I traveled through time and space and became the Archbishop of Stormwind!

"Husband! Can't you think of a solution?! The store has had no customers for three days!"

A broad-waisted, chubby-looking woman was wiping her hands on her apron and complaining to a smoking male dwarf sitting on the doorstep.

"If you keep going like this, you'll be closed sooner or later!"

"Close the door, close the door, all they do all day is close the door! What can I do?!"

The dwarf called "husband" growled in a hoarse voice, knocked his pipe against the door frame, and sparks flew out, almost setting his beard on fire.

The dwarf hurriedly put out the sparks and breathed a sigh of relief.

"The Flavored Liver Pie shop next door is a chain store that just opened in Stormwind! I heard they already have over fifty stores in various locations! The boss is a Stormwind noble, a very wealthy one!"

"Look at that shop! It's clean and spacious, and even the lamps they use are made by dwarf craftsmen! Light a lamp at night, and the room will be as bright as day!"

"Look at the shop. They're all girls sent from Ironforge! They all wear the same uniform. Whenever a customer comes in, regardless of whether they want to eat or not, they have to say, 'Master, you're back!' Can our miners stand it?"

The dwarf slowly stood up, holding onto the door sill and spreading his hands.

"Look at us again!"

The dwarf pointed angrily around the room.

"This door, this table, this chair, this decor, and even this blood sausage! It's been this way since my grandfather's generation! Three words can sum it up: fishy, pungent, and smelly!"

"And you, tell me, did you break a customer's nose again last week?! Forget about the customers, I'm fucking tired of it!"

"Humph! This lousy restaurant is closed!"

When the woman saw her husband getting angry, she immediately lost her temper and tore her apron with her two big hands in a panic. Suddenly, she was overwhelmed with grief and burst into tears.

"woo woo woo woo!"

"You damn thing! I shouldn't have married you!"

"You still call yourself the Blood Sausage Prince, the Great Intestine Lord... If you hadn't taken advantage of the beautiful night and secretly stuffed that disgusting blood sausage into my mouth, how could I have willingly married you?!"

"Nonsense! You clearly said my blood sausage was delicious that night!!"

"You liar! Ugh, uh, uh, uh..."

"..."

"Cough cough,"

The sound of coughing at the door interrupted the quarrel between the two.

The dwarf looked towards the door and saw a human man standing outside the store. He was looking at him and his wife with an embarrassed expression, his mouth half open.

The man had a delicate appearance and was not very old, but the robe he wore was very ornate, and it was obvious that he was not a local.

What the hell, there haven't been any guests for three days, why is there someone here in the middle of the night?!

A wealthy guest?!

......

"Excuse me, owner. We are travelers passing through Thelsamar. We happened to be hungry when we got here. I heard that there is a specialty food here called blood sausage. I wonder if it would be convenient for you to let us in to try it?"

"Welcome, welcome! Please come in! Haha, old woman, go to the kitchen and bring up our best dishes!"

"No, no, we just want to try the blood sausage, nothing else..."

"Ah! I can tell from the looks of it that this guest is a distinguished guest from afar. Now that he's here, he must eat and drink his fill. Please take a seat."

The dwarf ran to the door like a barrel, stretched out his big hand and grabbed the corner of Alvin's robe, as if he was afraid that the fat sheep he had caught would run away.

"welcome,"

The dwarf's wife quickly wiped her tears and forced a smile. She felt embarrassed that the client saw her and her husband arguing.

"I'll prepare it right away. Please sit down and I'll serve the food right away!"

Alvin wanted to say something, but the dwarf dragged him into the store with great force.

My goodness, this dwarf is probably as powerful as a kodo!

Helpless, Alvin, who was forced to sit down by the shoulders, could only smile bitterly and said to the outside: "Everyone, come in, the owner is so welcoming, let's try the blood sausage here today."

Before he finished speaking, a beautiful red-haired woman jumped in excitedly from outside. She was wearing red leather armor decorated with dragon scales.

As soon as the girl came in, she saw Alvin already sitting down.

"Brother Alvin! I'm here! I'm hungry again! The horse just now was too small, it's not enough!"

Wow, this human man is not alone, I’m making a profit this time!

The dwarf immediately smiled.

"Little girl! Now that you're here, don't leave. Come in and try the Selsamar specialty—blood sausage! Haha, come quickly!"

The dwarf ran to the girl again and reached out to pull her clothes, but the girl didn't even lower her head or look at him. She swung her arm and hit the dwarf who was trying to pull her.

"Pah! Gulp!"

How did the dwarf run over and roll to the wall?

"Ouch, ouch,"

The dwarf struggled to his feet and looked at the girl who had just entered in surprise. How could this girl be so strong?!

The girl saw the dwarf being pushed away and said embarrassedly, "Oh, sorry! I didn't see you!"

Then he turned around and shouted to the door, "Sister Calpurnia, come in quickly, there's food here!"

Soon, an orange-haired Quel'dorei girl walked in.

Calpurnia smelled a pungent fishy odor from a long distance away. If it weren't for Alvin's introduction, she would never have believed that the restaurant was located in such a smelly place.

The girl believed that if it weren't for Alvin, she would never have come to such a place to eat in her life.

"This is also a test, part of the adventure. Come on, Calpurnia!"

Calpurnia prepared herself mentally and followed Akalitasa into the restaurant.

"Wow! It's even more pungent in here!"

The elf felt a little dizzy. Why did it smell so bad?

What's this smell?

It smells like the intestines of some wild beast that have been soaked in wine lees overnight, and then soaked in homeless people's feet for a full 180 days!

"Caponia, here! Haha!"

Alvin greeted Calpurnia with a smile.

The elf looked up and saw that Alvin and Akalitraza were already sitting at the dining table, eagerly waiting for their food to be served.

......

Caponia sat next to Alvin under pressure, and the dwarf shop owner next to him was diligently introducing the local delicacies to Alvin.

"Forget it, forget it. Anyway, let's just serve whatever is delicious. We have a big eater here, so we won't have to worry about not being able to finish it all!"

The dwarf smiled and said, "Okay! Please wait a moment, the food will be here soon!"

After saying that, the dwarf couple brought out large plates from the kitchen like a stream of water. There were bread, beef, beer and juice.

"Guest, please take a look!"

The dwarf smiled and placed a plate on the already filled table.

The round slices of meat have been sliced one by one, with red edges and exuding a unique flavor.

"This is our most famous delicacy - Selsamar blood sausage!"