Survival in a wooden house, the bosses’ life of pampering their wives!
Chapter 484 Balala energy, the little fat pig changes all over.
As night fell, Lu Xiaoli and Ouyang Xuanyi chose to upgrade the dormitory door first.
[Ding—Upgrading the iron door requires 5 iron blocks (can be exchanged for wood or scrap wooden doors. One wooden door can be exchanged for one iron block, and 5 wood blocks can be exchanged for one scrap wooden door.)]
Lu Xiaoli's backpack was missing everything except the wooden door, so he clicked to upgrade directly.
[Ding—After deducting five scrapped wooden doors, the iron door is upgraded successfully. Next level: Gold Door: Required materials: 5 pieces of Yellow Metal. (5 iron doors can be exchanged for one piece of Yellow Metal)]
[Ding—Subtract 20 abandoned wooden doors, 18 table legs, and 17 chair legs to obtain 25 iron blocks.]
[Ding—Deduct 25 iron blocks, and upgrade the dormitory door to a yellow metal door (Durability increased by 50, HP increased by 50, and the flame burning effect will be triggered every 5 attacks by the monster.)]
The dormitory was very quiet at night, except for the sound of ghosts scratching at the door.
【Survivor Group Chat】
[Dormitory 2084]: "Do you have anything to eat, family? I'm from the Adventure World team."
[3046 Dormitory]: "I have some, but I'm from the next team. We have supplies from our boss. What? Don't you have a boss? Haha. Image JPG"
[Dormitory 1042]: "Tsk, I thought it was something delicious, but it turns out to be just a piece of bread?"
[3046 Dormitory]: "Hey, why don't you show me some food? You're definitely going to lose this game. I'll starve you to death╭(╯^╰)╮hum"
[Dormitory 4109]: "Family, hurry to the market! Boss Lu is giving out benefits, all food. I know Boss Lu hasn't abandoned us."
[Dormitory 1006]: "Hey, I grabbed some food from Boss Lu: a bucket of instant noodles and a bottle of water. Hey? Where's that idiot who was showing off the buns? Come out and show me around! Picture JPG"
[Dormitory 5044]: "Hey, I got a big bun. Wow, what is this? It's so delicious..."
Lu Xiaoli and Ouyang Xuanyi looked at each other, and they both put on costumes to act as ghosts.
He opened the dormitory door and swaggered in the corridor, making strange noises from time to time, which really scared some timid players.
Suddenly, a group of real ghosts appeared in front of them and walked towards them.
Lu Xiaoli saw in the system group chat that killing ghosts was the key to escaping the dormitory, otherwise he would be trapped in the dormitory forever.
The vampire maid opposite did not see through their disguise, but Lu Xiaoli wanted to play some fun.
She pointed at the vampire and said proudly, "You, come here."
The vampire maid stepped forward obediently, "What do you want, Boss?"
Lu Xiaoli said softly, "Did you know that the rules have changed?"
The vampire maid shook her head stupidly, "I don't know, didn't you receive the message?"
Lu Xiaoli continued to deceive, "You are a small fry, of course you don't know, the rules have been changed to a code game.
There are human players among our ghosts, and they specialize in killing good-looking vampires like you."
The vampire maid was so scared that she covered her chest and shook her head, "How terrible, Boss, what should we do?"
"Come here." Lu Xiaoli hooked his finger, "When you see the ghost, ask for the password. Our password is Heaven King Covering Earth Tiger, and the answer is you are an idiot.
If the answer is wrong, it means it is a fake ghost."
The vampire maid nodded stupidly, "Okay, Boss, I understand. If the other party can't match the slogan, I will kill it."
Lu Xiaoli nodded in satisfaction, turned around and left to continue fooling other ghosts.
"Hey, flying zombie, come here. We've changed the rules. We need to change our slogan. Our slogan is: Balala Energy Macabaka. The answer is: Little Fat Pig, I transform into you."
"Hanged ghost, come here, you know what? We have changed the rules. Now we have to say slogans. Those who can't answer the slogans are all traitors.
Our slogan is: You're really bad at everything. The answer is: Number one at passing the buck."
"Hey, hey, hey, Bai Wuchang, don't go. Did you know there's a traitor in our team?...Remember our slogan: Crying is like ballet. The answer is: One knock is a loss."
"Blood Zombie, stop scratching your head. Did you know there's a player pretending to be a traitor in our team? ... Remember? Our slogan is: What's the best noodle? The answer is: I only eat the ones that taste like old phlegm, stinky feet, and pickled cabbage."
"Hanged man, do you know......"
【System Chat Group】
[Elevator Survival System]: "Six hundred and sixty-six? That's incredible! He actually used this trick to clear the level?"
[Raft Survival System]: "Based on this situation, the mission will be completed tomorrow. Previous players were just doing the mission in a rigid manner, but this time the players are really awesome."
[Island Survival System]: "I agree. They actually used ghosts that ignored the rules to pass the level. Very cool. I think I predicted the result."
[Natural Disaster Survival System]: "Haha, until the very last moment, no one knows who the true upgrader is. Are the goblins really that stupid? They've been colleagues for hundreds of years, there's no way they wouldn't recognize each other just because of a slogan."
Lu Xiaoli passed all the slogans to half of the ghosts, fearing that it would be too late if they were a step behind.
And the ghosts were so stupid that they actually believed it.
The vampire maid was scratching at the door when she suddenly noticed one of her colleague, a flying zombie, coming around the corner.
The vampire maid stood in front of him and asked, "Heavenly King Covering Earth Tiger? Take it."
Flying Zombie also uttered his own slogan: "What's this Covering Earth Tiger? Are you crazy? Are you pretending? Balala energy, Makabaka, what's the next sentence?"
The vampire maid roared, "What kind of Balala energy is this? Damn you! How dare you pretend to be my colleague? I'll beat you to death."
Look at my Nine Yin Bone Claws, look at my Porcelain Blood-sucking Fangs, look at my Blood Servant Summoning, look at me..."
The flying zombie was also angry, "You're still talking about me? You human pretending to be my colleague, I'll crush you to death.
Look at my Foshan flying legs, look at my Balala energy, look at my Eighteen Dragon Subduing Stiffnesses, look at me..."
Not only that, ghosts in other places are also killing each other.
"Hey, colleague in front of me, come over here and give me a code word: You're really bad at everything. What's the next line?"
"Ah? How dare you say I can't do anything? Are you so arrogant, you idiot? I'll teach you a lesson."
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