Pendulum: I'm a knife seller on credit, and I'm looking for Ah Cha to collect the debt.

To be honest, Song Yuan felt numb when he saw the series of red fonts on the system panel.

Emperor Haotian, also known as the legendary Jade Emperor, was promoted through the practice of the human race.

In addition, legend has it that the Jade Emperor will go through reincarnation for thousands of years, and his physical body will be reborn in the human world tens of thousands of times.

And among these tens of thousands of times, there are people who sell knives on credit in almost every life.

The information searched for Song and Yuan dynasties showed that the debts that had been paid off were probably less than a hundred generations.

The unpaid debts filled up the entire system panel of the knife-buying creditor.

I'll be a good boy.

Even on the top layer of the knife-selling system panel, there is a button that can calculate the total bill.

"The knife seller on credit can calculate everything in the world. I really didn't expect these ancestors were so good at it." Song Yuan was stunned. Generally speaking, if someone of the Jade Emperor's level were to be reincarnated, there would be no record of him even in the Book of Life and Death.

Or it's just a bunch of gibberish. At most, give a name and a photo.

The reincarnation of the gods was basically like this. Even the reincarnation of Chi You was a bunch of garbled characters. Kunlun had spent countless efforts to finally calculate Chi You's location and send Xuan Nu to kill him.

However, he did not expect that the underworld had already made arrangements to let Xia Dongqing become a substitute vessel for Chi You's soul.

Normally, this instrument cannot possess any soul or consciousness.

But Xia Dongqing's soul appeared, so Xia Dongqing is said to be a bug.

"You seem quite happy?" A Cha couldn't understand.

"My ancestor is a master of the heavens," Song Yuan said with a smile. "At my level, it would take countless years to achieve enlightenment and enter the heavenly palace after enduring the thunder tribulation. After all, this is the Dharma Ending Age. If you can really invite the Jade Emperor to me, I will thank you very much and reluctantly give you a small discount. You can just pay back a little less of the 1000 billion merits."

Ah Cha was deeply shocked: This discount you gave is really very merciful.

Only then did the Queen Mother of the West realize what Nezha had said.

Many people in heaven owe knife dealers money on credit.

Queen Mother of the West's face changed. She originally wanted to hold Xiaoya back and tell her something, but she didn't expect that Xiaoya had already left Convenience Store No. 444.

After being beaten, SF Express is running more diligently these days.

"That's the Jade Emperor," said the Queen Mother of the West with a cold face, "Whatever you say is what it is... I... Master, why is Xiaoxi here?"

The imposing Queen Mother of the West, who had just been so imposing, instantly transformed into Little Xi when the time came. The speed of the transformation made Ah Cha beat his chest and stamp his feet: "Damn it, I didn't even take a picture of it."

"You should go back quickly," Song Yuan said, not knowing whether to laugh or cry. "It's so late, I should go to bed. I don't want to wake up to find a group of underworld police squatting by my bed."

Although A-Cha can temporarily leave the underworld, this time must not be too long.

Otherwise, the underworld police and soul ferrymen will come to arrest you.

"I'm worried about you and that you don't understand romance." After saying this, Ah Cha waved her hand, and all the snacks in convenience store No. 444, including those in the warehouse, were taken away by her.

"Go back and tell Zhao Li that I'll eat some of his food. He shouldn't mind." A Cha disappeared immediately.

Song Yuan also complained: "Your disappearance is too uncool. You should make it like in Journey to the West and fill the entire 444 convenience store with white mist, and then disappear with a whoosh. That would be more cool."

Especially since the entire shelf was empty, there was nothing there.

If you don’t know, you might think they are bandits.

Which boss comes to an employee's home and takes food and gifts?

As soon as Song Yuan finished saying this, white mist really rose up from convenience store No. 444. The continuous flow looked like a scene from Journey to the West. Then, with a whoosh, all the mist quickly gathered in a certain direction, even forming a vortex, and finally disappeared completely.

"He actually did it. How cute." Seeing this scene, Song Yuan couldn't help but smile.

There was nothing left in Convenience Store No. 444. When Song Yuan left, he happened to see a bag of potato chips stuck in a dead corner on a shelf.

He took the bag of potato chips with him. There was only a lonely puppet on the ground. Song Yuan returned to his shop without any burden in his heart and went back to sleep.

Xiaoxi was like a young wife, diligently following Song Yuan and following him closely.

Even when Song Yuan passed by the female ghost who was waiting for her lover under the willow tree, he greeted her.

But the female ghost looked at Song Yuan with a strange look.

Zhao Li: ...so?

Whether Zhao Li was mentally devastated when he returned early in the morning was not something Song Yuan cared about.

……

The next morning, Song Yuan was awakened by a loud noise.

Sure enough, he was still in the world of the Soul Ferry TV series. Song Yuan washed his face and when he went downstairs, he found that the whole store was decorated in pink and tender colors.

Even the knives he made were carefully tied with pink silk bows.

It makes Song Yuan feel as if he is in a pink ocean.

So Song Yuan's first reaction was that 1 heavenly soldiers with pink bows came to capture him? Not really, right?

Although those ancestors took advantage of the situation to help the Jade Emperor when his body was going through reincarnations for thousands of years, lending him a knife and giving him prophecies, there was indeed a suspicion that they were taking advantage of the situation.

But it was a case of both parties being willing to fight and be beaten. After all, the deal was done, right?

No matter how shameless the Jade Emperor is, he cannot send heavenly soldiers to attack him.

"Are you the boss?" A little girl came running over, and Song Yuan kept looking at her. She was indeed a little girl, not a tough Tianbing in disguise. "I want to buy a knife."

Song Yuan finally came to his senses and sold the knife to the other party. He sold dozens of knives in the morning. It could be said that this was the best performance since Song Yuan came to this world and started his business.

Xiaoxi was standing at the door handing out flyers. The Fifth Young Master prepared breakfast for Song Yuan and then went out to do his work. Song Yuan didn't even suspect anything during this time.

It was not until Song Yuan heard the cheers at the door that he finally came to his senses. When he arrived at the door, he saw the Fifth Young Master surrounded by a group of young girls, his face full of confusion.

"Just line up and register, you will all be satisfied and your wishes will come true." The Fifth Young Master gave the task of queuing up and registering to Xiaoxi, and finally squeezed out from the group of girls.

There were even a few suspicious lipstick marks on his face. He burped suspiciously and threw a long list to Song Yuan: "These people all have medicine."

"What medicine is there?" Song Yuan didn't react.

The Fifth Young Master thought Song Yuan didn't know: "In this world, there are the human world and the heavenly world, but the dimension higher than the heavenly world is the dimension of medicine..."

"Okay, okay, you don't have to explain it to me," Song Yuan reacted, holding the list in confusion: "But how did you find out?"

"It was yesterday, Master, that you gave me a day off and asked me to go out for a walk. I went out for a walk and suddenly came up with this idea. I can help them lose weight. During the weight loss process, I will find that those who are taking the medicine in their bodies want to make themselves particularly perfect. Before they are completely integrated with the medicine, they will constantly pursue beauty or figure..." The Fifth Young Master told everything.

"...So...it's pretty good..." In fact, Song Yuan had something to ask. The Fifth Young Master kept burping, so he could reasonably suspect that the way the Fifth Young Master helped people lose weight was to directly eat off their fat.

Song Yuan had been planning to ask, but then decided it was too far-fetched, so he simply kept his mouth shut. Besides, the Fifth Young Master had good intentions; he was making the medicine for his master, hoping Song Yuan would live longer.

In fact, Song Yuan himself also doubted whether he could take this medicine.