Survival in a wooden house, the bosses’ life of pampering their wives!

[MapleStory Day 23]

"This woman can really sleep. It's annoying enough for me to work the night shift every day. I have to be slept with by others every day. Why do I have to work overtime?" An extremely resentful voice came.

Lu Xiaoli slowly opened his eyes and looked for the source of the sound!

"Hey, hey, this lazy pig is finally awake. I can finally rest!"

Lu Xiaoli yawned: "It turns out that the bed is talking!"

I stretched and went to the bathroom to use the toilet!

"Oh my, this pee is obviously from a girl. So, how long did you hold it in? Are you going to release it? It's not going to end, is it?"

The toilet was mumbling beside him, which made Lu Xiaoli feel embarrassed.

She always felt as if the sight of the toilet penetrated the barrier, making her feel uncomfortable when using the toilet.

I quickly took care of my physiological needs, got up, washed my hands, picked up my toothbrush and started brushing my teeth.

The toothbrush started singing without restraint again!

"Wash, swish, swish, swish, oh oh, wash, swish, swish, swish, Trojan horse, wash out all the food you eat, spit out all the drink you drink,

Every time I finish brushing, I want to fall in love, but every time I break up......"

Lu Xiaoli: "...........Six"

As soon as my left foot stepped out of the bathroom, the toilet started yelling, "Don't go, don't go, you haven't flushed the toilet yet! Ugh... urine that smells like alcohol..."

Lu Xiaoli's heart tightened, and she quickly returned to flush the toilet, retorting as she walked: "You're really good at pretending. Why are you vomiting? If someone didn't know, they would think I did something to you, humph!"

Glancing at the clock on the wall, Lu Xiaoli was surprised to find that he had slept until noon.

The other members of the family have gone out to work, leaving Lu Xiaoli alone at home.

After a simple meal, he came to the pavilion in the yard and prepared to open the boxes that had been waiting for a long time.

With a wave of his hand, a pile of boxes instantly filled the pavilion. In an instant, various sounds came one after another:

"Open me, open me, I have melons"

"Open me, open me, I have Mumu and Tietie"

"Hahaha, I have an alpaca!"

"Hit me, I have a dragon, really!"

"The toad has been croaking for a long time, please let me go, please!"

"I have a baby...baby...baby...baby...baby..."

.................

There were all kinds of noises, some about danger, some about material resources, some that were not clearly expressed, and one that was swearing!

Open the one that curses first, I want to see what it's so crazy about!

"Ding—Open the iron box to get Alpaca x1"

Lu Xiaoli: "Oh my god, what a jackass! I thought he was cursing!"

Then, he opened the box that claimed to contain a dragon.

She was looking forward to getting a dragon, pterosaur or at least a dragon as a pet. However, reality gave her a birdcage as a "surprise".

"Ding—Open the iron box to get a birdcage x1"

Lu Xiaoli rolled his eyes: "Damn it, a birdcage is considered a dragon? Ha, what a waste of joy!"

Unwilling to give up, Lu Xiaoli reached out and picked up the box containing the doll.

As the lid of the box opens - "Get Russian Dolls x2".

He shook his head helplessly: "I knew that this ambiguous box would not contain any good stuff!"

I didn't have any expectations this time, so I just opened them all at once, leaving only a few dangerous boxes.

Looking at the pile of things, he put them all into the space, moved a few boxes outside the yard gate, and took out a small stick to open them quickly!

Two scorpions slowly crawled out: "Hey, hey, I'll bite you to death!"

With a "bang", the scorpion pawn, Double Kill

I continued to open the next box. As soon as I lifted the lid, I heard the toad's voice:

"Oh! Beautiful princess, please give me a kiss! I will become a prince!"

But it was also greeted by a crisp "bang" sound, Triple Kill

As one box after another was opened, the sound of "bang" continued to be heard.

"Quadra Kill," "Penta Kill"... Unstoppable finally ended this box-opening feast with a perfect pentakill. "Humph, you can't hurt me!"

"Host, there's news from the plane, hurry up and make some money!"