The Daily Life of Ultimate Creatures in Tokyo

"Rumble--"

A strong hurricane blew in the classroom. The students in Class E saw nothing but a flash before their eyes, and then they saw Octopus returning to the place holding a bunch of doorplates with surnames written on them.

"Wow--"

More than twenty house numbers were thrown on the ground. The people sitting in the front row saw their own house numbers at a glance and began to tremble uncontrollably in their hearts.

The octopus said coldly, "Since the teacher has reached an agreement with this country, he will never harm you, his students."

"But, what if someone dares to use this method to carry out so-called assassination next time? Family, relatives, friends... or even the entire Earth except you, what do you think?"

Threat, Chi Guoguo's threat.

Ryoma Sakamoto, the main plotter, was on the verge of collapse.

Perhaps because he was so frightened, he dared to point at the octopus and yell, "Open your mouth and shut up and I'm going to blow up the earth. What's wrong with killing you, a disgusting guy, in a disgusting way?!"

"Pinch?" Octopus's expression suddenly returned to normal after hearing this.

He was about to speak when Bai Ge came over and said, "I just told you guys that you have a good idea."

Upon hearing this, the Terasaka trio was stunned and turned to look at Bai Ge.

"But that's only as long as the idea is good. To kill the target, one must make use of every available person or object, taking the target by surprise and delivering a single strike. This is indeed the fundamental quality of a good killer."

"It's a pity you were so stupid. You didn't even realize the grenade you were going to use to kill the octopus had been swapped, and you didn't even do a final check before carrying out the plan."

"As the mastermind behind everything, you can be said to have failed, a complete failure."

"In comparison, Xiao Zhu performed quite well."

"He concealed his murderous intent very well, leaving no flaws before striking. He used the dagger to distract the octopus first, and cleverly used the grenade as a 'second knife' instead of using it to self-destruct right at the start."

As Bai Ge spoke, he rubbed Zhu's head, took out a small red flower sticker and a lollipop from his pocket and stuffed them into his hand.

"So far, besides Xiaoye, Xiaozhu is the student with the best assassination skills in Class E. What do you think, Octopus?"

"exactly."

Octopus came over with a smile, took out a Q-version octopus sticker and a lollipop that was bigger than Bai Ge's and gave them to Xiao Zhu.

Bai Ge couldn't help but twitch his mouth when he saw this.

It’s bad enough that you’re trying to imitate me, but your lollipop is bigger than me?

In a fit of anger, he took out a big tomato from his other pocket and stuffed it into Nagisa's pocket.

"In contrast, Terasaka-san, you don't cherish Nagisa and your companions. Students like you are not worthy of assassination."

The octopus's face turned purple and an X pattern appeared.

Moreover, seeing that Bai Ge was increasing the stakes, he gave Zhu another box of chocolates.

The two looked at each other, and invisible sparks seemed to explode in the air.

Bai Ge quickly went back to the office, brought over a big bag of snacks and stuffed them into Nagisa's arms. Octopus was not to be outdone and stuffed his own collection of snacks into Nagisa's arms as well.

"Octopus, what do you mean?" Bai Ge said with a wry smile.

"No, no, it's Teacher Bai. I don't quite understand." Octopus also had a bad look on his face.

"Isn't it right to reward outstanding students? Even a brilliant scholar should have some self-awareness."

"Haha, I beg to differ. I've simply absorbed some good educational methods and implemented them. Saying I'm a shrewd imitator is really an exaggeration."

"Oh? So you're not convinced?"

"How could that be? It's just what I really think."

Seeing the octopus's despicable look, Bai Ge inexplicably thought of a shameless killer he met when he was traveling around the world. He was beaten by him hundreds of times but he still refused to admit defeat and was stubborn all over.

I think his name was... Death? Since he was so weak, Bai Ge couldn't remember exactly what he was called, but since it was quite fun, he didn't kill him.

"Die!" Bai Ge grabbed a handful of ribbons from the ground and slapped them at the octopus.

"I won't die! Lululu~"

The octopus teleported to avoid it and gave Bai Ge a handsome hairstyle.

