The Ancient Growth Diary of a Little Zombie

Sang Jiaan couldn't help but raise his eyebrows when he heard this. He didn't expect that the little girl actually knew him.

But he didn't know whether the little girl was talking nonsense, so he opened the cover of the Book of the Golden Flower. On the first page, which was entirely white, there were only a few words in the middle.

"Then tell me, what does this say?"

Shishi lowered his eyes and followed the direction of Third Brother's finger, grinning.

There’s no need to look this up in the dictionary, even corpses know it!

She opened and closed her small mouth, emphasizing each word as she read out a sentence that made all the men present feel a pain in their crotch.

"If you want to practice this skill, please castrate yourself first."

"Crack~"

Sang Jiaan suddenly slapped the words with his palm, and his handsome face turned red all the way down to his neck, and he looked like he was ripe.

The men around him all clamped their legs together, and the village chief and the elders stared at Grandpa Sang in shame, anger and embarrassment.

Look at what a good granddaughter you taught!

Old Man Sang and the other family members glared at Sang Tiezi.

How to teach your daughter!

It was Wang who stretched out her arms, pulled the person into her arms, and covered her little mouth.

"You damn girl, how dare you say anything? Aren't you ashamed?"

After saying that, he knocked on the corpse's head twice.

Shi Shi was confused again. What happened to Shi Shi?

He pried off his grandmother's hand that was covering his mouth, pointed at the culprit and said in defense:

"My third brother asked me to read it!"

When everyone thought about it, they realized that it was true. The men, young and old, all turned their dangerous eyes to Sang Jiaan.

Hey! You're the one who wants to harm us!

Sang Jiaan endured the glares from everyone and said with a stiff upper lip:

"Okay, okay, Third Brother Shishi believes you know these words."

He really believed it. After all, if it wasn't written in the book, his eighth sister wouldn't be able to say such a thing.

With a red face, he handed the Sunflower Manual to Shishi.

"Shishi, you should take this secret book back."

The corpse was puzzled.

"Why? Aren't you guys practicing anymore?"

Sang Jiaan silently squeezed his thighs together, shook his head, and said embarrassedly:

"No, no, this, this is a secret manual of evil skills."

I have never heard of any serious kung fu that requires cutting that thing off first. If this is not evil kung fu, what is it?

After hearing this, Shi Shi suddenly understood. He didn't think there was anything wrong with what the third brother said. Shi Shi didn't understand this either. Moreover, he had seen many bad guys practicing evil skills on TV before.

After Shi Shi took away the Sunflower Manual, Sang Jia'an pointed at Shi Shi's dictionary and asked:

"Shishi, what is that?"

He just saw that his sister clearly didn't recognize the word, but after flipping through the book for a while, she recognized it again.

I wonder if I can use this book to understand those secrets.

"A dictionary is a place where if you don't know a word or don't understand its meaning, you can look it up in a dictionary."

The corpse that had gone for a walk outside had already confirmed that the current place was completely different from his previous world. Basically, what existed in that world was not available here.

Sang Jiaan was overjoyed when he heard this. He picked up the dictionary and opened it impatiently.

But after turning a few pages, the joy on his face gradually faded, and then his brows were furrowed again.

He looked at the corpse with a puzzled look and asked:

"Why doesn't Third Brother understand?"

Moreover, the words are so densely packed, small, and arranged neatly. How is this possible?

And those weird symbols.

After hearing this, Shisi tried to suppress a smile, stood up, squeezed in and sat next to him, took the dictionary from his hand, pointed to the pinyin page and began to explain to him.

"Brother, have you seen these strange words?

This is called pinyin, and each one has a different pronunciation.

If you know how to pronounce a character but can’t write it, look it up in pinyin.”

Then Shishi turned the dictionary to the page where one looked up words using radicals.

“These are just like what I just did.

I saw how the word was written, but I didn't know how to read it, so I used its radicals to look it up.

Once you find out which page a word is on, it will provide a very detailed explanation of the word."

The people around didn't see the contents of the book, but they were confused by what they heard. They just wondered why there was such a troublesome and complicated method of recognizing words.

Only Sang Jiaan was shocked after hearing that there was such a powerful book.

He grabbed Shishi's hand, his face showing an expression of excitement that he could not hide.

"Shishi, are you willing to teach my third brother the pinyin and radicals you mentioned?

Third brother, third brother is willing to take you as his master! "

Shisi didn't know why her third brother was so excited. His eyes were red, as if he would burst into tears if she didn't agree. She nodded and agreed.

Oh, my brother is not easy to take care of!

"I would like to express my gratitude to you, sir."

Sang Jiaan suddenly stood up, bowed to the corpse, and scared the corpse so much that it jumped three feet away.

"Granny! Third brother is hurting me!"

The corpse still remembered what his mother had said, that if the elder paid homage to the younger, his life would be shortened.

Shishi's reaction left Sang Jia'an stunned, while the people around him burst into laughter.

After Sang Jiaan learned the reason, he couldn't help but find it funny.

I also explained to Shisi under what circumstances it was acceptable to accept other people's gifts and kneeling, and under what circumstances, as her mother said, it would shorten one's lifespan.

Thinking of how she would beat Huo Yunting and threaten Huo Lingxing at every turn, he emphasized to her how to greet those powerful people or officials.

After all, not everyone will tolerate her like the Huo family.

After hearing this, the corpse's head was buzzing. There are too many rules!

There is only one thought left in my mind, I must become king!

This way, no matter who you meet in the future, others will greet you respectfully!

After making up his mind, Shisi immediately took out a few tablets and handed them to everyone one by one.

"We need to become stronger!"

Hearing her sudden bold words, everyone was a little confused.

They looked at each other and gathered together to look at their tablets.

This time, the corpse didn't show anything fancy. It was either a video of muscular men lifting weights, or a video of special forces-like training and confrontation.

Mr. Sang was watching a fitness video seriously when suddenly a drop of water fell on the screen.

He looked up at the sky in confusion, looking at the big sun above his head, and muttered:

"Is it a sun shower?"

"No~"

Wang beside him replied to him guiltily while raising her hand to wipe away the suspicious marks at the corner of her mouth, her eyes never leaving the screen from beginning to end.

Wow, what a wonderful life these goddesses in heaven are living!

After everyone had exchanged glances, Mr. Sang asked Shi Shi:

"Shi girl, what do you mean?"

These look pretty powerful, but they are not as powerful as the previous wooden cannons and martial arts secrets!

Shishi stood up, put his hands behind his back, and held the authority of the village chief firmly in his hands.

"I've heard before that not everyone can practice that martial arts secret manual. It seems that only people with very strong bones can do it.

Starting tomorrow!

I will first teach you how to learn pinyin and recognize characters, and at the same time you have to practice these to make your bones stronger!

Once everyone understands the secret manual, we can start learning how to use those weapons and martial arts."