Come on, Jiaojiao, I'm sick too.

Wen Yuqing was laughing so hard that she couldn't even straighten her back. She didn't notice the man's gloomy face at all. This was probably the biggest Waterloo he had ever suffered in his life. He had been full of confidence, but now he was like an eggplant hit by frost, wilting...

"Is it really that funny...?" She had been squatting on the ground laughing for two minutes. Didn't he have any dignity?!

"Goose, goose, goose~ It's so funny... goose~"

Lu Xuzhi had no choice but to dump the celery leaves in the basket into the trash can. Then he looked at the celery stalks he had picked clean, which seemed to be mocking him...

Never mind, he'll do something else, he'll definitely not make a mistake this time...

He turned around and pulled up the person who was squatting on the ground with a goose-like smile, then looked at him seriously, "Do something else. This time, you are not allowed to leave. Supervise me..."

"Good~burp~" She even burped because of laughing.

Then she handed over the two big, juicy onions and said, "Let's cut the onions~"

hehehe~

She carefully peeled off the onion's skin, placed it on the chopping board, and then used a knife to show Lu Xuzhi a few times, "Let's do this: cut the onion in half, then cut it into thin strips. You can also cut it into larger pieces, and then cut it into smaller cubes. Both methods are fine. It depends on how you like to cut it. Do you understand? Let's get started~"

"Why don't you cut it?" What's the point of gesturing with a knife?

"What? You don't understand it?" No way? No way?

"........"

"Tsk~"

He picked up the kitchen knife and looked at the girl who was becoming increasingly excited with suspicion. Why did he feel that she really wanted him to cut her?

"Okay." He put the knife above the onion, and then he saw the girl slowly hiding behind him out of the corner of his eye...?

Does this onion bite?

"Come here and see if this is the right way to cut it~"

"No need to look, I believe you, you must be right." At this time, Wen Yuqing had already hidden herself tightly behind him.

Haha, she was really trying to trick him. He had even hidden behind him and didn't dare to show his head. But since she wanted to play a trick on him, he had to cooperate with her reluctantly. He was really curious about what kind of surprises this onion had waiting for him.

The first cut, nothing happened!

But by the time he had cut half an onion, he could no longer open his eyes. Ouch! This onion was so irritating!

He quickly put down the knife in his hand, turned around and closed his eyes tightly, and actually blinked out a few tears.

"Hahaha, you've been fooled~" Wen Yuqing laughed gloatingly, "Xiao Juice! Now you know how powerful onions are~"

At this time, Lu Xuzhi's eyes were as red as a little rabbit, with a few tears hanging in his eye sockets. He felt angry and amused. It turned out that someone was waiting for him here. Fortunately, he was the one who cut this, otherwise someone would be crying because of the spiciness.

"Okay, now that you're done playing, put away the remaining onions. We don't have to eat them." It was so spicy that even peppers were not as spicy as it, and he said he never wanted to see this thing again.

"No way, humans have a way to tame this onion, okay~"

"So you're deliberately teasing me?" At this point, he had calmed down from the intense urge, his eyes looking deeply down at the girl on his chest.

"........Don't talk nonsense, I just forgot~" Luelulu, I don't admit that you can do anything to me, it's your fault that you are stupid and have no common sense at all.

"........" Are all girls as arrogant and self-righteous as her? She is so shameless. Helplessly, he pinched the girl's smooth face to see how thick her face is! ?

"Well, what are you doing?" Wen Yuqing stretched out her hand to knock his hand away. Why was he pinching her face for no reason? Was he so insolent that he wanted to hit her?

"Look at how thick-skinned you are!"

“!!!” You are so shameless!

"Let me go!" He pinched one side of my face and I couldn't speak clearly.

Lu Xuzhi felt the tender touch on her fingers and suddenly didn't want to let go. Her little face was quite good to pinch, chubby, and she was like a little kitten with its fur standing on end, cute and fierce~

Oh, no wonder Ye Shuling likes her... He also likes...

This elastic little face...

At this time, Wen Yuqing stared at him with her eyes wide open. Was he sick? He actually grabbed her face and pinched it again and again!

"Lu Xuzhi!!!!!" Let go of your dirty hands! She was so angry! Her face hurt!

"Hmm? Are you angry?" Lu Xuzhi felt that she was really getting angry and quickly let go of her little face. At this time, she actually had two red marks on her face from being pinched by him...

He was startled, "I'm sorry..."

"Hmph, I told you to let go, don't you know how strong your grip is?" Wen Yuqing, finally freed, quickly reached out and rubbed her face, which had been pinched. Ugh, Ye Shuling had only pinched her face lightly, but he had used such force, so roughly! Ugh, she suddenly felt so wronged...

"Does it hurt? I'm sorry, I'll get you some ice. It'll be gone soon." He immediately went to the freezer to find some ice. He hadn't expected to hurt the little girl by pinching her. He hadn't meant to do it. He would definitely be gentler next time...

"I don't want to apply it. This is evidence that you are bullying me. I will complain to Aunt Zhang later!" Humph, this petty-minded man, she just played a trick on him, but he pinched her face so hard. Fortunately, her face was original, otherwise it would have been deformed by him!

"No, just apply it for a while, otherwise it will hurt. If you want to complain, you don't have to leave this mark, Aunt Zhang will believe you. After you finish applying it, I will let you do whatever you want." Lu Xuzhi said seriously.

He quickly found the ice, took out a new towel to wrap the ice, and personally helped her apply the ice.

"Hmph~" She just applied it, and later she asked him to continue chopping the onions. She originally wanted to teach him a little trick for chopping onions, but now there was no need!

"Then go finish chopping the rest of the onions!"

"......Okay." It seems that he will have a hard time with onions today. He swears that he never wants to see such a hateful plant as onions again in Lu's house!

After he finished chopping the onions, Wen Yuqing, as if to take revenge on him, found some strange ingredients for him to deal with. The worst thing was that she asked the servants to bring a whole basin of crayfish and asked him to clean them one by one. Aunt Zhang had no objection to this and even encouraged him to finish cleaning them before dinner!

Good, good, today he not only learned how to cut onions, peel garlic by hand, and process sea urchins, but also learned how to brush a whole basin of crayfish!

He couldn't understand. Could the Lu family not afford lobsters? Why buy so many small lobsters? It made his back ache, and he swore never to offend Wen Yuqing again.

What Yi Huai said before was all nonsense. Now this is the real consequence of offending her!