I traveled through time and space and became the Archbishop of Stormwind!
Chapter 317 Hubble wants...
"Yes! And! Um, how should I put it?"
"What are you talking about? Let me tell you, your eldest brother is not at home, so it's normal for the second brother to make the decision. It seems that your strength is indeed not that good. What's the saying? If you don't listen to the old man's advice, you will suffer the consequences. I let you catch mice to train your reaction sensitivity. If you have something to say, just say it. If not, I'm leaving!"
"I know, I know. I should listen. I just reported the situation to my second brother. I still have an older brother, right? This, too, is a bit of a problem. Alas, I feel very aggrieved..."
"What did your elder brother do to you? Are you still feeling wronged?"
"Here, look, um,"
Can you imagine a red tiger being so timid? Alvin got goosebumps anyway.
Harper pointed to the trees and flowers in the yard.
"Look, the ice and snow are melting, everything is reviving, and it's spring time..."
Wait, why does this sound so familiar?
Alvin added inexplicably.
"Is it mating season again for the animals in Eversong Forest?"
Harper grinned, revealing what he considered a charming smile: "Yes~"
Alvin laughed heartily and came up to ask, "Are you saying that you're lonely and want to find a partner?"
Harper looked at Alvin sheepishly, then at Vereesa, and nodded.
Solanlian and Calpurnia beside them were laughing so hard that they couldn't even straighten their backs.
Vereesa's face turned red, and she squatted down with her hands covering her face, burying her face between her knees. Sylvanas looked indifferent, but seeing her pointed ears turning red and twitching, she seemed quite embarrassed.
Although the elves didn't understand what Harper said, they roughly knew what happened by listening to what Alvin said and seeing Sabretooth's embarrassed look.
Alvin almost couldn't help laughing several times, and now even his gossipy heart was burning.
He squatted next to Harper, stroked the saber-toothed tiger's head, and said, "Tell me more about this. Do animals like you who work as hunters' pets also need to find partners?"
Harper rolled her eyes.
"Of course. Before we became pets, he was first an animal. Animals have the instinct to reproduce and continue their lineage. Look at the way I used the word, instinct. The kind that even my master can't stop!"
"Then go find someone. Your owner can't stop you, right? Just go out on the street, see someone with a cat, grab them and run into the woods."
"Alas, the master doesn't care, but my eldest brother does..."
"Your elder brother? Lady Alleria's pet? He doesn't allow you to date anymore?"
"Um......"
Harper nodded aggrievedly, and said with a pained look on his face, "Yes, otherwise I wouldn't be so frustrated!"
This touches upon a bit of a blind spot in knowledge. Alvin really doesn't know much about the hunter profession, and there aren't any hunters among his partners, otherwise he could consult about pet dating.
"Why doesn't your elder brother let you have a partner?"
"How could I know!"
Harper shook his head violently.
"The key is that he already has a partner! And several! Who can he complain to?! I know everything. There are several in Silvermoon City! And even in Eversong Forest!
I also saw it when I went to war last time. My eldest brother has developed several girlfriends in the barracks! Those girls looked at my eldest brother strangely when they saw him!
“Hahahahahaha…”
Alvin finally couldn't help it, he knelt on the ground with his hands on the ground and laughed so hard that tears came out.
Having said that, he basically understood.
Harper is the third brother in the family, and is disciplined by his eldest and second brothers every day. His second brother always makes him go out to catch mice on the street, and his eldest brother prevents him from finding a partner, which makes the young man feel very frustrated...
Alvin wiped his tears and continued to ask, "Then why can your eldest brother find a partner but not you? Does your second brother have a partner?"
"Yeah, he didn't say anything when my second brother got a girlfriend, so the whole family only cares about me!"
Harper became angry again as he spoke, and he dug the ground with his two claws. After a while, he dug out a small hole in the earth. However, when he saw that this was not his home, he silently pushed the earth back into the hole and filled it up.
"Logically, it shouldn't be like that. Even though your butt is injured, you've at least contributed to the family. It's more than enough to award you a large medal to hang on your butt. Did your eldest brother really not say anything?"
Harper thought for a moment and said, "I think he said that I'm a little young and I need to wait another two years or something. But I don't think that's right. Look at it, even the rats on the street are in pairs! Who doesn't have a partner?
Even Alexstrasza the Life-Binder agrees!"
Alvin laughed heartily and pointed at the little red dragon, saying, "Hey, don't talk nonsense. Alexstrasza, the Life-Binder's daughter is here. Should we ask her to ask Her Majesty the Queen if she agrees with you being in a relationship?"
Harper looked at Akalitassa, took a deep breath, and said guiltily, "No, no, how can you really ask? This is what I mean. You should understand the meaning..."
"I've figured it out. Your eldest brother thinks you're not old enough, so he doesn't approve of you dating. And now you're complaining. So, you say it yourself. On one side is your instinct, approved by the Life Binder, and on the other side is your eldest brother. Who do you listen to?"
Harper thought for a moment, then whispered, "I still have to listen to my elder brother...his tickling hurts..."
"What kind of animal is your big brother? Why is he tickling you?"
"Big Brother is an owl."
Oh, yes! It suddenly occurred to Alvin that the statue of Alleria at the entrance to Stormwind City seemed to have an owl with it!
My goodness, this Harper's brother is even a famous figure on a statue! My apologies.
"Yeah, just listen to your big brother! You're so young, you could get chopped off the butt on the battlefield. If you get a girlfriend, won't that little tigress be heartbroken? I also think you should wait until you're a little older and stronger before getting a girlfriend, don't you think? You're losing your appetite and even going on a hunger strike over something like that. Isn't that a bit inappropriate?"
"Well, that's all we can do for now. The Red Dragon Queen really agrees, but my brother doesn't. If he doesn't agree, then forget it. I won't look for him for now."
"Right, a true man has great ambitions. There's a vast world with great potential. Invest your limited time in endless adventures!"
Alvin patted Harper on the head and stood up.
"Humph, you say it so easily. A full man doesn't know the hunger of a hungry man. You smell like a lot of women. I can see it. Which woman in this room doesn't like you?"
"..."
Wait, a room full of women...
Alvin thought, the Starwish sisters and the little red dragon are fine, but why did Harper include the Windrunner sisters as well?
Alvin squatted down again and held the tiger's head affectionately.
"Please elaborate on this..."
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