Lord! Give up, my wife is a black and white vest

"...Uncle Wu, let's eat." Lu Ziyan gritted his teeth and walked obediently with a harmless smile on his face.

The little guy discovered something and pointed his little finger at the big bump on Lu Ziyin's head, making a cute sound: "Hmm..."

Lu Xixiao looked over and asked: "What's wrong with the head?"

Lu Ziyin raised his hand to touch the headlight on his head, smiled bitterly, and said a little embarrassedly: "I accidentally bumped into it."

The servant brought a set of bowls and chopsticks.

Lu Ziyin sat down and said, "I'll just have some soup." Then he politely asked Wen Li across from him, "Fifth Uncle, who is this?"

Lu Xixiao said indifferently: "This is Miss Wen."

Lu Ziyin nodded and greeted: "Miss Wen."

Wen Li met Lu Ziyin's gaze but did not respond.

The scene of two adults and one child originally looked quite heartwarming, but suddenly Lu Ziyin squeezed in, creating an inexplicable sense of disharmony.

Lu Ziyin was so absorbed in thinking about his great god that he didn't even notice how redundant he was. He held a bowl of soup that covered half of his face, and the exposed eyes glanced at his fifth uncle's face like a thief searching for treasure.

He thought his action was very covert, but he didn't know that even two-year-old Lu Jingyuan noticed it.

Lu Xixiao: "Is my face appetizing or good for eating?"

A sudden sentence.

Lu Ziyin was so scared that he choked the soup in his mouth back into the bowl.

Lu Xixiao frowned slightly.

Lu Ziyin apologized and wiped his mouth quickly: "Fifth Uncle, you look very good today. Are you feeling better?"

He stood up and servilely picked up a piece of stir-fried meat and put it on the plate in front of Lu Xixiao: "Eat more, it will replenish your body."

Lu Xixiao glanced at him. He usually didn't show his dislike for things, but now his disgust was evident in his eyes. However, he still picked up the piece of meat.

Lu Ziyin stared at the shiny piece of pork.

that look,

Those who didn't know would think that he had poisoned the meat.

Lu Xixiao paused for a moment when he was stared at, but because there were guests around, he pretended not to see it and put the meat into his mouth.

The moment he put it in his mouth, Lu Ziyin asked, "Fifth Uncle, have you ever eaten wild pork?"

Lu Xixiao slowly looked at him, looking at him as if he were a fool.

Lu Ziyin rolled his eyes and lied, "Crucian Fish's father hunted a wild boar in Southeast Asia—a sow." He emphasized the words 'wild' and 'sow'. "I heard it's more nutritious than regular pork."

Lu Xixiao said calmly: "Then what?"

Lu Ziyan didn't notice at all that Lu Xixiao's tone had gradually turned cold. He felt that there was hope, and his big, bright eyes looked at his fifth uncle, as if to say: Master, it's me, I have cat biscuits.

"Uncle Wu, do you want to try it? I'll get you some wild sows, old wild sows."

He hinted wildly.

He didn't notice the look Wen Li was giving him.

Lu Xixiao suppressed his temper and asked, "What do you want to say?"

Seeing that Lu Xixiao didn't seem to understand, Lu Ziyin wondered if his fifth uncle didn't know that he had cat biscuits.

"Then I'll be frank."

He swallowed his saliva. Although he was terrified of his fifth uncle, he still chose to sacrifice his life for the sake of the team.

Wen Li ate while looking over curiously.

Lu Ziyin put his arms on the table, leaning towards Lu Xixiao with his upper body pressed against the table, and then asked Lu Xixiao seriously and sincerely: "Fifth Uncle, are you a wild sow?"

The atmosphere froze for a moment.

Wen Li pressed the corners of his mouth.

Lu Xixiao's face suddenly darkened. Looking at the innocent face in front of him, he forced himself not to slap the man.

He had seen many people talking nonsense, but this was the first time Lu Xixiao had seen someone who didn't speak human language.

He said coldly: "Lu Wu! Throw him out!"

Lu Wu came in, skillfully carried Lu Ziyin and walked out.

After finally mustering up his courage, Lu Ziyin was unwilling to let his efforts go to waste and miss out on his chance to become a great master. Seeing that he was about to be carried away, he anxiously said, "...Uncle Wu, are you really not? I do have cat biscuits, Uncle Wu?"

Something wrong? He knew he had something wrong!

Lu Xixiao: "Take him to the hospital to check his brain!"

