Survival in a wooden house, the bosses’ life of pampering their wives!
Chapter 489 Lu Xiaoli: I chop, chop, chop, chop, chop...
Luoluo really couldn't hold it in anymore. He covered his stomach and burst into laughter.
"Hahahaha, you're so funny, I'm really impressed by you, hahahaha, how can there be anyone like you?
Haha, I really can’t help it, hahahahaha!”
The chandelier was also amused and almost got a stitch in the side. He cursed loudly while laughing:
"Damn it, Damen, did you eat croton?
Hahahaha, I'm going to die, and you can't have an easy life either, Hunter, hurry up and kill this gate first, hahahaha!"
The chair player laughed so hard that he fell to the ground and rolled around like a child, muttering:
"Nimma, this is the first time I've encountered something so speechless. I actually died of laughter?
Hahahaha, Gate Player, you are so awesome, hahahaha, even if I become a ghost I will never let you go, hahahaha!"
But at this moment, the hunter had a strange smile on his face. He seemed unusually calm. He walked slowly into the house and raised his sharp claws.
"Ahhh!"
Immediately afterwards, a shrill scream suddenly rang out, sounding particularly harsh in the silent environment.
On the other side, Lu Xiaoli was still comforting himself.
However, whenever she ran to a reflective place, she couldn't help vomiting.
Her stomach was churning, as if countless bugs were gnawing at her internal organs. The discomfort was indescribable.
And every time she saw that disgusting face, her desire to vomit became stronger and stronger. In the end, she vomited so much that she felt completely exhausted and could hardly stand.
Just when she was vomiting violently again, a tissue was suddenly handed to her.
Lu Xiaoli subconsciously took the tissue and said weakly, "Thank you..."
"You're welcome, beautiful princess."
After hearing this, Lu Xiaoli looked up curiously, only to see a face with the same skin as his appear in front of him, with maggots still crawling on his face.
"vomit...."
Lu Xiaoli was almost vomiting bile.
The hunter ghost shyly began to introduce himself, "Hello beautiful princess, my name is Er Gou Dan, I am a ghost who fell into a cesspool and drowned.
My mother said I wouldn't be able to find a wife unless someone who looked as disgusting as me showed up. I didn't expect there really was someone who looked as disgusting as me. What's your name, little princess?
The hunter Er Goudan raised his head expectantly, but found that there was no one there.
He started chasing her frantically, "Hey, hey, don't run, little princess. Ergoudanzi loves you!"
Lu Xiaoli refused while running, "Ugh...don't come over here...Ugh..."
In this way, a unique chase scene began.
The chase didn't stop until the end of the game.
Lu Xiaoli changed her face back to her original form and she hurried to the bathroom to wash up.
The feeling of being infested with maggots probably made her unable to eat for a week.
Then I quickly started to face the last dungeon, and left immediately after winning.
With a ding, the second copy officially began.
At this moment, Lu Xiaoli entered the dormitory with a clear goal - to find those hidden ghost clones.
However, this battle is not a one-on-one duel, but a fierce contest between players from two worlds.
Only when the total number of ghost clones found by all players reaches a certain number can it be considered a true victory.
During the search, Lu Xiaoli will inevitably meet other players.
Players who knew her would nod to her in a friendly manner and make cheering gestures to encourage her;
Players who don't know her are wary of her. After all, in this world full of unknowns and dangers, no one knows whether the other party can be trusted.
Moreover, this dungeon is a real-name system, and the rankings of all players will be displayed on the list, making it clear at a glance.
The number of ghosts killed by each player will also be clearly recorded, which undoubtedly adds more tension and excitement to the competition.
The current scene is a horror dormitory map with dim lighting and a gloomy atmosphere that makes people feel creepy.
Lu Xiaoli did not dare to be careless at all. She observed every object with full concentration, not missing any corner where the ghost clone might be hiding.
Suddenly, a strange sound came into Lu Xiaoli's ears:
"Ugh... Why is this ghost hiding on top of the table? It's so heavy! The table can't hold it up."
Lu Xiaoli's eyes lit up instantly, and she suddenly remembered that she had the special ability to hear everything.
As long as she calmed down and listened carefully, wouldn't it be easy to complete this task?
Her eyes quickly drifted to a toilet brush on the table, and a sly smile appeared on the corner of her mouth, and a creepy "hehehe" laugh came out of her mouth.
The toilet brush was still mumbling to itself, as if very proud of its own arrangement: "Ghost, I am so smart!
Putting a toilet brush on the table, this is simply perfect! Who would have thought of it? Hehehe..."
However, its complacency did not last long. At this moment, Lu Xiaoli suddenly raised the weapon in his hand and slashed at the toilet brush ghost with lightning speed.
With just a "click" sound, the toilet brush ghost was instantly cut in half and died in the northwest.
"No... Impossible..." The toilet brush ghost let out a final scream and then disappeared completely.
Lu Xiaoli clapped his hands, feeling quite satisfied with his results.
She pricked up her ears and continued to listen carefully to the movements around her, ready to look for her next target.
In an instant, all kinds of sounds came and went in the room.
"Yoho, this vampire is hiding in a vase and no one can find me!" A sharp voice came from the vase.
"Hey, this hanged ghost is the smartest one! Who would have thought that I would turn into a pile of shit and put it in the pot? This is so logical!"
Another eerie voice emerged from the pot.
"Oh shit, I'm falling in love! I don't even know where the little princess is! Shit, I'm so sad!"
There was also a mournful voice echoing in the corner.
When Lu Xiaoli heard this voice, he suddenly felt familiar.
She recalled and suddenly remembered:
"Shit ghost? Isn't this the super disgusting NPC from the last game? Ugh... I have to kill it today!"
In a flash, Lu Xiaoli immediately rushed towards the direction where the sound came from.
At this time, the shit ghost was humming a little song out of boredom, completely unaware that danger had quietly approached.
"Little princess, why don't you understand? My love for you is as deep as the ocean. I love no one else but you, and we will never be apart in this life~"
Lu Xiaoli stood in front of a pile of cow dung, looking at the filth in front of him with cold eyes.
She took a deep breath, raised the weapon in her hand, and chopped at the cow dung without hesitation.
"Go away with your deep affection, I'm going to chop you into pieces." She shouted angrily, and her voice echoed in the empty space.
At this moment, a figure suddenly emerged from the cow dung.
It was a shit ghost covered in cow dung. When it saw Lu Xiaoli, it was so excited that it started howling.
"It's you? The little princess? Woohoo, shit shit, I finally found you." The shit ghost's voice was full of joy and anticipation.
However, before it could finish its words, the weapon in Lu Xiaoli's hand fell like lightning and hit the shit ghost hard.
"You don't know your own limitations!" Lu Xiaoli snorted coldly, looking at the shit ghost lying on the ground, a trace of disdain flashed in his eyes.
But just as she turned around to leave, the sound of the shit ghost came again from not far away.
"Little Princess Lunjia is here. Guigui, I have countless clones, you can chop them all you want. Beating is love, scolding is love, but chopping me? Haha, I love you even more∽"
The shit ghost's voice floated in the wind, with a hint of provocation.
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