Help! The yandere's beloved pet wants to escape
Chapter 116 Magic Potion
"Don't cry yet. I'll have my men check on Ye Xingman's husband."
Lu Qi stopped crying immediately, as if he had seen a living Buddha.
"I don't want to be her lover, ha, I... I'm just worried that she'll be cheated."
"You didn't see him. He had yellow hair and a big gold chain around his neck. He looked like a gangster."
Gu Shiche rolled his eyes at him.
Just lie to yourself. He is a gangster. Who can be more evil than Gu Shiche?
He handed the thermal box in his hand to Lu Qi with a light tone.
"Here, my wife spent hours stewing this soup for you."
"I've never even tasted the soup she made."
Lu Qi wiped his tears and grinned.
"Oh~! Thank you, Sister Wanqing. Why did you cook for me yourself? It's such a bother for you."
Lu Qi smiled, opened the thermos box, and scooped a bowl with a spoon.
He just put it to his lips, took a sip, and almost spit it out.
The taste...is indescribable and hard to swallow.
Sweet, sour, and salty, with a strong meaty flavor and a hint of bitterness?
It is rare to see a bowl of soup that can contain so many flavors in one mouthful.
Anyway...it doesn't seem like the cooking skills that humans can make.
The taste reminds me of the green, sticky magic potion brewed by witches in cartoons.
Just one drop of this poison can make Snow White faint.
Lu Qi held the bowl of soup and thought about life.
No, he can't enjoy this kind of "human delicacy" alone.
"Shi Che, didn't you say you've never tasted the soup made by Sister Wan Qing?"
"Come, I'll give you a bowl so you can taste Sister Wanqing's cooking."
Lu Qi quickly scooped a bowl of soup, sprinkled it with chopped green onions, and handed it to Gu Shiche attentively.
Gu Shiche took the bowl with a look of doubt, but didn't think much about it and drank it in one gulp.
How could the soup made by my wife be so bad?
The next second, Gu Shiche regretted it.
Suddenly, his face turned pale and he looked embarrassed.
Is there...someone trying to murder him?
Did my wife put arsenic in the soup?
What kind of magic potion is this?
Seeing that the two were silent, Jiang Wanqing was confused.
"What? Is the soup not tasty? I made it according to the recipe on the Internet."
"I left in such a hurry that I forgot to taste it."
Jiang Wanqing picked up the spoon and was about to scoop a spoonful for herself to drink.
Gu Shiche quickly took the spoon and took a second bite with gritted teeth.
"It's delicious. The soup my wife makes is really delicious."
Lu Qi was stunned watching from the side.
He thought to himself, what kind of great love is this that can make Gu Shiche drink such a magic potion in one gulp.
Lu Qi finally understood why he had no wife. It was because he couldn't bear the pain of love.
Jiang Wanqing turned her head and looked at Lu Qi with anticipation again.
"Where's Brother Lu Qi?"
Staring at her eyes full of sparkling stars, Lu Qi was sweating profusely.
He didn't die on the operating table. It turned out that God was waiting for him here.
The key point is that Jiang Wanqing has been trying to get him for so long that it is really hard for him to refuse.
Whether it tastes good or not is not really important, the key point is... it feels poisonous.
"This soup is a little hot, let me cool it down first." Lu Qi put down the bowl expressionlessly and said seriously.
Gu Shiche's face turned cold and he slowly turned his head.
"Is the soup hot?"
"It's okay, I'll blow it on you and it won't be so hot anymore."
Gu Shiche sprinkled a handful of chopped green onions into Lu Qi's bowl, blew on the soup hard, and stared at him with his black eyes without blinking.
"Drink, Brother Lu, I'll watch you drink."
Lu Qi held his forehead with his hand, looking like a frog in pain.
He blinked and typed Morse code to Gu Shiche.
"We are all brothers, why force each other?"
Gu Shiche replied him with blinking eyes.
"We're all brothers. If you don't drink, my wife will be sad again."
"Besides, I've already drunk two bowls of this poison."
Lu Qi: "Your wife is sad, why don't you let your brother drink the poison? I'm almost dead after drinking it."
Gu Shiche: "You can't die. If you're dying, I'll call Ye Xingman to save you. That way you can see her again."
The silence speaks.
The two people looked at each other, blinked hard in front of each other, and had a hearty silent quarrel.
Jiang Wanqing looked at the two of them, confused.
In the end, Lu Qi was defeated.
He looked at the soup in the bowl, swallowed his saliva, and had an expression as if he was ready to die.
Jiang Wanqing tilted her head and looked at Lu Qi in confusion.
Gu Shiche also narrowed his black eyes and stared at him without blinking.
Lu Qi raised his head, looked at her firmly, and was about to drink the bowl of soup with his head tilted back.
Suddenly, Lu Qi pointed out the window and shouted at Jiang Wanqing.
"Sister Wanqing! Look, there's someone running naked outside!"
Jiang Wanqing turned her head and looked outside with some curiosity.
While she turned her head, Lu Qi quickly poured the soup in his bowl into Gu Shiche's bowl.
Gu Shiche was stunned.
As soon as Jiang Wanqing turned around, Lu Qi pretended to have just finished drinking and pretended to wipe his mouth with a tissue.
"Sister Wanqing's cooking skills are really good. It tastes really good."
Lu Qi grinned widely, revealing eight standard teeth.
"Brother Shi Che, drink up. Why is there still so much left in your bowl?"
"Why...you wouldn't dislike the soup made by Sister Wanqing herself, would you?"
Damn...this is even greener than a green tea personality.
Gu Shiche had a stern expression, his eyes were dark and dark, and his voice was clear.
"My wife stewed it... How could I not like it?"
Gu Shiche drank it all in one gulp, and his face turned blue three times.
Lu Qi clapped his hands occasionally, "So generous!"
"Sister Wanqing, you have to cook for him more often in the future! He loves it!"
Gu Shiche frowned and made up his mind never to let Jiang Wanqing enter the kitchen again.
Unless... when you want to poison the enemy.
......
In the hospital corridor, Ye Hua also came with an insulated box.
When Ye Xingman gets busy, she often skips meals and also suffers from hypoglycemia.
As an old father, he was so worried that he had to watch over her while she ate.
Ye Xingman's mother Yan Xin followed stealthily behind him, pacing along the wall.
She wore black sunglasses and a pink scarf on her head, wrapping herself tightly.
Ye Hua turned around and shouted at his wife dressed as a "spy" in a bad mood.
"Wife, you're here to see our daughter, why are you dressed like you're about to catch an adulterer?"
Although his wife is old, she loves to play this kind of role-playing and is always acting like a drama queen.
After watching a costume drama the day before yesterday, she insisted on letting him play the eunuch and she the queen at home.
I watched another 007 spy movie yesterday and started playing the role of an agent again.
Yan Xin made a "hush" gesture.
"What do you know? Manman refused to go home no matter how much I called her. She stayed in the hospital and refused to leave."
"I suspect she has a man in the hospital."
Ye Hua held the lunch box and sighed.
"She's just very busy with work, there's no such thing as a man."
"I came to see her last time, and she still had the air of a single person."
Yan Xin snorted coldly, "Mom's sixth sense is very accurate."
"She...definitely has someone."
......
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