"Fifth Uncle...Fifth Uncle..."

Listening to the voice fading away, Lu Xixiao, not knowing what sin he had committed, closed his eyes and tightened the chopsticks in his hand.

Wen Li watched Lu Ziyan leave, then put a vegetable into his mouth as if nothing had happened. He noticed that the little guy was staring at him, so he picked up a shrimp for him and tilted his head slightly to look at him.

The little guy understood her look and nodded, saying that he would keep it a secret, and was secretly happy that he had a secret with Wen Li.

Lu Ziyin was ruthlessly dragged out of the villa. When he walked out, he ran into his father and Lu Qi who were coming over. Lu Ziyin, who was still struggling, immediately calmed down a lot: "Wu, Brother Wu, please let me go."

"What happened?" Lu Xicheng, the second son of the Lu family, came over and pointed at the bump on Lu Ziyin's head and asked, "What's wrong with your head?"

The more he looked at it, the more familiar it seemed. He turned around and saw that it was exactly the same as the one on Lu Qi's head.

Lu Qi pointed back and forth between himself and Lu Ziyin, and said with an embarrassed smile, "We bumped into each other."

Lu Xicheng was annoyed by what he saw. "I'm asking you, why are you here with your fifth uncle? Your fifth uncle just got out of the hospital. If you dare to make your fifth uncle angry, I'll skin you alive."

Lu Ziyin felt guilty: "I, I didn't do anything, Dad."

When Lu Xicheng saw him like this, he knew something was wrong and turned to ask Lu Wu: "What did this kid do?"

Lu Wu: "Fifth Master asked me to take Master Ziyin to the hospital to have his brain checked."

"Don't, don't say that..." Lu Ziyin was about to cover the man's mouth.

"Look at the brain? Concussion? Or did you do something stupid again? Lu Wu, what did he do?" Lu Xicheng frowned.

Lu Wu said with a serious face: "I can't say it."

Can’t say it?

Even Lu Wu, who didn't understand the tricks, couldn't bring himself to say it.

Lu Xicheng's face darkened. He reached out and grabbed Lu Ziyin's neck, dragging him over. He said to Lu Wu, "I command you to speak."

Lu Ziyin shrank his neck: "Dad, Dad, it hurts..."

He clasped his hands together and begged Lu Wu with his eyes not to say anything.

Lu Wu looked at Lu Ziyin without emotion: "He..."

Lu Xicheng said forcefully: "Hurry up and tell me!"

Lu Wu straightened his back, looked straight ahead, and said in a businesslike manner, "He kept asking if Fifth Master was a wild sow."

Lu Ziyin: "Brother Wu, you..."

"What?" Lu Xicheng blinked twice in confusion.

Lu Qi took a deep breath and turned away silently without saying a word.

Master Ziyin! What can I say? You're truly amazing! Even if Fifth Master is truly some great god, what does it matter if you know?

You asked such a question with no emotional intelligence. If Master Wu hadn't just had surgery and couldn't move much, he would have at least broken two of your ribs.

Words,

Young Master Ziyin didn’t give up his “accomplice”, right?

Lu Ziyin, having calmed down, realized that even if his uncle was a great player, even if he admitted it, there was no way he would go to play a game with him. So why was he asking?!

Seeing that Lu Xicheng didn't understand, Lu Wu raised his voice and repeated it in a clear and loud voice: "Master Ziyin keeps asking if Master Wu is a wild sow."

Lu Ziyin retorted excitedly: "I don't have the energy to ask, I just asked once, okay?"

After making sure he had heard correctly, Lu Xicheng stood up in anger and kneed Lu Ziyin on the butt.

"You bastard, are you stupid or did you fall into a ditch? How dare you tease my brother like that? How dare you talk to your fifth uncle like that? You've lost your mind playing games and gone crazy in broad daylight. I'm going to hang you up and beat you today."

"You dare to run, you bastard? I haven't settled the score with you for getting Jing Yuan lost last time, so get out here right now! Lu Ziyin!"

Lu Qi watched the father and son running away, clutching his heart and shaking his head: "Second Master's fighting ability is even stronger than that of a martial artist."

Turning back, he asked, "Is Dr. Lu still here?"

Lu Wu: "Let's go."

Lu Qi: "Let him go? Did Master Wu find out who Dr. Dawn is?"

"No."

"What is Master Wu doing now?"

"Having dinner with Miss Wen."

"what?!"