The Daily Life of Ultimate Creatures in Tokyo

On this day, Fujiwara Chika came to the student union holding a cardboard box full of strange things.

"What is this?" Kaguya Shinomiya looked at the box curiously and found that it was filled with all kinds of strange costumes and props.

"It's a costume for cosplay." Fujiwara Chika explained.

Bai Ge came over immediately after hearing this: "Secretary Fujiwara is very efficient. He got it done so quickly."

"Hehe, it's not as good as you said, Vice President~" Fujiwara Chika smiled a little embarrassedly.

When everyone heard the conversation between the two, they couldn't help but murmur in their hearts: Oh no, Bai Ge is also involved!

Then, Bai Ge rummaged through the box and took out a uniform. The Iron Cross badge on it gleamed brightly under the light.

Bai Ge unfolded the uniform and looked at it, showing a satisfied expression.

"good."

"Bai Ge, this outfit could be..." The knowledgeable Baiyin Yuxing naturally knew what the outfit was at a glance.

It's just a German officer's uniform, but it's from the World War II era.

"Yes, that's what you were thinking." Bai Ge nodded. "Aren't our sister schools in France coming here for exchange and study soon? Secretary Fujiwara said that France and we are both major cosplay countries, so creating something that everyone likes will help facilitate communication."

Baiyin Yuxing wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and couldn't help but complain: "I understand the reason, but why this set of clothes!"

"Is there a problem?" Bai Ge blinked in confusion. "Just tell me, if they wear this outfit, will they be impressed?"

Baiyin Yuxing: "..."

Haha, they were not the only ones impressed!

Seeing that Baiyin Yuxing didn't say anything, Bai Ge continued to speak to himself: "In addition to this, I also specially prepared some French jokes. I believe they will like them very much."

Then, Bai Ge listed some humorous and witty jokes for everyone.

Question: What do you call a hundred thousand French people who raise their hands at the same time?

Answer: The French Army.

How can you recognize a French veteran?

Just look at their armpits; they're so well-tanned there.

What does 'Maginot' mean in German?

Welcome, welcome, a warm welcome.

No one could have reached Paris before France surrendered. You can't keep joking about Louis XVI, because there has to be a limit to how much you can joke about him.

Why was the First French Empire so powerful? Because Napoleon was a Corsican.

"Oh yes, and the funniest idea I have is to give this outfit to the principal. His name happens to be Adolf."

Everyone: "..."

"Haha, what a humorous joke..." Baiyin Yuxing clapped his hands with a stiff expression.

Bai Ge's jokes were truly heart-wrenching. Coupled with that outfit, it was likely to break the French communication guard in no time.

In fact, Bai Ge didn't necessarily target those exchange students. He mainly heard Adolf say that he planned to use these exchange students to train Baiyin Yuxing.

In particular, the vice president of the student union on the exchange student side won the French Debate Championship for two consecutive years. He is said to be extremely sharp-tongued and is particularly good at personal attacks.

Bai Ge thought that Adolf's idea of training Baiyin Yuxing was a good one, but with Baiyin Yuxing's eloquence, he probably wouldn't be able to win the argument, so he specially prepared these things just in case.

Because in a sense, Bai Ge is still quite protective of his son.

There was just one thing Bai Ge didn't quite understand, that was the other side didn't speak Japanese, and Baiyin Yuxing didn't speak French. Neither side could understand what the other was saying, and he didn't know whether Adolf's so-called training was really effective.

"By the way, President, you don't speak French, right?" Bai Ge asked.

"That's right. Although I've been practicing intensively recently, my progress in listening and speaking has been very slow."

When Baiyin Yuxing mentioned this, he felt distressed. His English was okay, and he had no problem taking the exam, but he needed more practice in speaking.

But French was really a headache for him.

"That's perfect. I'll teach you a few everyday expressions that you won't learn from books. These few expressions will be enough to deal with them."

"That's great!"

Kaguya Shinomiya, who was standing by, saw that Bai Ge was so diligent today, and at first she thought that Bai Ge had changed his personality.

But when she heard that the so-called 'daily expressions' that Bai Ge taught Baiyin Yuxing were all swear words, she knew that she was still too naive.

Poor Baiyin Yuxing was ultimately played around by Bai Ge.

Longzhu Tao also felt something was wrong, so she asked Hayasaka Ai next to her in a low voice.

When Hayasaka Ai heard Longzhutao ask her, she translated a few sentences that were not so dirty.

After listening to Hayasaka Ai's translation, Longzhu Tao showed an expression of "as expected".

"I told you, Bai Ge can't really teach you those boring everyday expressions..."

Hayasaka Ai: “…”

No wonder you got it first.

Bai Ge was teaching Bai Yin Yu Xing, and everyone couldn't stop him, so they turned their attention back to the cardboard box containing the cosplay props.

Fujiwara Chika rummaged through the box for a while and took out a few animal ear headbands.

"Everyone come and try it on, it will look very cute!"

Then, regardless of whether everyone agreed or not, Fujiwara Chika gave everyone a headband.

Longzhu Tao got wolf ears, Shinomiya Kaguya got cat ears, and Hayasaka Ai got fox ears.

Chika Fujiwara chose a pair of rabbit ears for herself, which she thought was very cute.

As for Ishigami Yuu...

He looked at the headband in his hand, which was obviously used only for Halloween and looked like a knife piercing through the head, and remained silent for a long time.

Right, is that right?

Long Zhutao was not averse to this kind of thing, but as soon as she saw these animal ears, some memories unique to the night appeared in her mind involuntarily.

And compared to wearing animal ears herself, she actually prefers Bai Ge's animal ears, especially since Bai Ge can grow them himself.

Just thinking about Bai Ge in that form, Long Zhutao's mouth corners couldn't help but rise slightly.

She still has a lot of photos in her mobile phone, and she often takes them out to appreciate them carefully when no one is around.

The same idea as Longzhu Tao is shared by Shinomiya Kaguya and Hayasaka Ai. It's a pity that they don't have the same benefits as Longzhu Tao.

Bai Ge, who was teaching Baiyin Yuxing how to swear, suddenly felt a strange chill. When he turned around, he saw three women holding animal ear headbands and staring at him.

He glanced at the headband and asked tentatively, "You don't want to..."

The third woman: nodded.

Bai Ge felt his scalp tingling.

I can understand why Shinomiya Kaguya and Hayasaka love him, but why does Ryuju Momo?

Hasn’t she watched and played enough?