From the beginning of civilization

That’s not right. The first priority now is to escape from here.

Kitahara Iori ran towards a place he thought was safe, like a strange creature.

That place was right behind a big rock next to Fan.

Kazuma, who had just changed his clothes, came out from behind with his pants held up.

After coming out, I saw a strange creature with a distorted face, and white air was constantly coming out of the corners of his mouth.

He ran towards him in a twisted manner.

Kazuma: “(???;)… What the hell is this? Did it come out of some lab?”

Frightened, Kazuma waved his hands and shouted, "Don't come over here!"

Because of fear, he subconsciously used his stealing skills against the target in front of him.

There is only one place on Kitahara Iori's body that can be stolen.

The consequences are predictable.

Kitahara Iori felt a sudden chill in his lower body.

At the same time, the boy opposite him had his underwear in his hand.

At this time, a crow flew across the sky with six black spots on it.

Kitahara Iori immediately turned into an inward-facing position, covering her lower body with both hands. She moved upwards little by little, yelling, "Give me back my (beep~)!"

Kazuma was stunned when he saw the object with a special smell in his hand.

The stimulation of the smell above, coupled with the loud roar from the opposite side, calmed him down and found that there was a person on the other side.

This was the first time he had seen it in his life.

The last time he saw this contorted expression.

I saw it in a file called Card King in the group file.

I didn't expect that there are people who can do this.

It's really a knife in the ass and an eye-opener.

Kazuma immediately threw his pants back.

But the next moment, Kazuma felt a thunderclap strike behind him, and two lines of tears silently flowed from his eyes. He fell to his knees in despair.

OTZ……

Kazuma felt that his dignity as a man was challenged.

As for the other side, March 7 kept his head down, looking at his toes, kicking the pebbles on the ground again and again.

Then he raised his head slightly, glanced at Fan, and then lowered his head again.

Thinking of what had just happened, San Yueqi's mouth kept opening and closing, and two red clouds appeared on her pretty face again.

Fan didn't notice the changes in the people around him at all.

Now his eyes have turned into symbols of money.

“(￥.￥) Money, how much money.”

"One Devourer can earn you 12. If you're quick and nimble, you can make even more than that. This time, three of them appeared."

He snapped his fingers again.

"I can probably make 50 yuan. It's awesome. It's really awesome."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

As the saying goes, who would complain about having too much money?

Near the big rock.

After getting the equipment, Kitahara Iori immediately changed into the new equipment and got his lost pants back.

Holding a small branch that appeared out of nowhere, he poked Kazuma, who was kneeling on the ground.

"Hey, are you okay? Do you want me to call an ambulance?"

Why is Kitahara Iori here?

Why not go find Fan? And there's March 7th.

Kitahara Iori still has self-awareness and admits that he is a pervert, but not a fool. In fact, he is not a pervert. It's all because of the senior in the diving club who led him astray.

"That's right, it's all the fault of those seniors. I definitely didn't want to be like this."

Go find the person who keeps shooting black lasers. What if he accidentally shoots one at him?

He's trying to flirt with the girl next to him. With the way he's dressed, what's the difference between this and going to the toilet with a lantern to look for shit?

This guy is still safe. I gave him such a big gift as soon as we met. He looks silly and should be easier to fool than Gengping and the others.

Kazuma had a stiff face and slowly turned his neck.

He took a look at Kitahara Iori's lower body, "It's bulging." Then he looked at his own lower body.

Not yet, the other half.

"Puff!" A mouthful of old blood spurted out, splashing all over Kitahara Iori, and then he fell to the ground like a salted fish, with two lines of tears flowing down like noodles.

Kitahara Iori hugged Kazuma on the ground and shouted tragically, "Brother, what's wrong? Don't die, I'll call an ambulance for you."

Kazuma trembled, reached out his hand, and grabbed Kitahara Iori: "Ahem... brother... I don't have much time left... Please, after I die, burn something beautiful in front of my grave, otherwise I will die with regrets."

Kitahara Iori turned his head and punched him on the nose. Then his nose felt sore and he squeezed out two tears, then he grabbed Kazuma's hand with his backhand.

"No problem. I'll burn it for you. May I ask, brother, do you have any inheritance for me?"

"I don't want more, just give me one or two hundred thousand. That's enough for me to live my whole life."

"If that doesn't work, you can tell me your bank card password."

Kazuma, who was pretending, suddenly froze in expression.

With strange eyes, he looked at the land immortal, Kitahara Iori, and thought,

"Okay, I'm not even dead yet, and you're already eyeing my inheritance. I don't have any inheritance, but I do have a widow named 'Goddess of Wisdom?' Aqua, how about I give it to you?"

Kazuma stared at the person in front of him for a moment, and immediately changed his mind: "Forget it, let's not let Aqua harm other people, or other worlds."

Just then, many flashes of light were heard nearby.

Among them, Aqua was carrying a video camera and recording.

=????( ?皿???????)卧━=????(??? ????)━擦!!!!

Kazuma immediately jumped up and pointed at the person in front of him, his fingers trembling and his eyes shaking as he spoke tremblingly.

"You...you...when did you come?"

Bai Ling covered her heart with her hands, stretched out her hands tremblingly, and looked like a dying person.

"Ahem...Brother, I don't have much time left. Please burn some beautiful things in front of my grave after I die..."

Kazuma (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ “Hasn’t this been here from the beginning? Why don’t you come out?”

Kazuma was even sure that before he knelt down, the group of people were hiding nearby.

Kiana's lips curled up to the sides. She shrugged and spread her hands helplessly. "It's not our fault. Aqua just told us not to disturb Kazuma's love story."

"And we haven't been hiding since just now. We've been standing here openly."

"Just now, Bailing mentioned that this is a historic moment and needs to be recorded. It seems that I forgot to turn off the flash when taking the photo."

Kiana clasped her hands together and said apologetically, "Sorry, next time, we will definitely remember to turn off the flash."

The corners of Kazuma's mouth kept twitching, and an awkward smile appeared on his face.

At the same time, I thought to myself, "Next time! You guys still want a next time? Just wait for me, I'll remember this grudge, and I'll get my revenge sooner or later."

But I'll collect some interest first, then he pounced on Aqua.

He snatched the video recorder from her hand.