Pendulum: I'm a knife seller on credit, and I'm looking for Ah Cha to collect the debt.

After spitting out a mouthful of blood, the Jade Emperor seemed to come to his senses, waved his hand, and disappeared.

In fact, he was returning to his own bedroom. The Jade Emperor had bound many artifacts over the years. Who would have known that the Xuan-Yuan Sword, a traitor, would appear and that the binding contracts could be terminated?

"The master-disciple contract cannot be dissolved so easily. Is there anything I don't know about this generation of knife sellers? He looks very ordinary." The Jade Emperor's blood boiled, and he was very unhappy.

The happiest person in the hall at that time was Erlang Shen.

Even though the Jade Emperor was his uncle, wasn't his mother...it was the Jade Emperor who held her captive under Peach Mountain and suffered? Didn't Erlang Shen also split the mountain to save his mother?

Erlang Shen, the number one rebel in heaven, did not shave his head every day during the first month of the lunar year, which was already giving face to the Jade Emperor.

"What's wrong with him? What did the man who sold the knife on credit want from him? Why do I feel like his cultivation seems to have regressed today?" Erlang Shen was so excited that he was about to jump up.

Nezha glanced at the tower not far away and said silently: "I will go down and ask in a few days."

See if there is any magic weapon that can ignore that tower, or can steal that tower.

If that thing really existed, Nezha would have to poke three holes in it for Li Jing.

Taibai glanced at Nezha and knew what he was thinking. He broke into a cold sweat for Li Jing. It was unclear whether the return of this knife seller was a blessing or a curse.

……

"I heard that your place can help me lose weight?" In Song Yuan's shop, a woman with light makeup looked at him with some confusion. This woman was Xiaoxue.

"You've used a special method to lose weight, right? You look much more beautiful than before." The Fifth Young Master's eyes lit up. He could already feel the medicine on Xiaoxue's body. "But I have a way to make you more beautiful, and it has no side effects. But that thing you're taking has very serious side effects."

"You're talking nonsense, what did I use?" Xiaoxue was already nervous. She had seen something on the Internet about offering sacrifices to the little fox fairy. It said that as long as you offer sacrifices to the little fox fairy, you will become very beautiful and your wishes will come true.

"You know what I'm talking about." When the Fifth Young Master opened his mouth, none of his teeth were straight, and he looked a little scary.

The Fifth Young Master's eyes seemed to be able to see through people's hearts: "That's not a good thing, but we have many ways to make you more beautiful, permanently and without any side effects."

Xiaoxue was stunned. "Is there such a good thing?" Then she said cautiously, "You want money?"

"We don't want money," Song Yuan said directly, "but we ask that you stop offering sacrifices to that little fox fairy. We have a grudge against her."

People always have to find an excuse.

Otherwise the other party won’t believe it.

Xiaoxue nodded, believing it for a while: "So that's how it is. Then let me lose weight first. I want a very slim figure."

The Fifth Young Master moved his mouth, as if he wanted to say something, but he was mentally preparing himself. After all, the Fifth Young Master's weight loss method was something that only the Taotie race could swallow.

Devour the opponent's fat.

The Fifth Young Master once said before that people nowadays are too toxic and not tasty.

Now he not only has to eat, but he also has to eat the fat meat which he dislikes the most.

If it weren't for his master, why would the Fifth Young Master do this?

Just as the Fifth Young Master was about to make his move, Song Yuan said calmly, "If you just want to lose weight, we charge a low fee, or even no fee at all. But if you want to reshape your body, such as making it bigger where it should be big and thinner where it should be thin, then it will cost you a little, but it's not very expensive."

"Is this really possible?" Xiaoxue's eyes widened, her face filled with disbelief. "Is this true?"

"You believe in the little fox fairy, why don't you believe me? I am the same as the little fox fairy. The way we make you beautiful is not something you can easily encounter in reality." Song Yuan gently lifted Xiaoxue's chin, and his fingers slid along Xiaoxue's neck to Xiaoxue's shoulders. He circled Xiaoxue and met Zhao Li's stunned eyes.

Zhao Li came here specifically to find Xiaoxue, but unfortunately Song Yuan got there first.

