The Daily Life of Ultimate Creatures in Tokyo
Chapter 204 Red Warm Octopus
teacher's office.
"What the hell is wrong with Asano Gakufen? Aside from a few students who need some discipline, aren't the rest pretty good?"
Bai Ge leaned back in his chair, resting his feet on the desk, chewing a tomato while looking out the window at the students who were being trained by Wu Jian, and complaining.
In terms of teaching difficulty, except for those in the back row, none of them are as difficult to teach as Dong Xiang back then. There is really no challenge at all.
"Huh? Teacher Bai also discovered it." The octopus who was correcting homework opposite raised his head and gave Bai Ge his signature smirk.
"Isn't that natural?" Bai Ge glanced at the octopus, then continued looking out the window. "If your tiny eyes, no bigger than green beans, can notice it, then naturally I can too."
"Don't attack me so casually!" The octopus blushed again and swung its tentacles angrily.
"Terasaka Ryoma, Muramatsu Takuya, Yoshida Daishinari, Hazama Kirara." Bai Ge still ignored the crazy octopus and read out these four names.
"If nothing unexpected happens, these four are the so-called 'bad boy group'. During class, some of them were disruptive, some were sleeping, and some were distracted. But it was the first period after all, so I ignored them."
"Indeed." Octopus's expression turned serious upon hearing this. "They are probably the most problematic students in Class E, especially Terasaka-san."
"Half right." Bai Ge took out a student's information from the folder and threw it on Octopus's desk.
"Akabane Karma, he's the one with the biggest problem. The other four are just hedgehogs with explosive spines, and this one can barely be considered a real problem child."
"I have to say, although Asano Gakumine's teaching policies are insane, his observation of students is indeed impeccable, even for Class E, which he 'abandoned'."
"I took the time to ask around during the last break. This kid excels in both academics and sports. But because he once stood up for someone and got beaten up, his teacher at the time was disgusted. That's why he came to Class E, and he really hates the teacher."
"That's probably one of the reasons why he doesn't come to school."
"Huh? You learned so much in just one break?" Octopus was a little surprised at Bai Ge's ability to act.
"Of course, do you think I'm you?" Bai Ge pointed at his face, "I'm very friendly, okay."
octopus:"……"
“You’re making another personal attack!!!”
Seeing that the octopus was red again, Bai Ge smiled with satisfaction.
Let you tease my lovely twins.
"Look at you, you're anxious again. Come listen to some music and relax."
Bai Ge threw an MP3 player with headphones plugged in to Octopus.
The octopus put on the headphones hesitantly, and Bai Ge discovered that the octopus' ears were actually on both sides of its big eyes. From his perspective, it looked like the headphones were worn on its nostrils.
"Tsk, no more headphones, no more MP3 players."
Octopus glared at Bai Ge angrily, then pressed the play button.
The next second, a song that struck his soul entered his mind, and his small eyes widened instantly.
By the time he realized he needed to unplug his headphones, it was too late.
Octopus: (X?X)
In a trance, he seemed to see heaven, and a kind old woman was waving at him.
But soon, an evil ghost with a big knife rushed out and beheaded the old woman, then walked towards him with a grin, holding the knife.
Moreover, this evil ghost has Bai Ge's face.
Seeing the octopus like this, Bai Ge was even happier.
Who said this octopus is hard to kill? Isn't it pretty easy?
"Ugh!!!"
It was unknown how long it took before the octopus suddenly woke up, covered in cold sweat.
"I just felt like I walked through hell." The octopus muttered in shock.
"Is it nice? If it sounds nice, it's a good song." Bai Ge said happily.
"What a nice sound! Are you going to kill me, you bastard?" the octopus said angrily.
"What else?" Bai Ge asked with his hands spread out.
"you!"
The octopus pointed at Bai Ge with one tentacle and covered its chest with the other tentacle, gasping for breath.
He felt that he might not even live to the next year, or be assassinated, or be angered to death by Bai Ge.
"Okay, if you have time to fight with me, you might as well think about how to polish off those thorns."
"Here, have a tomato."
Bai Ge threw a tomato to the octopus, but he had injected poison dart frog venom into it.
But because of the voice of the soul just now, the octopus became cautious this time. It didn't even dare to catch the tomato directly with its tentacles. Instead, it used a handkerchief to pad the tomato and picked it up.
He observed the tomato carefully and said to Baige with a suspicious look on his face, "You didn't poison it, did you?"
"How could that be?" Bai Ge's expression remained unchanged. "This tomato is extremely precious. How could I possibly poison it?"
"Do you want to eat it? If not, give it back to me."
"Then I'll give it back to you." Octopus returned the tomato to Bai Ge without thinking.
"Tsk." Bai Ge took the tomato with a disappointed look on his face and threw it into the trash can.
"I wasted a tomato."
It’s not that I’m afraid of the venom inside, but that thing somewhat affects the taste.
octopus:"……"
"Sure enough, it was poisoned!"
This is the nth time that the octopus has had a fever.
However, he could only complain a few words at most. When it came to the real fight, he was still a little afraid of Bai Ge's strange method of suddenly cutting off a section of his tentacle.
"Dingling bell~"
Just then, the bell rang for the end of get out of class. Bai Ge and Octopus moved almost at the same time and opened the window next to them.
"?"
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"What are you in such a hurry to do?" Bai Ge asked.
"I'm going to Bashu to eat Mapo Tofu." Octopus replied honestly.
"Tsk, Mach 20 is amazing. Bring me some maocai, boiled pork slices, and pickled fish..." Bai Ge ordered eighteen dishes in one breath, both hot and cold.
"Oh yes, and bring me some sweet soup from Guangdong Province."
"...I don't want to bring you food!" the octopus roared.
"It's my treat. Go change the money yourself." Bai Ge casually took out a card and threw it to Octopus.
"okay!"
The octopus took the bank card and flew away contentedly.
You can be angry, but let’s be honest. If someone invites you to dinner, you’d be a bastard if you didn’t eat!
"Haha, that's it?"
Bai Ge smiled contemptuously, then climbed out the window and headed straight for the new campus.
During lunch break, it is a wonderful thing to go out with your girlfriend to have a meal, bask in the sun, and do some makeup.
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