Pendulum: I'm a knife seller on credit, and I'm looking for Ah Cha to collect the debt.

It is said that when the Bodhisattva returned to Tushita Heaven and arrived at the gate of the newly built Lingshan Mountain, she was still a little hesitant. She took a deep breath, looked at the blood on half of her body, thought for a long time, and felt that it would be better not to clean up any bloodstains and just go directly to see Tathagata.

That would be best.

Although it is possible that Tathagata is not in Lingshan.

I remember Tathagata said he was going to find Song Yuan.

If the Tathagata cannot be found, the Bodhisattva plans to look for other Buddhas.

Tathagata probably planned to negotiate peace with the Song and Yuan dynasties.

But now Guanyin just wants to find a few more Buddhas and then settle accounts with Song and Yuan.

Peace talks?

What the hell is there to talk about!

An ungrateful knife seller like Song Yuan should be tortured to death. Like the previous knife sellers, he should be eaten by the people of Lingshan. That would be his final fate.

The fact that the Buddhas of Mount Lingshan can gain longer lifespans by eating the knife seller is truly a blessing for the knife seller, and they should be grateful.

How could they send someone as shameless and invincible as Song Yuan to collect Lingshan’s debt?

The more Guanyin thought about it, the more she felt that her idea was absolutely correct.

Song and Yuan should dedicate their lives to the entire Lingshan.

Guanyin adjusted her mentality, and at this moment, her face showed an expression that was uglier than crying - after all, she hadn't cried in so many years, even for Guanyin, it was quite unfamiliar.

However, before Guanyin could even step foot into the newly built sacred mountain, she heard Maitreya's sneering voice: "Sister Guanyin, you are like this now, did someone pierce your anus?"

Guanyin looked towards the door with a stiff face.

Even the original Lingshan.

There are also two Buddhas guarding the door.

And generally speaking, these two Buddhas come in turns.

The two statues above the door are just for decoration.

Buddha has a schedule every day.

This is called duty in Lingshan.

However, the situation has reversed since the Buddha from the East, also known as Maitreya Buddha, accidentally sold the entire Lingshan Mountain last time.

Originally, Maitreya, as the future Buddha, was on equal footing with Tathagata in Lingshan.

The two of them are equally matched.

But because of Maitreya's mistake.

Now Maitreya has been reduced to a gate-guarding Buddha.

It is said that there will be no need for rotation in the future.

From now on, Maitreya will be the one guarding the gate.

Maitreya's call of "Sister Guanyin" gave Guanyin goosebumps.

WTF?

Why is this guy at the door?

"Don't talk nonsense. All these injuries of mine were caused by Song Yuan." Guanyin said stiffly, "I did this for the entire Lingshan..."

She hasn't finished speaking yet.

Maitreya interrupted him: "Oh~~~~" Typical sarcasm: "For the sake of the entire Lingshan Mountain, you even don't care about your dignity? For the sake of the entire Lingshan Mountain, you actually slept with a knife seller on credit. For the sake of the entire Lingshan Mountain, you actually let a knife seller stab you in the ass, and you came back covered in blood. You are really awesome."

Guanyin:? ? ?

Avalokitesvara:o(▼ dishes▼メ;)o

Ever since Maitreya was demoted to a gatekeeper Buddha, he has let himself go and has become very outspoken. Normally, if anyone has a grudge against him, he would say a lot of sarcastic words. Not to mention now, it's like he has caught a godsend opportunity and he has to talk Guanyin down.

"I can't talk to you!" Guanyin said angrily, "Open the door and let me go in to talk to the other Buddhas."

"Sister Guanyin is such a green tea." Which of the monks at Lingshan didn't know Guanyin's true identity? Everyone knew that Guanyin wasn't originally female, but simply walked the mortal world, often taking on a female form. So, coming out of Maitreya's mouth, these words were full of sarcasm: "Someone stabbed her in the anus, and her first reaction wasn't to heal, but to show her bloodied and wounded body to the other Buddhas."

"What? Are other Buddhas willing to stab you too?"

Guanyin was so angry that the veins on her forehead throbbed. "I know you've lost your status, and I know you're upset, so I'm not going to argue with you. Please don't try to stop me. I'm going back to Lingshan, but I have something important to discuss with others. Maybe we can get justice from Song Yuan."

"I haven't even sought justice, so why should you?" Maitreya closed the door tightly and said nonchalantly, "Do you think Song Yuan is someone you can easily mess with? Forget about gathering all the Buddhas in the Buddhist community. Let's first see if Tathagata will suffer a setback at the hands of Song Yuan."

Maitreya Buddha is the future Buddha.

Who said Maitreya Buddha can’t tell fortunes?

He is very good at divination.

Tathagata will definitely fall flat on his face.

"I'm not saying..." Just as they were chatting, they suddenly heard a very strange voice behind them. The voice seemed very strange: "Are you guys at Lingshan playing so extravagantly?"

Both Guanyin and Maitreya realized the situation belatedly and looked in the direction of the voice. However, when they saw who was coming, everything went dark before their eyes.

This person is none other than the Jade Emperor.

At this time, the Jade Emperor was standing at the gate of the newly built Lingshan Mountain with a very strange expression on his face, and his eyes were fixed on the back of Guanyin.

Judging from the extent of the blood splattered on Guanyin's body, this guy might have been stabbed in the ass.

The Jade Emperor picked up the mobile phone he bought in the room, pointed it at Guanyin and started taking pictures.

The flash was also turned on.

As if afraid that others won’t see it.

Guanyin:? ? ?

Then, the Jade Emperor directly sent the blood-splattered picture behind Guanyin to the Heavenly Palace work group:

Taibai Jinxing: Oh my god! Who stabbed Guanyin? Damn it!

[Erlang Shen]: How do you know this is Guanyin?

[Nezha]: Are those monks in Lingshan playing so extravagantly in private?

[Li Jing]: My son, please don’t be so unruly.

Nezha: Who are you with? Are you my father? My father is the tower.

[God of Wealth]: Don’t believe in rumors and don’t spread rumors.

[Yue Lao]: It's obvious he's been stabbed in the ass!! These young people have been having too much fun lately, I know better than you all!

This is hard to criticize.

The matchmaker really understands.

When Guanyin saw the Jade Emperor taking photos, she immediately exploded: "What's wrong with you? Why are you taking photos of me? Delete them all!!"

The Jade Emperor coughed and said seriously, "Are you kidding? Am I that kind of person? This isn't a phone, and I wasn't taking a photo just now. This is a new magic weapon I've mastered, and I'm going to use it to pay off the knife seller."

Mainly a read reply.

Open your eyes and tell lies.

Guanyin was furious: "Do you think I'm a fool?"

The Jade Emperor looked at the sky and said, "It's a long journey. I wanted to discuss something with Tathagata, but after sensing him, it seems that there is no trace of his presence around. I'll leave now."

After saying this, the Jade Emperor really disappeared on the spot.

Maitreya still remained in the state of not opening the door at this time, pointing at Guanyin and laughing: "Are you dumbfounded? Are you out of control?"