The Daily Life of Ultimate Creatures in Tokyo

A few days later, in the Student Union Office.

"President, I think you're the only one who can help me with this!"

Bai Ge and Bai Yin Yuxing sat opposite each other and talked seriously.

When Baiyin Yuxing heard that Bai Ge would actually ask him for help, he instinctively thought it was a big deal and his expression became serious.

"Please tell me. I will do my best to help you in any way I can."

"it is good!"

Bai Ge nodded, then said, "I want to get some relationship counseling."

Baiyin Yuxing was stunned for a long time after hearing this, then pointed at himself with an incredulous look and asked, "Who?"

"I?"

"Yes, it's you, President!" Bai Ge nodded seriously.

Seeing that Bai Ge didn't seem to be joking, Baiyin Yuxing's expression suddenly became extremely complicated and he fell into deep thought.

"Bai Ge, looking for me for relationship advice?"

He clearly knows each character, but why can't he read them when they are put together?

However, although Baiyin Yuxing didn't understand, he still chose to respect it and asked, "Bai Ge, are you and Longzhu having a conflict?"

"That's not the case." Bai Ge shook his head.

How could he possibly have a conflict with Long Zhu Tao? Even if there was a conflict, he could just sleep with her... ahem, wouldn't it be enough to convince her?

"What exactly is that?" Baiyin Yuxing was completely confused.

"Well, how should I put it..." Bai Ge felt a little embarrassed to speak, "President, are you going to chase girls?"

"Huh?" Baiyin Yuxing rubbed his ears, thinking he had misheard.

"Chase, chase girls?" He was so scared that he couldn't even speak clearly.

"That's right, it's about chasing girls." Bai Ge nodded seriously.

He thought to himself that he only knew a few people in school, and Ishigami was just a total otaku, so it was pointless to ask him. Although the president might have experience, he was just popular with boys.

As for the others, Lao Ma and Ai Te are eternal single dogs, Yamen is passive, and it is said that Mado was also passive back then, Marute the old thief has not married yet, and the other special ones are similar.

Tsukiyama and Kamishiro Chaei are not very interested in women, and if they are, they are the ones being pursued. Bai Ge has no hope for them.

So, after much thought, Bai Ge’s only remaining candidate is Bai Yin Yuxing.

At this time, Baiyin Yuxing's brain was basically empty.

"Well, that's right, Bai Ge, I'm not afraid of you laughing at me, but I actually..."

Baiyin Yuxing paused for a moment, his face flushed. "I've never been in a relationship before, and I didn't even have any interactions with girls before joining the student union!"

"Rather, I'd like to ask for your experience in love."

"Huh?" Bai Ge was confused.

"Please teach me? How can I have any experience in love?"

"Ah?" Baiyin Yuxing was also confused.

Just when the two were confused, Ishigami Yu pushed the door open and saw the two people standing there in a daze.

"President, Vice President, what's wrong with you?" he asked.

Hearing this, the two of them looked up at Shi Shang one after another, and Bai Ge asked, "Shi Shang, have you ever been in love?"

Ishigami Yu shook his head.

"Forget it, go play somewhere else." Bai Ge waved his hand with a look of disappointment.

Ishigami: “…”

Killing can only be done with a nod of the head!

"No, wait a minute!" Baiyin Yuxing stopped Ishigami who was about to draw circles in the corner, and then said to Baige:

"Although Ishigami has never been in a relationship, it's even more impossible for him to have any experience with girls."

Every word that Shirogane Miyuki said was like a sharp blade, piercing deep into Ishigami Yu's heart.

"President, I..." Ishigami opened his mouth, wanting to say something but stopping himself, his whole body covered with a layer of gloom.

"But! Ishigami has completed so many love games, so maybe he has some tricks that can be used!" said Baiyin Yuxing.

Bai Ge's eyes twitched, and he said speechlessly: "President, love games and reality are actually..."

"There is something in common!" Ishigami Yu suddenly interrupted Bai Ge's words, and his emotions were inexplicably high.

"Don't underestimate the love game, you guys!"

