Pendulum: I'm a knife seller on credit, and I'm looking for Ah Cha to collect the debt.
Chapter 54 The Jade Emperor’s Dark History
The Queen Mother of the West really didn't expect this and originally wanted to call the Jade Emperor to come and solve the problem.
But I didn't expect that this guy would sign the contract directly.
The most terrifying thing was that Queen Mother of the West discovered that there was no way to go back on her word after the contract was signed, as if the heavens had bound the two of them closely together.
Now there is no chance to regret. Although my memory has been restored, I am still a slave.
It means that she has to do whatever Song Yuan says.
The original 1000 billion had become 3000 billion. Even the Queen Mother of the West felt overwhelmed by the loss.
Even though the Jade Emperor's pants were torn before he left, it didn't affect his good mood at all. He even added a stab: "Look at you, you are completely unnecessary. You were unnecessary to resist. How comfortable were you with 1000 billion before? You didn't need to earn it alone. You had the entire Kunlun Palace, and you had so many celestial maidens as decoration?"
"I think there's something wrong with your brain. Don't send me off. I want to go back."
As he spoke, the Jade Emperor walked out. He used a very simple sleight of hand to go straight to heaven.
He thought that there were humans all around him, and as long as this trick could protect him from those humans, everything would be fine, and there was no need to use particularly advanced magic.
But what the Jade Emperor didn't know was that there were two traitors and a Taibai in convenience store No. 444, and they filmed everything.
Rebel #1, Nezha, was snapping away with his phone. "Oh my god, it's just a simple trick, who are you looking down on? Jade Emperor, oh Jade Emperor, you're really trying to save yourself the trouble! Can you stop me?" Nezha, grasping his magic formula, tapped his phone, "Break it for me!!"
Sure enough, the Jade Emperor standing at the door can be seen on the phone. Nezha laughed exaggeratedly: "After 2 million years of cultivation and countless reincarnations, his leg hair is actually not white?"
Taibai glanced at the phone and also felt it was an eyesore: "Third Prince, don't keep these photos. It's not good for you."
Rebel #2 Erlang Shen also dispelled the illusion for his device: "We really can't take photos. We must take a video to avoid the Jade Emperor saying we photoshopped the picture."
"Hehe, that makes sense." Rebel No. 1 Nezha nodded.
Taibai couldn't help himself and took out the Nokia he had carefully selected many years ago when he came to the mortal world - the oldest model without a camera. "I'm going to buy a new phone later. Can you two pass on the resources to me? I can tell you two why the Jade Emperor's leg hair is not white."
The Jade Emperor flew into the night sky and suddenly felt a chill in his crotch. Thinking of this, the Jade Emperor made a hand gesture and disappeared instantly.
That simple sleight of hand can only protect ordinary people. If you reach the South Heaven Gate and are recognized by the heavenly soldiers, that would be bad.
……
The two traitors in heaven chuckled and made an OK gesture to Taibai.
While tidying up the overflowing shelves, Xia Dongqing looked at the three psychos at the door. One was dressed in red, one was wearing golden armor, and the other one looked more normal, but was also a white-bearded old man wearing ancient costume.
Or the crew ran away.
Or escaped from a mental hospital.
Judging from their conversation, he must have escaped from a mental hospital.
Xia Dongqing looked furtively in the direction of Wang Xiaoya. His memory had been erased by Zhao Li, and he had completely forgotten the puppet-like Wang Xiaoya from yesterday.
After Xiaoya came back, she put the new Wang Xiaoya back next to Xia Dongqing. The new Wang Xiaoya was also a puppet, but this time the wood used for the puppet was the Qiong tree unique to Kunlun, which was relatively hard and easy to carve magic circles.
It's just that each puppet will develop a different personality. Even if the current Wang Xiaoya looks no different from the previous Wang Xiaoya.
But his personality has changed and he is indifferent to Xia Dongqing.
Just as Xiaoya was lost in thought, she heard Nezha, the number one traitor in Heaven, casually say, "Do you two owe him anything?"
Erlang Shen was stunned: "That's absolutely impossible."
Taibai smiled, stretched out his hand, and gently calculated: "It's a bit early for you to say this. I advise you to go back and ask, especially your eldest nephew."
"What about you?" Erlang Shen asked back.
Taibai didn't say anything, just sighed and looked at the dark sky, feeling very melancholy.
"Let's go back first, I think," Nezha put away his phone. "I think when the Jade Emperor returns to heaven, he'll definitely feel regret. I wonder how much he's actually paid back."
"He borrowed a lot." Taibai was quite knowledgeable about this matter. "He should be able to pay back half of it. But paying it back in full is impossible."
It seems that he still knows some things.
……
At this time, the Jade Emperor had changed his clothes.
He was in a very good mood.
He changed into a set of clothes that were not particularly valuable and went to see Song Yuan.
Except for the Xuanyuan Sword.
"Xiao Xuanxuan, come back soon." The Jade Emperor was in a very good mood and cast a spell, even casting it carelessly. After all, in his opinion, the Xuanyuan Sword was a sword that had already recognized its master and would never betray him.
However, the Jade Emperor could not sense the aura of the Xuanyuan Sword.
The Xuanyuan Sword disappeared completely, like a stone sinking into the sea.
"Xiao Xuanxuan?" The Jade Emperor stood up with a frown, and performed a new set of spells with his hands.
"Xuan-Yuan Sword, get back here right now." The Jade Emperor was a little anxious, even the way he addressed me changed, his breathing became rapid, and he was very unhappy.
Still no response.
The Jade Emperor began to try various summoning methods.
From within the magnificent hall came the Jade Emperor's voice:
"Xuanyuan!! Xuanyuan!! Xuanyuan!!!"
"Where have you been? Huh? Where have you been?"
"This guy must still be captured by Song Yuan. After all, Song Yuan is also very powerful..."
"It's been two hours. Did Song Yuan catch you falling asleep? Why don't you get back here?"
"You!! Come back!! Quickly!!!"
……
When Nezha heard the last sentence the Jade Emperor shouted, he couldn't help but whistle and continued, "I can't bear it alone! It seems that the Jade Emperor is in a good mood, even singing."
"Why do I hear a feeling of despair from inside?" Taibai knew the Jade Emperor very well.
"No way?" Erlang Shen was holding his cell phone and was going crazy. He sent messages one after another to his nephew, but the eldest nephew didn't reply a word.
What do you mean?
Could it be that they borrowed the knife from Song and Yuan dynasties?
Wait a minute.
Erlang Shen suddenly had an idea: "What did my nephew use to split the mountain and save his mother?"
……
The Xuanyuan Sword, which the Jade Emperor always wanted to summon back, is now hanging obediently on the wall, as if it can't hear the Jade Emperor's call at all.
Just kidding, that person just now almost threw it into that hole, although it was not clear what was inside the hole, even Xuanyuan Sword could not see where the hole was.
But he could see that many things disappeared in mid-air, and at that location, a very rich Hongmeng purple aura was emanating.
Just a little bit, just a little bit, and the Xuanyuan Sword would be gone.
Seeing that the man in front of him named Song Yuan seemed to like him very much, Xuanyuan Sword, a man of insight, decided to follow this man forever.
What if Song Yuan doesn’t like it anymore and throws himself into that invisible hole?
Ying Ying Ying.
After thinking for a long time, he tried to stop the Jade Emperor from summoning him.
Xuanyuan Sword unilaterally cut off its connection with the Jade Emperor.
Jade Emperor's Palace: "Sword~Sword~Sword coming?"
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