After my stepmother was shot, I took my brothers to the countryside
Chapter 57 Online Watermelon Eaters
"Never mind him, let's be careful, we should be able to get through."
Er Laizi was also a little scared. He wondered what this woman was thinking by sticking so many bamboo tips on the wall. He swallowed and said to Tiesheng.
"Tiesheng, squat down. I'll climb up first. Once I'm there, I'll pull you up."
Erlaizi asked Tiesheng to squat down. He stepped carefully on Tiesheng's shoulders. Tiesheng squatted below and felt that Erlaizi's weight was all on him.
Er Laizi supported himself on the wall with his hands, pushed himself up with his feet and finally climbed over the wall.
He landed steadily on the tip of the bamboo. His hands and buttocks were pricked by the sharp tip and it hurt, but he didn't dare to let go for fear of falling down, nor did he dare to scream for fear of being discovered.
Er Laizi paused for a moment before cursing softly, "What bad luck! So many bamboo shoots!"
"Er Laizi, are you okay?" Tie Sheng whispered from below.
Er Laizi shook his hands and said, "It's okay. Come on, hand me the knife first, and I'll pull you up."
Tiesheng quickly handed the two knives to Erlaizi. Erlaizi took them and threw them into the yard along the wall, then turned around and pulled Tiesheng.
"Hurry! Give me your hand and I'll pull you up!"
Tiesheng was delighted when he heard this, and without thinking much, he quickly reached out his hand. Erlaizi pulled his hand from above, and Tiesheng began to climb up with all his strength.
However, Tiesheng was much heavier than Erlaizi, and he could not squat steadily on the wall covered with bamboo spikes. Erlaizi felt his hand sink and almost fell short of holding Tiesheng's hand.
He panicked, lost his balance, and nearly fell off the wall. Fortunately, he reacted quickly and managed to steady himself in time.
"Er Laizi, what's wrong with you? Pull me up!" Tie Sheng urged from below.
"Tie Sheng, keep your voice down, don't get discovered." Er Laizi reminded in a low voice.
Tie Sheng didn't care about that, he just knew he had to climb up quickly.
He pulled Erlaizi's hand and struggled hard. Erlaizi felt his hand lighten and Tiesheng had already climbed to the top of the wall.
At that moment, Tiesheng's buttocks landed hard on the bamboo shoots on the wall, and he howled in pain, as if he had been stung by a giant wasp.
He struggled to stand up, but found that his butt had been pricked by the bamboo tips like a hornet's nest, and he had no strength at all.
When Er Laizi heard Tie Sheng's screams, his heart tightened and he turned around to check. When he saw Tie Sheng's horrible butt, he couldn't help but burst out laughing.
It didn't matter that he smiled, but he forgot that he was still on the wall. His body tilted and he fell off the wall.
"Ouch!" Er Laizi fell to the ground, groaning in pain. He rubbed his arms and legs, and looked up, only to see Tiesheng still hanging on the wall.
"Tie Sheng! Why the hell don't you get down here quickly?" Er Laizi shouted while trying to hold back the pain.
Tie Sheng grimaced in pain: "Damn! This bamboo tip is too sharp! I feel like my butt is going to be pierced through!"
Er Laizi couldn't help but laugh when he heard this, "Okay, come down quickly!"
After hearing what Erlaizi said, Tiesheng quickly jumped down.
"Ouch! It hurts so much!" Erlaizi and Tiesheng screamed at the same time and rolled on the ground in pain.
"Are you blind? Can't you see me down there?" Er Laizi cursed.
Tiesheng grimaced in pain, but he knew that now was not the time to lash out. It was too dark and he couldn't see Erlaizi's position clearly. He could only endure the pain and curse under his breath.
"Who the hell came up with this idea? Sticking bamboo shoots all over the wall? That's so wicked!"
"Okay, okay, stop complaining and get up quickly to find a knife!" Er Laizi urged.
The people in the cowshed hurried out after hearing the noise. Seeing that the two of them made such a big noise and Shen Nian didn't shout loudly, Gu Zhongdang guessed that she had her own ideas.
Let everyone squat outside the gate of Shen Nian's house and wait until the time is almost right before rushing in.
Shen Nian looked at the two people behind the firewood pile in a state of disarray. Were they really here to thieve? They were so arrogant.
Erlaizi and Tiesheng took the knife in their hands, and the coldness in their hands made them regain some consciousness. They looked at each other and saw the embarrassment and unwillingness in each other's eyes.
"Damn it, this bitch is so vicious!" Er Laizi said gritting his teeth.
The two men grinned and held knives, walking towards the house cautiously.
At this moment, Shen Nian suddenly appeared behind them, holding an electric baton in her hand. She sneered and suddenly smashed it towards Tie Sheng, who was walking behind her, and then flashed back into the space.
"Ah!" Tiesheng was caught off guard and was hit hard on the buttocks by the electric baton. He screamed in pain and fell to the ground.
Er Laizi was startled when he heard Tie Sheng's screams and turned around: "What are you doing! Get up!"
