache.
The head is so small, how big a brain can fit in it!
If you use your brain to create so many things at once, will there be anything left?
The good little granddaughter suddenly became a brainless one!
The more he thought about it, the angrier he became, and he glared at Xiao Wang fiercely.
Then he walked to his youngest son and slapped him...
Lost it!
Sang Tiezi twisted his body to avoid it.
"Ah hey~ You still dare to hide! I can't cure you, right?"
I was planning to just slap him twice, but he dodged!
Even more angry!
She held him with one hand and took off his shoes swiftly with the other.
Bang bang bang bang...
Seeing her youngest son's body covered with shoe prints, Wang felt relieved.
Sang Tiezi: Who did I offend?
It has to be her milk!
Very strong fighting power!
The corpse is so cute!
"Grandma! It's okay!
The little zombie watched the show with great interest before responding to her grandmother, for fear that if he spoke, he would interrupt her grandmother's power.
Sang Tiezi: You are really daddy’s good daughter!
"Are you really alright? Are you still smart enough? Then do you know who this old man is?"
Wang pointed at Mr. Sang standing beside her and asked.
I don't quite believe it, how can it be used!
"Grandpa~"
"What about this woman?"
"mother!"
"Who is this woman?"
"Second sister!"
"That man!"
"Second Uncle!"
"What about this?"
"Milk~" Shisi's patience ran out and he shouted helplessly!
"What! It's over, it's over, I told you! My brain is useless again!"
She was clearly referring to her granddaughter's uncle!!!
The little zombie's porcelain-white, round face wrinkled into a ball, and he couldn't help but raise his voice and yell again, "Grandma! It's okay!!!"
"Ah? Are you really okay?"
"Yeah!" The little zombie nodded helplessly.
Okay, okay, if my granddaughter says it’s okay, then it’s okay.
I have to listen to her. If I make her angry again, it will be more trouble than it is worth.
"My dear grandson, what are you holding?" Wang changed the subject.
"good to eat!"
"Oh my god, is this all delicious?"
"Ang~" Shisi raised her proud little head again.
These are all corpses given to you, isn’t that awesome!
Come praise the corpse!
......
"What are these? I've never seen them before!"
"Look, grandma, this thing looks pretty scary!" Sang Jiajia pointed at the raw marinated mantis shrimp.
"Is this food for humans? It might be a reptile!" Wang felt a little numb looking at the mantis shrimp with legs all over it.
"Yue~ This is bad! It stinks! Yue~" Sang Tiezi said while showing the stinky tofu to everyone.
"Ugh~ Ugh~ That's not ugh~ Smell this~ Ugh~ It must be cooked with shit!" Sang Jiafa, who was at the other end of the table, pointed at the snail noodles in front of him, his face pale.
"I was wondering why it smelled like shit! I thought Xiaojiu had ripped his trouser pocket!" Sang Qingqing said, covering her nose.
Xiao Jiale was anxious! "Second sister, don't talk nonsense! I haven't tucked my trouser pockets since I was two years old!"
The whole family was chattering and making a lot of noise, and finally the little zombie pinched his nose and took the snail noodles back before they quieted down.
She had never eaten snail noodles, so she couldn't accept it.
"Pingping, go open the door and get some fresh air!" My head really hurts because of the stench.
"Okay, okay!" Sang Pingping hurried to open the door and took the opportunity to take a few deep breaths of fresh air before returning to the table.
"Alright, it's all about eating~ Let's just take it slow!" For the sake of his dignity as the head of the family, Grandpa Sang had been holding back and not saying a word.
I couldn't hold back the moment I opened my mouth!
"Ahem, girl, was the sword you brought back also taken from here?" Old Master Sang asked, tapping her head.
I didn't have time to ask about the sword before, so this is just the right time to divert everyone's attention.
"Pick it up!"
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