Rebirth: I am the boss uncle

Ye Youxuan slowly came to the swing under the tree, sat on it, and swayed gently, humming an unknown tune. It can be seen that he was in a good mood.

It was around 11 o'clock. In the countryside, almost everyone was asleep around 11 o'clock. The wooden house at the edge was the best time to take action. Although they also wanted to wait until two or three o'clock, they were too sleepy to get up!

After a few days of observation, they discovered that the villagers all went to bed early, almost all of them around 10 o'clock. There were even fewer people around 11 or 12 o'clock. They could attack the house at the edge, and there were only two people there. They could subdue them in a few moves without disturbing anyone else. So, they could come at 11 or 12 o'clock, why wait until 2 or 3 o'clock? What a hassle!

Several people carefully climbed over the wall and walked stealthily towards the bedroom, but they did not notice the person on the swing under the tree.

In order not to wake up the people sleeping in the house, they walked very lightly, but the lighter they walked, the slower they were.

No one dared to speak. Lian Cheng moved forward cautiously. When he was about to reach the door, he heard a soft yawn behind him.

"Ah~"

Although the yawn was very light, everyone heard it. The person walking in front stopped walking in anger and whispered to the back:

"Who is it? Keep your voice down, or we'll wake them up and make it harder for us to catch them... Didn't I tell you all yesterday when we got home to get some rest and not make any mistakes during the mission? What are you doing?"

"not me!"

"not me!"

"It's not me either!"

"I slept well yesterday, and it wasn't me!"

"I...I...didn't hit him" (stuttering)

The younger brothers behind him all said it was not them, which made the boss in the front feel that they were deceiving him.

"Fuck, it's none of them. Could it be me?"

At this moment, a very soft voice was heard, but they could tell it was not from one of them, because the voice was so nice, not as hoarse and unpleasant as theirs.

"Sorry, it's me! It's time for me to go to bed...ah~ I'm really a little sleepy!"

Okay, now it's confirmed! It really wasn't one of them, but this confirmation made everyone here freeze in their tracks.

"You...are you a human or a ghost? Don't...don't hide in the dark. If you have the guts, you...you, you come out!" (Not stuttering, just scared)

Ye Youxuan sat on the swing, swaying gently. From the initial excitement to the current indifference, who could understand? He had dressed himself up neatly, thinking he could relax, but he didn't expect these useless people to show up...

Stupid and dumb, a waste of his mood!

"Uncles, it's wrong to break into someone's house late at night. At least knock on the door and greet the owner before entering. Only come in if the owner agrees. Otherwise, it's so rude!"

Ye Youxuan said lazily, slowly got up from the swing, and then slowly walked out from under the shade of the tree.

It was also dark outside the shade, but there was some moonlight, unlike under the big tree where you couldn't see anything...

Besides, the people who came to intercept him were all shocked the moment Ye You came out from under the tree.

This kid... is a bit too brave!

Sitting here and swinging on the swing late at night!

Is he possessed by a ghost?

No, no, where did this idea go?

The eldest brother shook his head, and then walked quickly towards Ye Youxuan with a few brothers.

only......

"Ah! Why is there a small staircase here? I sprained my ankle."

"Fuck, don't move towards me, you're stepping on my foot!"

"Hey, hey, keep in formation, what are you doing!?"

The scene was a bit chaotic for a while. The wooden hairpin in Ye Youxuan's hand stopped spinning. He looked at the hairpin in his hand hesitantly, then looked up at the five people who were only a few steps away from him but were in a mess. Without much hesitation, he put the hairpin back into his hair.

Really, what a waste of his expression!

"Didn't the person who hired you tell you that I beat him or his son so badly that he was hospitalized?"

As soon as these words came out, there was silence.

Then Ye Youxuan heard a small voice again...

"Did he? Did the employer tell me? Did I forget?"

"I don't know. I forgot. I just remember him telling us to kidnap a beautiful little boy with long hair. He gave us this address. As for the rest... I forgot..."

"I think he mentioned that! He said he's a martial artist, so he found five of us. There's strength in numbers!"

"Yeah, I remember that happening too~"

"Boss, what should we do now? He seems very powerful. He's already waiting for us outside before we even get here. His keen insight is amazing!!!"

Snapped!

"You want to die? You'll boost others' morale but destroy your own prestige! How will you know if you don't try?"

"But we only promised him to kidnap this person, not to fight him. That would be a big waste. Besides, who would be held responsible if he got hurt?"

Snapped!

"Boss, why are you hitting me again?"

What a crisp slap! Ye Youxuan woke up quite a bit from his dozing. Looking at the five people still struggling, he slowly passed by them, raised his hand and waved, as if to say hello and goodbye to them.

"How about you go back and decide whether to line up and get spanked one by one, or all at once? Let me make it clear, if you line up and get spanked, the force will be about the same. If you all come together, I can't guarantee who will get the lighter or heavier blow! I'm going to go back and get some sleep, or you can come back tomorrow night... or return your money to your employer and behave yourself. You're not cut out for this line of work... After all, I understand the principle of 'overreaching wisdom leads to harm'!"

After hearing what Ye Youxuan said, several people fell into deep thought. Then the person standing in the front, who should be their boss, nodded solemnly. If Ye Youxuan could not see clearly in the dark, they really could not see it.

"My friend, you're right. I thought so too. After all, we've been working here for almost six months and haven't secured a single order. Not only that, but we've also lost a lot of money buying everything: ropes, gloves, masks, tape... We've bought so much, but... it's hard to make money. It's best to just quit! Hey kid, you don't have to hit us anymore. Go back and rest. We're leaving and returning the money to that guy. By the way, friend, should I tell you that guy's information?"

Ye Youxuan, standing on the steps, took a deep breath, shook his head silently, and realized that these people probably couldn't see it, so he sighed helplessly.

"No need. As soon as I saw you, I knew who hired you. Go back quickly. It's not safe on the road in the dark. Be careful not to fall!"

"You are such a good person, my friend. We will leave first. Oh~ Can we go out through the main door? Please close the door, thank you..."

"You're welcome. Take care. You can come anytime you want in the future!"

"Okay, it's settled. I'll come play with you in a couple of days!"

"it is good!"

Liu Weicheng, Zhou Jinyan and the other two brothers hurried back and saw such a heartwarming scene.

Ye Youxuan stood outside the door to see them off. He was actually a little reluctant to let them go and even invited them to come and play in a few days!

Who are these people?

Isn't he from their village?

When did you come?

How come they don’t know?

Never seen it!!!

After they disappeared into the darkness, Ye Youxuan turned around and prepared to go back to rest.

Liu Weicheng and the others following behind him were a little confused.

"Xiaoxuan, who are those people? Are they your friends?"

"Not a friend! He's a kidnapper. He's here to kidnap me."

“Kidnappers!!!”

The four were surprised. Then... then... why did they leave?

Not tied anymore?

why?

And why did you get along with them and even agree to come over and play in a few days???

The kidnappers no longer wanted to take hostages and left on their own initiative.

Then the hostage and the kidnapper became friends and agreed to come and play together next time.

What the hell is this outrageous plot?