Q: How to develop a sweet relationship with a female gentleman
Chapter 3: Coming to the Military Headquarters to Stop the Bugs
A hot post suddenly appeared on the forum today, titled [Beauty bestowed by the Insect God], and attached was a photo of a male insect with black hair and black eyes.
The male insect in the photo has gentle features and a quiet, well-behaved demeanor, complemented by a tall, slender figure. He wears a plain salt-white sweatshirt and light blue jeans, and because he purses his lips, he appears a bit aloof and indifferent.
The male insect lowered his head to fill out the information with a serious expression. The sunlight coming in from the window hit his profile, and his eyelashes shone with a faint glow, which was so beautiful that it seemed unreal.
[Black Grid: Ahhhh, three seconds, I want all the information about this gentleman!]
[Hahahaha: Isn't this my future lord? Why is he alone there?]
【:My beautiful lady, I will lick you! 】
……
Netizens were going crazy, wanting to know who this male was. Some even wrote down their requirements in an attempt to attract the male's attention.
Cedric passed by his adjutant and saw the post on his laptop screen. He couldn't help but snort, "Female insects are really losing their bottom line. Even a male insect could be on the trending search."
Although Kerry sympathized with his boss's experience this morning, he couldn't help but say, "Admiral, this male insect is different. Please don't bring personal emotions into it."
Although Cedric was strict, he had a good relationship with his subordinates, so they would occasionally talk to him. Seeing Adjutant Kerry refute Cedric's words, the other female soldiers also stood up to defend the male insect. After all, how could such a handsome male insect be despised?
Cedric disagreed: "What's the difference? You'll know the difference when you get whipped."
The office fell silent instantly.
There were naturally many handsome male insects, but their temperaments were all equally violent. It was unclear which of the female soldiers here had their fathers beaten and scolded, or which had been punished by their male masters at home, but it wasn't uncommon.
Suddenly, some of the female soldiers lost interest and turned off their laptops to go to the cafeteria for lunch. Only some young female soldiers who had never come into contact with male insects were left licking the screen.
But the protagonist of the photo, Qiao Wang, knew nothing about this. He was holding a test sheet in his hand and then entered a printing shop.
The Zerg have entered interstellar society and their technology is very advanced, so printing shops are rare. Qiao Wang searched for a long time before he found one.
The owner of the printing shop was an old female insect. She was lying on a chair, watching a TV series leisurely, when she saw a beautiful young male insect walk in.
That face is more handsome than the male celebrity on the light brain.
The boss was stunned for a moment and stared at Qiao Wang. He didn't come back to his senses until Qiao Wang finished printing everything and left.
"Oh my god, this little male insect is so handsome. If I were a few decades younger, I would go for it!"
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When Cedric was leaving get off work, he saw a crowd of female soldiers at the entrance of the military office. They were all pretending to be bored and looking in the same direction, and many of them were secretly taking pictures with their terminals.
He followed the female soldier's gaze and saw that it was a male insect standing there with some papers and a bouquet of flowers in his hands.
As the sun sets in the evening, the light is no longer strong. The male insect's body seems to be covered with a light veil, hazy and seeming real or fake.
Cedric was just about to ask the insect to go over and ask the male insect to leave, but unexpectedly the male insect walked straight towards him after seeing him.
"Oh my God, what is the relationship between you and the Admiral?"
"Isn't this the same male insect that harassed the Admiral this morning? If it's a male insect like that, I'm willing to be harassed."
"It's not the male insect from this morning, it's the male insect from the Starnet testing center!"
Qiao Wang's actions caused a commotion, and the female soldiers' gazes began to become blatant. Cedric frowned, unsure of what the male insect would do.
Qiao Wang stopped in front of Cedric and said politely, "Good day, Admiral Cedric. These flowers are for you."
A bouquet of flowers was suddenly thrust into Cedric's arms, and a faint fragrance filled his air before reaching his nose. His eyes narrowed slightly, a hint of unspoken coldness emanating from them. "What do you mean, sir? I don't know you."
This general actually had a bad temper, or rather, his temper didn't suit the male insects' taste. He was like a sharp blade; every insect wanted to conquer him to show their strength, but they would often get hurt.
But Qiao Wang was not afraid. Instead, he smiled and said, "My name is Qiao Wang. Now we know each other."
Qiao Wang?
Cedric remembered the friend request today, Qiao Wang was the one he blocked.
"Are you here at the military headquarters to teach me a lesson because you've been blacklisted?"
The female soldier who was eavesdropping on the side said: The general actually blocked such a good-looking male insect?!
The amount of information was a bit overwhelming. On the one hand, the female soldier blamed the general for being rude to the male insect, but on the other hand, she was afraid that the general would be sent to the punishment room for offending the male insect.
They stared at the male insect, fearing that it would be exposed and attack the general in the next second.
However, the next second, Qiao Wang handed Cedric a few lists: "This is my level test, property information and identity information."
"I'm an A-rank male insect. I currently live in a house allocated by the Male Protection Association. My account balance is 20.05 million, and I don't own any other assets. I'm single, and I don't have any female servants or slaves."
"As for property, I will work in the future and will not just sit around and live off it."
Qiao Wang finished speaking in one breath, then looked at Cedric with clear eyes: "So, are you willing to give me a chance to pursue you?"
"..."
call--
A gust of wind blew by and the scene became silent.
The female insects took a long time to react to Qiao Wang's words. Even someone as arrogant and stern as Cedric was frightened by Qiao Wang's words.
This male insect was actually displaying his wealth to pursue a female insect? This was out of character. Male insects were always superior, treating female insects as playthings and tools. How could they possibly woo a female insect?
"Oh my god, slap me, this isn't true!"
"Is this some kind of romance drama? Where are the cameras?"
"Shit, there wouldn't be lines like that in a romance drama!"
……
Some female soldiers secretly uploaded the video to StarNet, allowing netizens to judge what was going on.
Cedric was stunned for a moment, then frowned: "What do you mean, sir?"
The male insect before him had such a superior appearance and high rank. Just these two points alone would attract countless female insects. However, the fact that he was talking about "pursuing" her was truly suspicious.
"That's what you heard. I really want to develop an intimate relationship with you. Please give me a chance." Qiao Wang's eyes were clear and sincere, without any calculation in them.
"If I'm not mistaken, you'll soon be in heat, and you'll need a male insect to help you through it. I've tested it on the Mastermind, and my compatibility with you is 90%. I'm the only one in the Empire with a compatibility rate over 90. I'll be your best choice to get you through this heat."
Qiao Wang spoke seriously, showing Cedric what he could bring one by one.
Qiao Wang had already done some research before coming here. Zerg emotions were simple and straightforward, unlike the often convoluted nature of humans. Therefore, direct explanation was the best approach.
Hearing this, the female soldier beside her changed from being shocked at first to being envious.
One reason male insects are so ferocious yet still thrive is that they can release pheromones to help female insects through their estrus. However, due to the scarcity of male insects, most female insects use inhibitors to get through their estrus, which cannot be completely appeased.
Now, Cedric is being courted by a male insect, who says he can help him get through his estrus period, which is a great thing in the eyes of female insects.
Cedric looked at the male insect in front of him, his eyes filled with an inexplicable emotion, perhaps hidden anger or a hint of disdain. Finally, he spoke, "What if I don't?"
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