Tie Sheng looked back again and again, but there was nothing behind him: "Someone just hit me with a stick from behind!"
"Don't scare yourself! Who is coming from behind? Get up quickly and walk in front!" Er Laizi helped Tiesheng up.
After Tiesheng was helped up by Erlaizi, he was still a little dizzy and the pain in his butt made him stagger.
He rubbed his eyes and tried hard to see his surroundings clearly, but the night was too dark and he could only vaguely make out the outline of the house in front of him.
"Brother! There's someone outside!"
In the room, Shen Nian'an and Shen Nianle hugged each other, holding whistles and gongs and drums in their hands.
"Shh! Xiaole, don't be afraid, don't talk! Let's listen to your sister!" Shen Nian'an thought Shen Nianle was scared, so she patted his back gently to comfort him.
"Er Laizi, why do I feel so uneasy?" Tie Sheng muttered in a low voice.
"Stop talking nonsense and let's go!" Er Laizi urged. He was a little scared now, but he thought that since he had come here, he couldn't go back empty-handed.
The two men gritted their teeth and continued to approach the house, their movements becoming more cautious, fearing any further accidents.
At this moment, Shen Nian suddenly appeared from the darkness again. Er Laizi and the other man were shocked when they saw Shen Nian in front of them.
"Shen Zhiqing? You haven't slept yet?"
Er Laizi asked with a stiff upper lip, secretly wondering why this woman was still awake so late.
Shen Nian sneered, looking at their embarrassed appearance, and said sarcastically: "Why? You two grown men broke into my house late at night, and you expect me to sleep like a pig?"
Tiesheng rubbed his butt which was hurt by the electric baton and said with a grin.
"Shen Zhiqing, you misunderstood. We just wanted to see if you needed any help."
"Help?" Shen Nian looked at the two of them and said sarcastically.
Seeing that Shen Nian wasn't buying it, Er Laizi quickly changed his expression and walked forward with a grin. Seeing him coming forward, Tie Sheng thought he was going to attack, so he quickly followed suit.
"Shen Zhiqing, you're so beautiful, it's inevitable that you'd feel lonely at night..."
Shen Nian raised the two bottles of pepper spray in his hands and sprayed them hard at Tie Sheng and Er Laizi.
"Ah——!" The two were caught off guard and were sprayed with pepper spray.
"You stinky bitch! Don't be so shameless!"
Erlaizi and Tiesheng's eyes suddenly felt burning with pain, and tears flowed uncontrollably.
"Who? Who is there?" Er Laizi waved the knife in his hand, trying to see Shen Nian's position clearly, but everything in front of him was blurry and he couldn't see anything clearly.
Tie Sheng was in the same situation, he covered his eyes and groaned in pain. The two of them were like two headless flies, running around in all directions.
Unable to see, they mistakenly thought the other party was Shen Nian, who was attacking them.
Then, Tie Sheng swung his knife at Er Laizi: "You bitch! Are you looking for death?"
"Tie Sheng, what the hell are you doing! Are you crazy?" Er Laizi shouted while dodging.
But Tiesheng had completely lost his mind due to the spicy pepper spray. He kept waving the knife in his hand and chasing after Erlizi who made the noise.
Er Laizi was also furious when he saw this. He groped for Tie Sheng's position and slashed at him with his knife: "I told you not to chop me!"
The two men wrestled in the darkness, throwing punches and kicks at each other, cursing and exposing each other's shortcomings as they fought.
"Tie Sheng, was it me who helped you deal with it last time when you were caught stealing chickens?" Er Laizi punched Tie Sheng in the stomach and said angrily.
"How dare you say that! Last time when we divided the money, you took two hundred extra dollars, and I haven't even settled the score with you yet!"
Tiesheng kicked Erlaizi on the leg, causing him to grimace in pain.
……
"Last time you peeped at Wu Ping's wife from the next village taking a bath and got chased and beaten by Wu Ping, who helped you?"
"You fucking hooked up with Xiufen behind my back! You knew I had a crush on her!"
Tie Sheng got even angrier when he talked about this! He had even told Er Laizi about his crush on Xiu Fen! The more he thought about it, the angrier he got. Unable to contain his anger, Tie Sheng was even more ruthless!
"Your father even climbed onto my mother's kang! What's wrong with me playing with Xiufen?"
Er Laizi was also unconvinced. If he hadn't come back suddenly one day, he wouldn't have noticed that Tiesheng's father had actually climbed onto his widow mother's kang!
Is there such a big melon?
Shen Nian stood aside, watching the two men killing each other coldly.
She had no sympathy or pity in her heart, only disgust and anger towards the two thieves.
If she had not been prepared in advance, she would be in a passive position now, and would not have been able to subdue the two men so easily and watch a good show.
Shen Nian decided to eat some melon first, and then call for help after they were exhausted from fighting.
The people waiting in the cowshed outside the yard heard the noise inside and thought the fight was almost over, so they rushed in!
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