At this time, the rewards in Nagisa's arms had piled up into a small mountain, making him happy and helpless.

Although both teachers are very powerful, capable, and terrifyingly strong, they are inexplicably childish.

Not only him, but everyone in Class E, except the ignored Terasaka trio, had the same idea.

Uruma, who had just reported to the Ministry of Defense, heard the noise in the classroom and couldn't help but walk over to take a look.

Seeing Bai Ge and Octopus constantly putting various rewards into Nagisa's arms, he suddenly began to think about whether he should learn it too.

But if that were the case, his wallet might not be safe.

so tangled!

……

A few days later, the weekend.

Ever since the suicide assassination, the Terasaka trio has been quiet for a while. Today they just wanted to relax and go shopping with their girlfriends. Today, it was Kaguya Shinomiya who had the exclusive right to watch Hakuge.

Bai Ge was not very clear about what agreement the three women had reached, but he knew that he seemed to have been arranged clearly.

only……

Bai Ge was strolling on the street with Shinomiya Kaguya, and the sound of "guchi guchi" kept coming into his ears.

After walking for a while, he couldn't help himself and turned to the octopus behind him who was poorly disguised as a human.

"No, I'm out on a date with my girlfriend. Is it appropriate for you, such a big light bulb, to be here?"

"Oh, that's it..."

The octopus stammered and couldn't utter a complete sentence.

In fact, he didn't want to be a light bulb, but he had just started to get along with Bai Ge, and the reward for Zhu had emptied his family's savings. After receiving his salary, he bought a lot of snacks, which resulted in not having enough money for food this month.

And he happened to remember that Bai Ge was a wealthy killer with three rich girlfriends, a wealthy man, so he thought of borrowing some money from Yuan Zihua.

But he had just spent all his money because of his confrontation with Bai Ge, and now he felt embarrassed to ask Bai Ge for a loan.

Originally, he could have borrowed from Wu Jian, but he didn't expect that Wu Jian had some crazy idea and bought a bunch of snacks like him and Bai Ge, leaving him with only money for food.

Just when the octopus finally made up its mind to speak, it heard a scream from not far ahead.

"please stop!"

"I have to rush to school to start my new job as a teacher! Please let me go!"

The three looked in the direction of the sound and saw a blonde woman in a white OL outfit, full of extreme charm, surrounded by three thugs.

The woman begged for mercy helplessly, but this not only did not stop the thugs, but made them even more excited.

The hearts of the rather heroic couple were jumping up and down from the jostling, making the octopus dizzy.

As for Bai Ge, for the sake of the woman's safety, he only glanced and then looked forward, so as to avoid seeing the woman's body in Tokyo Bay one day.

However, Kaguya Shinomiya's eyes were always glued to the woman's chest. The huge gap in feeling made her feel unable to raise her head.

How could it be so big? What did this woman eat to grow up?

If it’s fake, it must be fake!

Bai Ge spoke at this time: "Octopus, it's not convenient for me, please go and save me."

"I've had this intention for a long time."

The octopus chuckled, then dodged over and threw the three thugs into the car. He then wrapped the car tightly with a bundle of pink ribbons and rolled a rose shape into it as decoration.

The beautiful eyes of the woman who was rescued by the octopus suddenly lit up with little stars of admiration.

"Thank you so much!"

The woman threw herself into Octopus' arms with gratitude. Octopus only felt two soft lumps in his arms constantly pressing against his chest. His heart couldn't help but waver, and he almost couldn't control himself.

Bai Ge looked at the woman again, and at the same time said to Kaguya Shinomiya beside him: "Kaguya, how about we make a bet?"

"What are you betting on?" Kaguya Shinomiya asked curiously.

"Let's bet that woman showed up with a purpose."

"If I lose, I'll spend three days with you next week. If you lose, you wear white stockings and cat ears tonight. How about that?"

"Okay." Kaguya Shinomiya agreed without thinking.

Anyway, she won't lose no matter whether she wins or loses, so why not do it?