Pendulum: I'm a knife seller on credit, and I'm looking for Ah Cha to collect the debt.
Chapter 99 Maitreya: Why did you sign a contract when I just released a cruel chapter?!
The Jade Emperor had been confronted by Song Yuan before, and after he adjusted his attitude, he felt that it would be better for him to stand firmly by Song Yuan's side.
I thought the Buddha in the West would be able to deal with the man who sold knives on credit.
If we can really deal with the knife seller on credit, then maybe they won't have to pay their debts.
Even if I pay it back, that will be the next person who buys the knife on credit.
But no one knows where the next person who will buy knives on credit will be.
The longer this matter is delayed, the better.
Unexpectedly, these fat guys in Lingshan are also useless, each one is more useless than the other.
They even proposed such a stupid thing as collective repayment.
Did a peacock eat your brain?
The Jade Emperor laughed beside him, "I don't think you need to be so united. It would be a good idea to sign contracts with the knife sellers one by one. Otherwise, if you give up this sacred mountain, there will be no way to get it back."
Maitreya snorted coldly, ignoring the Jade Emperor beside him. His expression was extremely grim: "We can give you this sacred mountain..."
He originally wanted to say something harsh.
He originally wanted to say that they could give it to him, but he couldn't afford to take it back from Song Yuan, the man who sold the knife on credit.
However, he had only said half of his words when Song Yuan interrupted him midway, saying, "Really? That's great. Our contract is now finalized."
The Jade Emperor took a step back and looked at Song Yuan in surprise.
You should know that he and Queen Mother of the West had reached an agreement by signing a contract.
And the paper used to sign the contract is not precious at all.
It feels like a very ordinary paper sold in human convenience stores.
Such a broken thing could actually sign a contract with the majestic power of heaven and earth, a contract with the binding power of heaven, a contract that even the Queen Mother of the West could not resist.
The Jade Emperor had some doubts at first, thinking that the so-called contract between Song and Yuan might just be a formality.
It doesn't matter whether it's signed on paper or not.
As long as a contract is reached and the intention is there, that's enough.
After Song Yuan said this, no matter if it was Tathagata, the Jade Emperor standing next to him, Maitreya, or even the incarnation of the Queen Mother of the West, they all felt something was wrong.
There seems to be a special agreement between Song Yuan, Maitreya, and the entire heaven and earth.
All the great monks on Mount Lingshan could feel their scalps tingling. When they looked up, it seemed as if some golden power of heaven was restraining them.
Make it impossible for them to resist.
Make them unable to resist.
Let them not even have the slightest regret.
Deep in Lingshan, after Song Yuan finished speaking, Tathagata suddenly stood up from his stool, unable to sit still any longer:
"What the hell? Did Miroku's brain get squeezed by the door? How could he say something like that?"
"Is he crazy? Didn't he discuss this with me? This plan doesn't sound very reliable."
"He can agree to something like this?"
Tathagata was so angry that he was shaking. When he was competing with Maitreya in the past, he felt that this guy was a little bit not very smart.
Now it seems that my brain is not working well.
Which bastard predicted this?
Do you have to say that this guy is some kind of future Buddha?
Tathagata calls himself the Buddha of the West.
Maitreya dares to call himself the Buddha from the East.
Isn't this just a comparison to him?
Tathagata now feels that this thing is trying to compete with him, saying that it is a future Buddha, which is simply disgusting to him. The so-called future Buddha is the one who will give away Lingshan?
How much effort have they put into this sacred mountain?
Just sent it away?
In fact, the entire Lingshan Mountain is indeed divided into two factions, and now they are arguing fiercely:
"What's going on? Miroku doesn't seem like a brainless person. How could he sign such a contract?"
"This generation of knife sellers is really amazing. Isn't this the legendary saying that your words will be followed by your deeds?"
"No, it's just a verbal contract they signed, but why do I feel like the entire Lingshan Mountain is bound to it? Why do I feel like there's a special force of heaven restraining me now?"
"Actually, Maitreya just wanted to say something harsh. I guess what he meant was: We can afford Lingshan, but can a mere knife seller like you afford it?"
"Then why doesn't he speak faster? He's usually cheerful and laughs like a fool. There's a saying in the human world: 'To laugh three times for no reason is a sign of madness.'"
"You guys are amazing! I've been on Lingshan Mountain for so long that I even polished the steps above my cave. And now you're telling me Lingshan belongs to someone else?"
"Who proposed a collective repayment? I only owe two knives. Why do I even have no house?"
"Be happy, we only have 20% of the debt left to pay."
"Shut up, this plan absolutely won't work. You absolutely can't use this plan."
……
Lingshan was in chaos.
At this time, Maitreya spat out a mouthful of blood.
The main reason was that Tathagata connected with his consciousness deep in Lingshan, directly providing him with overwhelming mental pressure.
In addition, Maitreya just discovered with horror that he and Song Yuan had completed the Heavenly Dao Contract.
Once such a contract is reached, it is difficult to dissolve it unless both parties renegotiate it.
Lingshan is willing, but are Songyuan and Yuan dynasties willing?
In addition, Maitreya's mind was in a mess. Many voices rang in his ears, all of which were voices of condemnation. He was so angry that he spat out a mouthful of blood.
He fell to the ground with a thud.
Even the Jade Emperor next to him was startled.
The Jade Emperor even poured himself a cup of tea and said cheerfully, "This person's mental quality is a bit too poor."
As a result, Song Yuan stared at him: "In fact, there are many people in your Heavenly Court who owe me a lot, you can also adopt this plan."
The Jade Emperor's hair stood on end. "I was just being mean just now. He's the Buddha from the East, after all. I was afraid he'd get angry and that might harm you, so I was being mean. I was doing this for your own good."
This guy's brain reaction speed is quite fast, and it makes Song Yuan suddenly remember what the Jade Emperor said just now. Song Yuan waved his hand helplessly: "Don't worry, I'm not the kind of person who takes revenge on others."
The Jade Emperor found this totally unbelievable.
Even if Song and Yuan talked nonsense.
Just listen.
"I'm sincerely suggesting this," Song Yuan said seriously. "You people in Heaven owe me too much. After all, you're the boss of Heaven. You could also use a collective repayment method and give me the entire Heaven. This way, your debt will be reduced by 80%. As for the rest, you can repay it with merit."
The Jade Emperor felt his scalp tingle as he listened to this, and the Queen Mother of the West next to him didn't dare to look Song Yuan in the eye.
Just kidding, there is a group of ancient gods living deep in the Kunlun Temple.
The entire Kunlun Mountains don’t just belong to the Queen Mother of the West.
What's more, the Queen Mother of the West has already signed the contract.
"No, no, no, I'm not a good leader," the Jade Emperor said, throwing dirty water on himself frantically. "I'm just an ordinary person. It's more reasonable to let employees pay their debts themselves."
He's not stupid.
He won't be fooled.
Are you still making harsh remarks to Song Yuan at this critical juncture?
Be careful about people signing contracts directly with you.
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