Pendulum: I'm a knife seller on credit, and I'm looking for Ah Cha to collect the debt.

Chapter 42: Be patient, it will hurt a little

"Don't you know what they did?" A Cha felt that Song Yuan's words were very pretentious.

However, Ah Cha's reaction speed was quite fast. Her face was a little grim as she looked at Song Yuan in disbelief: "So if the underworld refuses to sign a contract with you, one day the underworld will become like this?"

"It may be more serious, I can't say for sure." Song Yuan scratched his head, and this action made him look like an innocent college student.

Damn innocent college student.

When Ah Cha thought about what this guy had done to the underworld, he felt sick all over.

Nowadays, the underworld is a very beautiful prison.

No matter what, it is still a beautiful cage that highlights its beauty.

At least here A-Cha lives well and has good food, and he won't be blown away when there's a strong wind in the underworld.

But if the underworld really becomes like Kunlun, it becomes a ruin.

Then Ah Cha is in big trouble.

After all, the Song and Yuan dynasties only turned the entire Kunlun into ruins, and did not directly destroy the entire Kunlun.

The same is true in the underworld.

It is absolutely impossible to expect Song Yuan to use this method to completely break the underworld and release Hades.

The biggest possibility is that Pluto will have to face a pile of ruins.

The rabbit dies and the fox is sad.

I have to say that A-Cha is a very kind-hearted person.

Even though Kunlun, where the Queen Mother of the West was, became like this, she was only happy for a moment before she thought of herself.

Once I put this into my own life, I feel terrible.

A Cha was watching TV with a lonely look on his face, but suddenly he saw a young face on the TV.

"Is this the Queen Mother of the West?" Song Yuan was shocked. "Isn't it said that the Queen Mother of the West should be an old woman?"

"She's a fairy after all, and a female fairy at that. All fairies love beauty." Ah Cha rolled her eyes. "But this guy has poor aesthetic taste. Even if she becomes a beautiful woman, she's definitely not a woman. Have you read the Classic of Mountains and Seas? The Queen Mother of the West depicted there is exactly what she looks like in her true form. It's so ugly."

I don’t know whether what A-Cha said was true or false. After all, A-Cha and Queen Mother of the West were in a hostile state.

Isn't it normal to discredit your enemies?

But Ah Cha was suddenly startled when she saw the Queen Mother of the West's face so close: "Why is she suddenly getting so close? Could it be that she has discovered me?"

The voice just fell.

Queen Mother Xi's gloomy face began to speak: "King of Hell, you are so bold! You actually got a white crow and released it into Kunlun to spy on me? Do you really think I am blind?"

After saying this, the entire screen turned black.

"What the hell?" Ah Cha couldn't help but curse. "This old woman has no manners at all. I spent so much effort to dye that crow white, making it look like an immortal, and she actually killed it."

Song Yuan didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Do you want to hear what you are saying?"

This statement is really a reversal of the Tiangang.

Kunlun is where the gods live.

Even the underworld was created by gods.

A-Cha became one of the ancient gods, and he actually did this, using a bird to monitor the Queen Mother of the West. It was really hilarious.

It was discovered and then destroyed. Isn't that a normal operation?

Ah Cha was a little angry, but seeing the horrific scene on the Queen Mother's side, she was still terrified. "So if we don't sign this contract, the underworld will eventually become like that? Even if we use divine power to rebuild it like the Queen Mother did, it won't succeed?"

Song Yuan nodded: "So just sign my contract. Don't bargain here. My contract is already quite cheap. Besides, you have someone working for you, so what are you afraid of?"

"You're right." Ah Cha was fooled by Song Yuan's naivety. "It's not like I'm paying it back. After all, I promoted Zhao Li. He can't eat for free, right?"

Song Yuan nodded. "Of course not. You have so many subordinates, it's easy to get 100 billion merits. But I heard that you want to take over the reincarnation of the demon clan? Are you sure you can take it over? They are the demon clan. The death of the demon clan should not be the responsibility of your underworld, right?"