"You can order a trial card first. I will make some minor changes for you and then you can sign the contract." While Song Yuan was speaking, the printer next to him had already started printing.

Zhao Li came forward and hesitated to speak.

"Okay, okay, then let's get a trial card first." Xiaoxue was so happy: "Let's get it now."

The contract has been printed. It is a simple contract that simply states that Song Yuan can shape Xiaoxue's body, and Xiaoxue's body can be left to Song Yuan and others to manipulate.

The key is the last sentence.

Xiaoxue agreed without even looking at it.

However, the contract did not disappear immediately. Instead, Song Yuan solemnly put it into a drawer.

In fact, the contract had disappeared where Xiaoxue couldn't see.

Then Song Yuan took Xiaoxue to the back of the store, where the Fifth Young Master usually rested, on a very simple small steel bed.

The door curtain was pulled up by Song Yuan.

The Fifth Young Master tilted his head and looked at Song Yuan's actions, his face full of confusion: "Master, do you really not want my help?"

"No need." Song Yuan replied calmly.

"Is your master capable of this job?" Zhao Li had been following Xiaoxue all the way. In the past few days, he had even gone to the hospital to give Xiaoxue flowers.

The relationship between the two is becoming increasingly warm.

As a result, Xiaoxue saw the advertisement distributed by the Fifth Young Master and went straight to the blacksmith shop.

As soon as she entered the blacksmith shop, Zhao Li felt like the cooked duck had flown away.

Now this feeling is getting stronger and stronger.

Although the Fifth Young Master himself had his doubts, since Zhao Li had said this, how could he possibly lose face in front of his master? "What nonsense are you talking about? This is my master, an all-rounder, okay?"

Zhao Li said sarcastically: "Yes, yes, that Song Yuan is your master, a decathlon master."

The two were arguing, but Song Yuan inside had already finished. He walked out with a glass bottle in his hand. The glass bottle contained pink medicine, and he threw it directly to the Fifth Young Master: "Didn't you say you could make medicinal food?"

The Fifth Young Master's eyes widened as he stared at the bottle of medicine: "You stripped it off? No, is she dead?"

Zhao Li said darkly, "If you forcefully strip her without her consent, she'll be doomed."

"The contract has been signed, what are you two talking about?" Queen Mother of the West was busy cleaning like a top and complaining.

As a slave of Song and Yuan, Queen Mother of the West did not want to move, but she had to do as she was told.

"That contract he just signed is..." Zhao Li was envious to the point of going crazy. "No, this is my prey. Big brother, I... don't you know how much thought I put into treating this woman to dinner and spending money these past few days?"

"You intercepted it so easily, is that reasonable?" Zhao Li was incredulous.

Song Yuan started talking, referring to a line from a book by Eileen Chang: "Eileen Chang said that to conquer a man, you have to go through his esophagus, and to conquer a woman, you have to go through her..." At this point, Song Yuan patted Zhao Li on the shoulder and said, "But times have changed."

As soon as he finished speaking, Xiaoxue walked out of the room. Her figure was so curvy. "You're amazing! It doesn't hurt at all! Isn't this much faster than plastic surgery?"

"And your foundation is actually not bad." Song Yuan glanced at the Fifth Young Master next to him. The latter reacted quickly and immediately handed him a makeup encyclopedia. "Learn this and you will know what makeup, one of the four major evil arts in East Asia, is. You can change your head into any shape you want. There is no need to worship the little fox fairy. That's all nonsense. Let my little maid go home with you and destroy the statue of the little fox fairy. Otherwise, if it sees me using the knife, you will be in big trouble."

Song Yuan had made it very clear, but Xiaoxue was a little unhappy: "Then don't use it for now, I'll try yours first."

Having said that, she picked up her bag and ran away quickly: "Doctor Song, see you another day."

Zhao Li burst out laughing. Seeing Xiaoxue running away, he felt a little proud: "I thought some people had really succeeded in intercepting her."

"So what? We have received the medicine, do you have it? She is unwilling to give up, so the medicine will grow again in her body and develop sustainably, do you understand?" Song Yuan was quite open-minded.

Zhao Li's face turned green.