Pendulum: I'm a knife seller on credit, and I'm looking for Ah Cha to collect the debt.

Chapter 130 Don’t hit people in the face, don’t stab people in the butt

Speaking of those gods, they were quite talkative, and the comments were so dense that it was estimated that all their words had been recorded in the video. The methods of the gods are understandable:

"Since he was injured, why didn't he clean himself up? Is it because his strength doesn't allow it?"

"Actually, when I saw Tathagata using the time-space reversal technique just now, I've been wanting to ask why he had to use this kind of backlash spell? Even though it's nothing special to him, it still has a backlash effect."

"Maybe he just wanted to show off in front of the knife seller, but he didn't expect that this generation of knife sellers is so arrogant that he can't even be considered a human being. His pretense was in vain."

"He's in, he's finally in. Next, we'll see how the entire Lingshan gathers troops to settle accounts with Song Yuan."

"Perhaps Tathagata left this injury to incite people, so that he could get those monks to fight for him when he returned. He has a very vicious mind, otherwise he would have healed the injury halfway."

"Could it be that Tathagata couldn't heal that injury? Just like how he couldn't revive himself without some kind of time travel. That knife seller on credit was inherently strange."

"How is this possible? That's Tathagata."

"But that's also talking about knife dealers. I heard that this generation of knife dealers are the most awesome."

"You'll have to ask Tathagata himself about this."

"Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god."

"Have you seen the picture of Guanyin before? I thought it was fake, but I didn't expect it to be real."

……

The barrage suddenly changed, and a group of gods expressed their surprise.

Queen Mother of the West also looked at Song Yuan with confusion: "Is it..."

"No." Song Yuan said firmly, "What does this have to do with me? Maybe Tathagata and Guanyin have some special quirks. Look at them, even their wounds and blood splatter are in the same place. Doesn't this mean something?"

Song Yuan felt that he was very right.

The Fifth Young Master also felt that he could not admit to this matter. Although it was very likely that Song Yuan did it, stabbing someone in the buttocks was really disgusting, and he could not take the blame for this.

"That's right, the boss is right. This is because Guanyin and Tathagata have a special hobby that causes them to have such bloodstains on their bodies. In my opinion, they are too insidious." The fifth young master spoke passionately on the microphone to help Song Yuan clear his name.

The Queen Mother of the West looked at the Fifth Young Master in disbelief. This guy really did everything he could to curry favor with her. He would use any means and agree to anything. He was a bit shameless.

The Fifth Young Master smiled brightly, "Why are you looking at me? What I say is the truth. Besides, Tathagata and Guanyin are both very powerful. After returning to Lingshan, why didn't they quickly wash off the bloodstains on their bodies? Why did they leave it until now?"

The Queen Mother of the West was stunned. It must be said that this was also a thought-provoking point.

"Then let's wait and see," Queen Mother of the West didn't know what to say for a moment and could only make a decision quickly. After all, the live broadcast of the Heavenly Palace Channel was still going on.

……

At this time, Tathagata returned to Lingshan and saw the injuries on Guanyin's body from a distance. Coincidentally, the injuries on Guanyin's body were somewhat similar to his own, and even the appearance of the blood splattering was exactly the same.

At this time, Guanyin was spitting and telling a group of Buddhas about her own experience:

"You also know that when I was traveling to the West, there was a monster that I really liked. At that time, I had some mountains and needed a mountain keeper to take care of them."

"If it weren't for the Journey to the West, Tang Sanzang could only have three disciples. I would have wanted to squeeze that black bear monster in there. You know I'm just a fan of all kinds of small animals. Actually, I'm not saying that monkeys aren't cute."

"Everyone knows that the Black Bear Demon had a clear path. Moreover, after the journey to the West, I did make that Black Bear Demon my mountain guardian. He is my apprentice."

"Other gods, when I appear before them and plead for my little animals, even if it's the monkey from back then, they have to give me some face, right?"

"And that Song Yuan was lawless. Not only did he not give me face, but he also chopped off the black bear demon's head right in front of me."

Speaking of this, Tathagata was stunned.

Let’s not even talk about other Buddhas.

The Buddhas tactically leaned back, looking at the Guanyin in front of them in shock, and said in unison:

"That knife seller was really rude."

"You've met other knife sellers before, haven't you? They're all like this, so rude."

"We've all begged for mercy, what else do you want? You actually dared to kill that black bear demon in front of us."

"What about the soul? As long as the soul is left, you can still survive."

……

Guanyin looked troubled, almost crying: "My soul is gone. After I pleaded for mercy, Song Yuan killed me on the spot. I had no choice but to run away, but I didn't dare to go too far. I hid in the clouds and looked down."

"Guess what happened?" Guanyin said, revealing the blood on her back. She was filled with righteous indignation and said, "This is what happened. He swung his knife directly in my direction and hit me like this. I really couldn't dodge it in time."

"And this knife seller is completely rebellious. Look at where he poked. I've never seen such a scoundrel selling knives on credit."

When Guanyin turned around to show her injuries to her colleagues, she happened to see Tathagata.

And it seemed as if a blessing had come to Tathagata. He suddenly turned around and let Guanyin take a look at the wound on his back.

The Buddhas present: ...

Guanyin: ...

Then came the greetings from all sides:

"What's going on, Buddha? Did Song Yuan stab you too?"

"The knife sellers of today are truly terrifying and scoundrels. How could they do this? If he wanted to stab someone, he could just stab them. Why would he stab them in the butt?"

"Stabbing him in the butt is too much!"

"That's right, everyone knows you shouldn't hit someone in the face or in the butt."

"Is there still king's law? Is there still heavenly law?"

Finally, one of the Buddhas got angry and suddenly yelled, "How could he actually stab the Buddha?"

Then there was silence.

The entire Lingshan Mountain fell silent.

The Buddha originally wanted to talk about his own affairs with other people.

I feel embarrassed to say it now.

The other Buddhas had fear in their eyes and did not dare to say a word.

Yes.

That knife seller on credit could even hurt Buddha.

What else can't be done?

Looking at the silence in Lingshan, Queen Mother of the West looked at Song Yuan with a strange look.

Song Yuan gnashed his teeth and said, "I didn't stab him. I really didn't! They are slandering me, slandering me!!"

The Queen Mother of the West suddenly stood up and bowed to Song Yuan at a standard 90-degree angle. When she raised her head, a look of flattery was evident on her face. "Well, I'll listen to you from now on. If you tell me to go east, I won't dare go west. Can you please stop poking my ass?"

Song Yuan's face darkened: "Just shut up!"

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