"That is the fruit of wisdom created by countless predecessors with painstaking efforts! It is a treasure of the world!"

“The way to love is right here!”

Although Ishigami spoke very passionately, Bai Ge only asked one question.

"But you've played so many dating games, but you still don't have a girlfriend, right?" he said.

"Pfft!"

As soon as he said that, Ishigami fell to his knees in an orz position, as if he had suffered a huge blow.

No, it has suffered a huge blow.

What a tricky question! What a despicable instant gratification!

It’s great to be handsome, good at studying, in good shape, good at sports, popular with girls, and have a rich family!

Hmm? Seems pretty impressive.

As he thought about it, Ishigami, who was already in a depressed mood, became even more depressed.

"Oh yeah, I remember those love games of yours, it seems like 89% of them are just butter."

puff!

Another blow, hitting Ishigami's heart.

"By the way, have you used the medicine I prescribed for you a while ago? Oh, sorry, I forgot you can't use it at the moment."

Another knife.

Shi Shang's fragile heart was pierced by Bai Ge.

At this moment, he was like a salted fish, lying on the ground motionless, and he could no longer find the meaning of living.

He spoke weakly: "President, Vice President, what do you think is the purpose of life?"

"Is there really any need for a goblin like me who can only hide in a corner and peek at other people's happiness?"

"For an NPC like me in a world that couldn't be more ordinary, it probably wouldn't matter if I disappeared, right?"

"If possible, I'd like to leave today. I want to die."

The tears on the stone, la... cough, flowed down.

"Ishigami, calm down. Bai Ge didn't mean it!"

When Baiyin Yuxing heard that Ishigami was going to commit suicide, he hurried over and pulled Ishigami, who was halfway up, helped him sit down on the sofa, and gave him some in-depth psychological counseling.

This finally calmed Ishigami's urge to commit suicide and brought the topic back to Bai Ge's issue.

But for this problem, none of the three could come up with a reliable solution in a short time.

After all, among the three of them, one is a monster-level virgin, one is a hopeless otaku, and one is a hateful presenter whose two girlfriends are pursuing him. It would be strange if they could come up with a good plan.

However, as the saying goes, there must be a little king among three people.

Just because you can’t think of something disgusting doesn’t mean you can’t think of a bad idea.

"Hey! I have an idea!"

An idea suddenly flashed in Baiyin Yuxing's mind, and then he said, "Why don't you try this, Baige?"

As he spoke, he pulled Shi Shang to the wall, raised his hand and gave Shi Shang a wall-bang.

"Just like that, 'dong', I'll push the other person against the wall and say some sweet words. I named it 'bidong'!"

"How is it? Isn't it very creative?" he asked proudly.

Bai Ge: “…”

Ishigami: “…”

This thing has been around for a long time! Do you think this is the Shirogane (President) from some shojo manga?

"President, actually this kind of..."

Ishigami was about to explain when he saw the door next to him being pushed open and Fujiwara Chika walked in with a smile.

She was about to say hello to Bai Ge when she saw Shirogane Miyuki and Ishigami Yuu in ambiguous postures next to them.

“…” Fujiwara Chika was silent.

"Wow!!!!" Fujiwara Chika screamed.

"Sorry! I didn't see anything!"

Fujiwara Chika covered her face and fled.

Shirogane Miyuki and Ishigami Yuu stood frozen in place, hoping for a lucky break before asking Baige, "Um, Secretary Fujiwara won't misunderstand, right?"

Bai Ge pinched his chin and looked at the two of them with a complicated look: "I don't know if it's a misunderstanding or not, but I know that with Secretary Fujiwara's gossip skills, the story between you two will probably spread throughout the school before school is over."

"!!!"

Without any hesitation, Shirogane Miyuki kicked the door open and chased after Fujiwara Chika, and Ishigami Yu also hurriedly followed.

If this misunderstanding was really spread by Fujiwara Chika, they would be too embarrassed to face anyone!

Bai Ge looked at the backs of the two people running wildly and fell into deep thought.

Could it be that the student council president having an affair with someone of the same sex is also a tradition?

Wait, what about my counseling?

Two scumbags!