Pendulum: I'm a knife seller on credit, and I'm looking for Ah Cha to collect the debt.

The gods in heaven were in a complete turmoil. They were talking at once, and it was hard to tell who was talking to whom. Even the Jade Emperor couldn't help but complain a few times:

“What the hell?? What the hell!! What the hell??!!”

"If I had known I would have started gambling, what did I say? It's useless."

"Time travel... If I remember correctly, our previous agreement was that immortals couldn't interfere in human affairs. Even if time travel were to happen, even if it was Tathagata, according to the laws of heaven, there would be some backlash."

"As for that little bit of backlash, I think it's nothing. Who is Tathagata? How could he get hurt by that little bit of backlash? He will definitely be able to handle it."

"That being said, did you guys record the screen just now?"

"Of course I recorded it. This is a dark history. Who knows, maybe I can make some money from that old guy Tathagata someday."

"I'm dying of laughter. How could he be so brave? He knew the guy selling knives on credit would probably attack him, but he still ran straight into the muzzle of his gun. Isn't that courting death?"

"Do you think he will use time travel again?"

"Anyway, for someone as powerful as him, that little bit of backlash probably won't be a big deal. He might even use it."

"We'll wait and see, then he might be killed a third time."

"Isn't the knife seller a bit unreasonable? What does he mean? Can being killed be considered paying off a debt? What did Tathagata take from him?"

"Yes, what did Tathagata do wrong?"

……

A group of gods started to criticize the Song and Yuan dynasties while chatting, thinking that they were too cruel.

However, the Jade Emperor didn't dare to say a word about this topic. When the group of gods began to blush, the Jade Emperor suddenly said, "Have you forgotten the six-winged golden cicada?"

Everyone in the Lingxiao Palace fell silent.

Roaring Sky Dog's comprehension ability was poor: "This is impossible, right? Song Yuan, the knife seller on credit, could it be that he was the reincarnation of a six-winged golden cicada in his previous life?"

This startled Erlang Shen, who pinched Roaring Sky Dog's mouth with one hand and said, "Sorry, children's comprehension ability is very limited."

The Jade Emperor was nearly led into a ditch by Howling Sky Dog, his expression grim. "When did I say that? Do you know what happened to the six-winged golden cicada? Those people at Lingshan ate it to maintain their longevity, which led to the events of Journey to the West."

"As for what Tang Sanzang looks like now, don't you know?"

"Why did I mention the six-winged golden cicada? Because the lineage of knife sellers has been passed down from generation to generation. You must have encountered other knife sellers on credit, right?"

"But Lingshan killed all the other knife sellers. Just like they did with the six-winged golden cicada's body, these people treated the knife sellers as Tang Monk's flesh and ate them."

"And the knife seller's effectiveness is even better than the six-winged golden cicada." When the Jade Emperor finished his last sentence, the entire hall was as quiet as a chicken. People looked at each other, not knowing for a moment how to judge whether what the Jade Emperor said was true or not.

Nezha gnashed his teeth. He was the most vengeful person. One of the reasons why Nezha was not allowed to become Tang Monk's apprentice when he went to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures was that if Nezha wore the golden hoop on his head, when Tang Monk recited the spell, Nezha would risk his head exploding and would poke two holes in Tang Monk's body.

So Nezha, who hated evil, immediately slammed the table and stood up after hearing what the Jade Emperor said: "I support the knife seller. I think there is nothing wrong with what he did. I think he deserves it for what he did."

"Killing someone once cannot eliminate the hatred in my heart." When Nezha said this, he also glanced at his father and the beautiful tower.

Li Tianwang, the tower-bearing king, shuddered. How could he respond to this? He dared not utter a single word.

Just the things he did before.

It was true that even if Nezha killed him once, he would not be able to relieve the hatred in his heart.

So Li Tianwang, who was holding the pagoda, now held the pagoda even tighter.

After Nezha finished speaking, all the gods shut up and became quiet.

The Jade Emperor saw the atmosphere was becoming quite solemn. He was about to say something when he heard Erlang Shen say, "Anyway, let's film all of this now, so that old Tathagata won't keep bringing up the Monkey King's rampage in Heaven."

The atmosphere became lively now:

"Right, right, right. The human world even created a set of pictures saying our Jade Emperor was beaten by a monkey. No matter how glorious and powerful our Heavenly Court is, the simple statement of "you were beaten by a monkey" is enough to insult us all."

"This is a dark history. This must be recorded completely. Tomorrow I will write a list of 101 ways for Tathagata to die and upload it to the six realms."

"By the way, is it too late for me to go find that Taotie now? Can I give him all the seasonings I know?"

"You really want Tathagata to come to the table."

"Finally, we've uncovered this old man's dark past. I'm so happy! Actually, I think he can't even compare to us. Journey to the West is a large-scale variety show that Lingshan asked us to perform together. Actually, our Heavenly Court doesn't have a close relationship with them at all."

"That's right, I filmed everything. I heard that the Buddhas have all migrated and have now arrived in Tushita Heaven. I think this video can be played repeatedly in Tushita Heaven."

"From now on, I'll make 'You've been killed by Song Yuan' my catchphrase. Whenever I greet Tathagata, I'll start with this. It's so exciting to get right up close and personal."

……

Different from the joy in heaven.

Tathagata is really going crazy.

This time he was beheaded before he could even say a word.

Seeing the round head falling to the ground, Tathagata originally wanted to open his mouth to continue speaking, because for gods like them, even if the head was chopped off, it was no big deal. Just look at what Wukong looked like after his head was chopped off.

At his level, it's no big deal.

But Tathagata found that he could not open his mouth at all. His consciousness seemed to become desolate and dark, and he seemed to be really dying.

So Tathagata finally started the time and space reversal.

Just like before, a few minutes later, Tathagata's body appeared near the blacksmith shop.

With the previous two experiences.

This time, Tathagata turned around and ran without saying a word, soaring into the sky and hiding his body.

However, the Fifth Young Master still had a look of regret on his face, because then he saw that the knife that was originally hanging on the wall and was said to have been made by the ancestor of the knife seller, flew out with a swish, as if it had a navigation system, and floated directly towards a certain direction in the sky, quickly disappeared from people's sight, and turned into a star in the sky.

He even used teleportation when he disappeared.

However, when the Fifth Young Master was about to speak, he suddenly heard a scream from the sky, and then saw a blood mist appear in the air, and finally, everything disappeared.

However, the knife that was chased out also came back staggeringly.

Song Yuan had stood at the doorway at some point, facing the shocked gazes of Queen Mother of the West and the Fifth Young Master, and said coldly, "Are you going to prick your butt again?"

The knife, which had been hung on the wall again, seemed to hum, as if in response.

"I didn't do it," Song Yuan said, facing the slightly strange look from the Queen Mother of the West. He quickly threw the blame away. "I didn't do anything from the beginning to the end. This debt to Lingshan is really hard to pay. These monks are too lazy. After all this trouble, the remaining 20% is still a negative number. It's now 22%."

The Queen Mother of the West and the Fifth Young Master both shuddered.

This shit is getting more and more.

Is there any royal method?