Survival in a wooden house, the bosses’ life of pampering their wives!
Chapter 487 Is unreasonable reasonable?
[Ding—Players, please get ready. The game has begun. Please hide as soon as possible. Countdown is ten minutes.]
After hearing the system prompt, Lu Xiaoli did not rush to find a hiding place like other players, but appeared very calm and composed.
She slowly opened the chat area in the game, ready to see what identities other players had drawn.
[This nickname has been blocked]: "I just want to ask, what identity did you draw? I drew a pile of shit..."
[This nickname has been blocked]: "Haha, I drew a dog. The two of us upstairs are really a good match."
[This nickname has been blocked]: "Alas, I got the identity of a truck. The problem is that this game is hide-and-seek in the dormitory. How can I hide as a truck? Just eliminate me."
[This nickname has been blocked]: "Hey, I'm a mosquito. I will definitely survive to the end. You big guys can just wait to die."
[This nickname has been blocked]: "I'm a chicken playing basketball? What's that? Where should I hide?"
Looking at everyone's comments in the chat area, Lu Xiaoli couldn't help but find it a little funny.
These bizarre identity settings make the whole game more interesting and challenging.
[This nickname has been blocked]: "Hide, hide and keep silent. My identity is a coffin, destroy it. This game is really interesting. If you want me to die, just do it directly. You still have to let me experience the process of the game. I really don't know what you are thinking!"
[This nickname has been blocked]: "Stop chatting, have you all found a suitable hiding place?"
Time passed quickly, and in the blink of an eye, ten minutes had passed, and the cold mechanical sound of the system sounded again.
[Countdown 3, 2, 1, ghosts, attack with all your strength! ]
Hearing this voice, Lu Xiaoli seemed particularly leisurely. She walked out slowly and began to look for a safe and secluded place.
The corners of her mouth twitched as she silently bid the player a final farewell.
With such an unreasonable big truck player, he will definitely be the first to be snapped.
Lu Xiaoli continued walking forward, but not far away, she saw another strange sight - a chicken was constantly hitting the basketball, as if it was completely unaware of the danger around it.
The corners of Lu Xiaoli's mouth twitched again, and she couldn't help but complain: "This guy is also ignorant of the danger!"
Not only that, Lu Xiaoli also met many other jaw-dropping and weird players.
One player actually transformed into a giraffe, its massive body lying across the dormitory floor, its long neck stretched to the edge of the bed, as if enjoying some unique sleeping position;
Another player turned into a dog, squatting in a corner, pooping without paying attention to anyone around, looking just like a real dog.
What's even more outrageous is that one player turned into a piece of shit and even mixed in with the real shit, making it difficult to distinguish.
Lu Xiaoli's ears suddenly moved slightly, and she keenly caught a slight sound coming from not far away.
She immediately became alert, quickly hid behind the curtains, and carefully observed the movements outside.
I saw a vampire with a face as pale as paper wandering in the corridor with a wet water ghost.
They seemed to be looking for other players, talking in low voices as they walked.
"Brother Shuigui, how about this? Let's have a competition to see who can find more players. What do you think?"
The vampire suggested, a sly glint in his eyes.
After hearing this, the water ghost nodded without hesitation and said, "Okay, let's start now!"
The vampire then pointed to a large truck not far ahead and said thoughtfully:
"Look at this truck. Doesn't it look a bit strange? I think it must be fake. There's no way someone would drive such a big truck into the dormitory."
The water ghost quickly grabbed the vampire and explained, “Brother, don’t be fooled by appearances.
This must be a trick. Think about it, who would be so stupid as to drive a truck into the dormitory?"
Then, they continued to move forward, and suddenly, a hen appeared in front of them. The hen was flapping a small ball with her wings, as if she was playing a fierce ball game.
Seeing this, the water ghost said disdainfully: "It's obvious that this is a trick. How can there be a chicken that can play basketball? This must be fake!"
After saying that, the water ghost noticed a pile of dog shit not far away, and the stench made him frown.
"This shit stinks so much, it must be fake." The water ghost said affirmatively.
Then, their eyes fell on a dog that was taking a shit.
The water ghost immediately asserted, "It's even less likely that this dog is a player, otherwise why would he poop so indecently in public?"
The vampire listened to the water ghost's analysis and nodded foolishly in agreement:
"Brother, you're right. Let's stop wasting time on these unimportant things and finish our work quickly!"
At this moment, a mosquito flew over. The vampire pointed at the mosquito and asked the water ghost excitedly:
"Brother Shuigui, do you think this is a player or a trick?"
Without saying a word, the water ghost raised his hand and slapped the mosquito to death.
"Such a disgusting mosquito must be a player. Don't think too much, just kill it directly." The water ghost said nonchalantly.
However, this scene stunned the nearby players. They looked at each other, not knowing what to say.
Xu Qiu was even more speechless about the water ghost's behavior, and secretly sighed in his heart: "Since ancient times, the unreasonable hide-and-seek has become reasonable. This time I have witnessed it..."
The mosquito player who was killed cursed indignantly before dying: "You, you old fools..."
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