Going crazy! The melons that the cultivation master exploded are so delicious

Guan Yueli brought another chair and sat down, looking up: "Want to steal treasure?"

Silver needles were inserted into the acupuncture points on the necks and chests of the two thieves.

The short man endured the pain, put on a smile, and said quickly: "It's a misunderstanding, we walked into the wrong room. We didn't know someone was already living here."

Guan Yueli sneered and pointed at the treasure chest in front of them with her toes: "The chest has grown legs."

The tall man was more ferocious. He glared at us with wide eyes and said in a gruff voice, "Let us go now, or you'll be in big trouble!"

"I just like eating fruits. Can you show me?" Guan Yueli said playfully.

The short guy should be smarter and know that there is no benefit in confronting him head-on in the current situation, and he will only suffer losses.

He quickly said, "Don't be angry, beauty. He is not good at speaking and he made you angry."

"I admit that we were momentarily bewildered, but luckily the beauty was very capable and stopped us in time, preventing us from making a big mistake."

"You don't have anything to lose tonight, and we know we were wrong. How about we just pretend nothing happened?"

"After all, you guys are on TV, so you must be big stars. We're just ordinary people. If this gets out of hand, it won't do you any good, right?"

The short man's eyes rolled around. These words not only flattered the other party, but also minimized his own faults and reminded the other party of his identity.

In this way, the other party will not lose any property and will probably not care too much.

"Oh? Ordinary people?"

Guan Yueli stood up, picked up the still burning incense on the ground, and sniffed it: "This incense is not something that ordinary people can come up with."

The short man paused and laughed: "What kind of incense smoke? It's just ordinary sandalwood, hehe."

"Rosemary, Datura, Mexican sage, magic mushrooms, huh? Your sandalwood is made from all these plants that have psychedelic effects?"

Guan Yueli shook the cigarette in her hand and said nonchalantly.

Hearing that Guan Yueli had accurately identified the composition of the smoke in just a few minutes, the short man finally changed color: "Who are you?"

"It's your ancestor!"

After saying that, Guan Yueli took a step forward and used the silver needles to prick the acupuncture points of the two robbers again.

"Ah~" The two couldn't bear such pain and cried out loudly.

"I'll give you one last chance. I don't have much patience. Otherwise, you won't be able to speak even if you want to."

Guan Yueli put away her smile. She looked fierce. The wind outside the window blew her hair. The shadows of the trees by the window fell on her. Her figure was half bright and half dim. She held a silver needle in her hand, and the tip of the needle flashed coldly in the moonlight.

At this moment, she was like a ghostly goblin, judging the evil deeds in the world.

Guan Yueli walked closer and closer, and the "dong, dong, dong" footsteps seemed to be stepping on their hearts. As Guan Yueli got closer, their hearts felt like they were about to explode.

"Ahhhh—I said, I said! Don't come over here! I said!"

The tall man was breathing heavily, his body trembling, and he kept repeating, "I said, don't come over here, I'll tell you everything."

"We accidentally watched the live broadcast today and saw that you had obtained a box of treasure. We became greedy, so we two brothers are waiting for you at Anzhen Pier."

The short man continued, "We're lucky you've returned to An Town today, so we wanted to knock you out and steal your treasure."

Guan Yueli remained silent.

"Where did you get this incense?" she continued to ask.

The short man's eyes slightly avoided, and he said, "This incense is something we bought casually outside before. I really don't know it. It's just an ordinary sleeping incense, not some kind of aphrodisiac!"

Guan Yueli was not polite and inserted a silver needle into him again.

"Ah——" the short man screamed.

Seeing that the other party had no intention of settling the matter peacefully, the tall man could no longer hold back and started cursing, "You bastard, don't be so shameless! Let us go, or you won't be able to leave Anzhen."

Before Guan Yueli could move, Shen Weixun, who was sitting on a chair, rushed over and kicked the man hard in the stomach. The man flew backwards and hit his back on the window frame, and the glass shattered all over the floor.

"Burglary, theft, and assault. I've already called the police. Wait until they arrive and see how many years you'll be sentenced to."

Shen Weixun's voice was cold, and he stared at the tall man who spoke rudely with a fierce look.

The tall man was kicked quite hard, and his back was burning with pain. After hearing what Shen Weixun said, he was not afraid, but instead had a mocking smile on his face.

"Okay, when the police come, I'll see whether they arrest you or me, bah-" After saying that, the tall man spat.

Shen Weixun ignored them and said to Guan Yueli, "The other rooms were also filled with smoke. Song Xi and Tang Manwen may be unconscious."

Guan Yueli nodded: "You watch them, I'll go and detoxify them."

After saying that, Guan Yueli left quickly.

She first entered Tang Manwen's room. There was a burning incense by the door, which Guan Yueli extinguished with her foot.

She walked to the bedside and saw Tang Manwen sleeping soundly.

She looked at Tang Manwen's face and found it was normal, nothing serious. She then took out a silver needle and gently pricked a few acupuncture points.

With a "嘤~" sound, Tang Manwen slowly woke up. She noticed a figure standing beside the bed. Her body reacted before her brain, and her fist was already swung out.

Guan Yueli turned her head to avoid it and held her fist: "It's me."

Tang Manwen finally came to her senses: "Guan Yueli? What are you doing in my room?"

"There's a thief, you've been drugged." After saying that, Guan Yueli left and walked into Song Xi's room.

Guan Yueli followed the same method and detoxified Song Xi, and then they all met in Guan Yueli's room.

Song Xi and Tang Manwen were both very shocked when they saw the two thieves. They didn't expect that they were being targeted by thieves.

Tang Manwen circled around the two thieves and said angrily, "I'm so pissed! I actually fell into a trap and got knocked unconscious by that cheap incense you used!"

The short man sneered, his obscene eyes lingering on Tang Manwen and Guan Yueli: "Humph, what's the big deal about knocking you out? Since you don't know what's good for you, you will regret your actions!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the sound of sirens from afar came closer, breaking the tranquility of the night.

Several policemen rushed over and frowned when they saw the mess in the house and broken glass all over the floor.

Then they heard a hoarse voice greeting them: "Hey, Xiaolu, you're on duty tonight. Thank you for your hard work! They're beating people up. Take them back quickly."

Policeman Xiaolu took a look and saw that the two people by the window were brothers Zhang Shan and Zhang Hai.

The police's attitude became subtle.

Xiaolu looked at Shen Weixun, his words revealing a hint of perfunctory and fierceness: "You called the police to report a burglary? Have you figured it out? Let me tell you, making a false report is illegal!"