The Ancient Growth Diary of a Little Zombie

"Robbery!"

A ferocious-looking bandit with a scarred face and a bald head walked out of the crowd.

He pointed the machete in his hand at the little zombies and shouted loudly.

Shishi stood among the children and asked in a low voice:

"Do you remember everything?"

The group of children nodded slightly.

Then a group of children suddenly started howling at the top of their lungs.

"Ahhh, Daddy is scared!"

"Woo woo woo, there are bad guys and bad guys!"

......

Bald: Am I so powerful now?

The bald man looked at the group of children opposite him, and a hint of viciousness flashed in his eyes.

I thought to myself, there must be at least twenty of them!

Tsk tsk tsk, how much money can I get if I sell this?

The bald man thought he was lucky today. After a while of secret joy, he couldn't help but feel his temples throbbing because of the children's crying.

Such a loud howl!

"No, no, no, don't cry!"

The bald man roared angrily, and the flesh on his face trembled.

The next moment the crying stopped.

The bald man thought to himself that he was indeed very domineering!

Just shouting can calm down these howling little bastards.

In fact, Sang Jiaan took the small notebook and ballpoint pen given by the little zombie, squatted at the back of the crowd, and recorded the bandits' every word and action.

But the children's voices were too loud, drowning out the bald man's voice.

I really couldn't hear what the bald man said, so he quietly told the children to shut up.

After all, all this cost money, and Sang Jiaan would feel painful if he missed a single word.

The bald man was very satisfied with their tact.

He waved his hand and sent someone over to tie them all up.

But the group of people on the opposite side were as quiet as chickens just now.

As soon as they made a move, it was as if a switch was pressed.

Men and women of all ages suddenly began to sway from side to side like seaweed swaying in the waves on the bottom of the sea.

Everyone's movements were smooth and uniform.

If it weren't for the wrong occasion, Baldy would have thought they were performing some new dance to cheer him up!

The bandits only saw their bodies shaking, and then everyone held their hands to their hearts and shouted at the top of their lungs:

"Ahhh! Bandits! Come here quickly!"

......

I don’t know who it was in the crowd, and I don’t know if he was too excited, but he blurted out the answer.

All the little zombies had black lines on their foreheads, and then they all spoke quickly to cover up the previous sound.

"Ahh~ Bandits, don't come over here!"

"Woo woo woo! So scary, so scary~~"

......

The bandits who were about to kidnap people were frozen in place for a moment.

He looked at the bald man at a loss.

One of them, a small, skinny monkey, was so shocked by this scene that he stammered and asked the bald man:

"Three, three, three, boss three, this, this, this..."

When the bald man heard him say this, he became furious and kicked the skinny guy hard.

"This, this, this, your mother!

Dare, dare, dare to learn from Laozi and talk! "

Stuttering is the bald man's Achilles' heel. He can't stand hearing others say a word and has to learn every word.

I wasn't in the mood for that now, so I continued to enjoy the performance of the person opposite me.

He angrily shouted at the bandits who had stopped:

"Go, go, go!"

Seeing that their third in command was really angry, the bandits had no choice but to continue moving forward.

Cursing in my heart:

Damn it! These people say they’re scared but they don’t run away!

And he was shouting so vigorously...

I have been robbing for so many years, but I have never seen such a weird scene.

A group of bandits were a little nervous and moved slowly to the front of the little zombies.

Seeing that they were still swaying from side to side, I didn't know how to start for a moment.

One of the bandits, a tall and burly man, saw this and shouted helplessly:

"Shut up, everyone!"

As soon as he finished speaking, everyone on the other side fell silent.

......

The tall bandit was stunned.

This time he was at a loss again.

Looking at this group of people who were silent but still swaying their bodies.

The tall man whispered tentatively:

"Stand still, everyone. Stop swaying your body."

Sure enough, as soon as he finished speaking, the group of people stopped moving immediately.

Each of them stood straight like a soldier going to the battlefield.

They all looked at him intently, as if waiting for his next order.

The tall guy's hair stood on end when he saw this.

The tall guy: Is there something wrong with these people?

Weird, weird, really weird!

Although he knew that there was something wrong with this group of people, his professional ethics as a bandit told him otherwise.

This guy must be arrested!

After all, not to mention the golden man in the crowd, even the children are covered in silver!

When he turned his head, he saw his companions, all of whom looked like they were waiting for him to make the first move.

The tall man turned around helplessly and cautiously chose the one who looked the weakest among their group to attack.

Because the children were protected by the adults.

So the tall man stretched out his hand like a big clamp.

Among the adults, there is little Wang, who is the shortest and looks the most fragile and easy to bully.

A strange man suddenly reached out to grab her. Xiao Wang looked at the big hand that was about to touch her neck.

Out of reflex, I subconsciously pushed the hand away.

With this push, the tall guy took two steps back and fell flat on his back.

The tall man sat on the ground, looking at Xiao Wang with a confused look on his face.

After Xiao Wang realized what was happening, she was stunned for a moment, at a loss.

Then her slender body fell to the ground crookedly.

After falling to the ground, his little face was full of panic, and he shouted faintly:

"Ah~~

He's so strong~

I fell down~~"

The bandits, who had just seen their own men being pushed down, were about to draw their swords and rush forward.

Xiao Wang's actions made them look around in confusion, their swords drawn.

Not only were they confused, but the group of little zombies were also confused.

This wasn’t the script last night!

The rhythm was broken, and the group of people in Sangjia Village suddenly didn't know what to do next.

They simply fell to the ground, wailing and twitching.

Yun Yi had been with them for a long time, and when he saw them acting like this, he immediately lay on the ground and followed their example.

But Huo Lingxing simply couldn't keep up with the train of thought of these people!

He turned his head and looked around blankly.

Well! He was the only one left, still standing straight.

Looking back, look at those ferocious-looking bandits.

Close your eyes and stretch your legs.

Just lie down!

I thought to myself that this was the best I could do.

One's actions represent the reputation of the royal family of Daxia.

But you can't be like those people, writhing on the ground like a maggot.

It has absolutely no image at all!

When everyone fell, Sang Jiaan, who had been squatting at the back and recording, was exposed.

Having lost his shelter, Sang Jiaan silently put the notebook and pen into his sleeves.

Then the bandits saw the only young man.

Suddenly, with a look of grief on his face, he threw himself on the person next to him and cried:

“Ahhh!

Dad, mom, brothers and sisters!

I told you that you can’t eat those mushrooms!

You just wouldn't listen! Now that's good!

My poor sister-in-law!"

Sang Jiaan is also someone who knows how to increase his own value.

Suddenly, he went from being a guard to the eldest son of a wealthy family...