The Ancient Growth Diary of a Little Zombie

The corpse headed straight for Huo Yunting with unerring accuracy. As soon as he arrived, he locked his eyes on the man who was sneaking around on someone else's roof. The corpse shouted:

"Hey! Come down and play, my good friend!"

Huo Yunting was so frightened that his body froze, and he mechanically turned his head to look in the direction of the sound.

Why is this damn girl haunting me?

Although he cursed in his heart, he still flew in front of the corpse with great composure.

He looked at the corpse with a defensive look on his face, and shouted in a low voice in a state of collapse:

"What do you want to do again!"

The corpse is now a corpse with a brain after all, so how can we not see the emotions he expresses?

When Shishi thought that he had been classified as a good friend, he became more patient and gentle.

She looked straight into his eyes with sincerity and said in a soft and comforting voice:

"Don't be afraid, I won't hit you anymore."

The premise is that you don't fight corpses.

But Shisi, who already understood some of the ways of the world, kept the second half of the sentence in his heart and didn't say it out loud.

Huo Yunting looked at Shi Shi suspiciously over and over again, not understanding what this little girl was up to.

Before he could say anything, the family in the yard heard the noise outside and came out to check.

When the visitor saw that it was Huo Yunting, he immediately greeted him warmly:

"Oh, it's Mr. Huo!

Come on, come in and have some hot food!"

These words were like a bolt of thunder that struck Huo Yunting. He picked up the corpse and ran away without even turning his head.

With nowhere to go, Huo Yunting could only carry the corpse all the way to the hilltop he was most familiar with before stopping.

Looking at the little girl who had been carried by him obediently and motionless all the way, Huo Yunting felt more and more uneasy.

But I couldn't resist my damn curiosity and wanted to see what she was going to do.

Huo Yunting and Shi Shi, who had made many mistakes by talking too much, just stood there staring at each other in silence.

After a while of stalemate, Shishi finally stretched out a hand as if to shake hands, and said in a sweet voice:

"Will you be my real friend?

I will protect you from now on~"

In the corpse's mind, the brave and warlike General Huo was actually a weakling. He was always beaten without being able to fight back. It seemed that he must have been beaten many times in his life.

Since I have offered such an attractive condition, he will definitely agree to be friends with the corpse.

Huo Yunting:......

Oops!

I was shamefully moved!

Who wouldn't be moved when such a powerful weapon swears to you that she will protect you?

Thinking about the reason why he suffered so much, wasn't it just because he wanted to make friends with this little girl and see if there was a chance to recruit her under his command?

No matter whether she has any conspiracy or not, just agree to it first!

If the little girl doesn't admit it later, tell her grandma!

When Huo Yunting thought of Wang, an idea suddenly occurred to him.

The man, who had a tough and resolute face, pretended to be weak and pretty, and said sadly:

"I can't, I don't dare, I'm scared!

Unless, unless you can..."

As he was speaking, he seemed to be too scared to continue, and could only cover his face with his big palms like palm leaves, looking very weak.

Even Shishi, who has aesthetic disabilities, can open his eyes wide and praise his grandmother for being beautiful when she is wearing makeup. When he sees him like this, he doesn't feel there is anything wrong with it.

As a grown-up woman, the corpse was immediately aroused with a desire to protect her future best friend when she saw how fragile she was.

He pounded his chest with his fists, his almond-shaped eyes widened, and he solemnly promised:

"Don't be afraid, I will protect you!

You mean unless what?"

"Unless you also give me a written agreement!"

Seeing the corpse taken into the trap, Huo Yunting lowered his hands and spoke without hesitation and at a rapid speed.

There was a gleam in a pair of narrow eyes, staring straight into the little zombie's eyes.

If someone passing by saw this, they would definitely call him shameless!

I had just heard grandma talk about the receipt, but I didn't know what it was for. It seemed like it was just writing something on a piece of paper.

Shi Shi nodded in agreement in a daze.

"Wait for me, I'll write it for you!"

After saying this, the corpse ran away.

Huo Yunting, who was left alone there, thought that the little girl had run back to get paper and pen to write a note for him.

I was very excited. If I had known that this little girl was so easy to fool, I would not have suffered so much!

Shishi did run back home, originally wanting to avoid him so she took out a pen and paper and wrote it herself.

But the corpse suddenly realized that they didn't recognize the words he wrote, so he had to go home to ask for help.

The rescuer, little Sang Jiale, was bribed by his eighth sister with a piece of Forget-Me-Not candy.

The little man sat upright at the desk and asked doubtfully:

"Eighth sister, what do you want me to write?"

Shi Shi thought about what to write.

After thinking for a while, he said word by word:

"Just write to my good friend, if you are in danger please call me loudly, I will hear you and come to save you!"

After a pause, he added:

"If you didn't hear me, then run away!"

Sang Jiale nodded after hearing this, and leaned over the table, writing carefully:

Just write to my good friend, if you are in danger...

The short two sentences were filled with circles in half, and the circles were of different shapes drawn by Sang Jiale. When the corpse saw it in the end, he thought it was really written like this.

Shisi folded the paper very carefully and took out a pink and white envelope to put it in.

Then he ran back to the mountain.

"Hey! You can only open this when you're in danger!"

Shishi handed him the envelope and kindly explained its function.

Huo Yunting took the envelope he had never seen before with suspicion, and pondered what the little girl said in his heart.

In danger?

The biggest danger I could face is this little girl in front of me!

I guess this is for me to take it out and remind her when she is about to do something to me...

I was still a little unsure and wanted to open it directly to confirm whether this girl was lying to me.

As soon as he moved his hand, he was grabbed by the corpse.

Shishi frowned slightly and shook his head in disapproval.

“You can’t look at it now!

If you look at it now, it won’t work!"

The secret weapon can only be opened at the last moment, that’s how it’s played out on TV!

Seeing that she was so persistent, Huo Yunting had no choice but to give up, but he was certain in his heart.

This is probably true!

This girl is very proud and must be embarrassed to let me read the promises she wrote.

It seems like the Sangjia Village has a natural brain blocker!

Otherwise, why are the people in Sangjia Village not only stupid, but this outsider also lost his brain within two days of arriving!

Or is being brainless a disease that can be contagious?

In short, General Huo, whose intelligence was forcibly lowered, hid the envelope in his arms as if it were a treasure.

This is your own amulet, you can’t lose it!

Seeing this, Shishi extended his friendly little hand again.

"Then we'll be good friends from now on!"