Ah Cha was helpless: "Originally, it had nothing to do with me, but isn't this the Dharma Ending Age? The so-called demon race in this Dharma Ending Age will only have a little bit of genetic overlap with the demon race."

At this point, Ah Cha thought for a moment, weighed his words, and then continued, "Have you heard of orcs? The demons of the Dharma Ending Age are very similar to orcs."

"It's like the earthworm monster," Ah Cha continued, giving an example. "Not to mention the prehistoric era, even in the era of Journey to the West, a mere earthworm would have magical powers. Some of them are from famous schools and can even cast a few spells for you to see."

"Let's not talk about anything else, the simplest way of turning stone into gold is something you should know, right?"

"However, the earthworm monsters of the Dharma Ending Age have only one special innate attribute - after being cut in half, each half can regenerate into a new earthworm monster, which is the legendary clone."

"Also, each clone consumes a huge amount of energy, so they won't clone themselves easily."

"Do you think things like these can still be considered demons? Are they related to monsters? The monsters in Journey to the West could all capture Tang Sanzang, but the monsters in the Dharma Ending Age can only be pinned down and beaten by Tang Sanzang."

What Ah Cha said made a lot of sense. Song Yuan asked curiously, "So?"

"So the Demon God is not happy about this," Ah Cha said, speechless. "The Demon God thinks these so-called monsters aren't monsters at all, they're at most half-orcs. So the dead monsters go straight into the Six Paths of Reincarnation, and are considered to have emerged from the Animal Realm."

Song and Yuan dynasties had never thought about this angle.

"Even in the Dharma Ending Age, some powerful demons still emerge from some of the demon clans' great families," Ah Cha said, feeling a bit dry in the mouth. He took a sip of water. "Some have been recruited by me as soul ferrymen, while others have entered the cycle of reincarnation. Therefore, this group of demons can indeed be singled out to form the Underworld. We can actually gain some merit by helping the demon gods send these beasts to reincarnation."

"But most demons still choose to believe in the demon gods. However, their demon gods don't want them. Many so-called demons in the human world have finally died in the end." Ah Cha sighed, barely perceptible. "Let Zhao Li do it."

Speaking of this, A Cha still felt a little unwilling. After all, even she herself was talking so much that her mouth was dry, but they didn't even give her a 8% discount.

"I always feel like I'm losing out," Ah Cha said helplessly, "I've been saying nice things to you for a long time, why can't you give me a discount?"

Song Yuan glanced at Ah Cha, especially at the little bit of fat on his belly: "How about I give you a weight loss package?"

Ah Cha: “Ah?”

Song Yuan saw a special knife flying between his fingertips. The knife was very strange. It had two shadows, one was red and the other was black.

The entire blade is streamlined and looks particularly good.

"This knife is called a bone scraping knife." Song Yuan introduced it. "It can easily and painlessly scrape off the fat on your body. It can slim down any part of your body you want, or enlarge any part of your body you want. Do you want to try it?"

It sounded quite tempting. Ah Cha had been eating a lot recently and had indeed gained weight: "Let's give it a try!!"

……

The two wronged bastards, Zhao Li and the Fifth Young Master, crossed most of the Yellow Springs from the Styx outside and ran back to the previous reception room panting.

Before he could get in, he was stopped by the Horse-Faced Guardian.

The stern horse-faced man had no expression on his face. He looked at Zhao Li with contempt: "What are you doing?"

"We were inside just now," Zhao Li tried to reason. "Due to some coincidence, we accidentally got out, so we have to go back now. Master A-Cha needs me very much."

Upon hearing this, the Fifth Young Master rolled his eyes.

The human world has a volume, and the underworld has another volume.

The Fifth Young Master then added, "My master also needs me very much."

Ma Mian said expressionlessly: "You are not allowed to go past."

Zhao Li and the Fifth Young Master both wanted to force their way in, but just as they approached, they heard a strange sound from inside the door:

"Bear with it, it will hurt a little."

"Ah ah ah..."

"Don't scream so miserably, it just hurts a little, and you'll feel better soon."

"Hmm...it's like the whole person is floating."

……

Zhao Li and the Fifth Young Master looked at each other in shock.

They both took a step back silently.