Siheyuan: tomb robbing? I am serious about hunting.

"Lao Hu, Fatty, look at their eyes!"

Upon hearing this, Fatty and Hu Bayi hurriedly looked over.

I saw that the eyes of everyone in the painting were glowing a strange red light.

Under the dim light, it looks particularly weird!

The fat man's scalp tingled, "What the hell is this?"

Hu Bayi frowned and walked to the mural, shining a flashlight on it carefully.

"I don't see anything strange. Maybe it's just that the paint is red."

The fat man was the most impatient. Seeing that Hu Bayi was fine when approaching the mural, he suddenly became bolder and reached out to touch the eyes in the painting.

"I want to see what painted this red color, why ..."

Before he could finish his words, the fat man felt a sharp pain in his fingertips, as if he was bitten by something.

Then, a strange fragrance entered my nose and everything in front of me began to become blurry.

"Ouch, this painting is really prickly..."

The fat man shook his hands and muttered something.

But the next second, the expression on his face became strange.

Then he knelt down with a thud.

He kowtowed to the emperor on the mural with a flattering smile on his face.

"Your Majesty... Your Majesty... I pay my respects to you..."

Chu Tian's heart skipped a beat. There really was something wrong with this red thing!

Hu Bayi realized something was wrong and reached out to pull Fatty, "Fatty, wake up, you are not a slave, you are the fucking Fatty!"

But the fat man didn't know where he got the strength from, and he actually shook off Hu Bayi's hand.

"Hehehe, Your Majesty, don't be angry, I will give you a back massage right now..."

As he spoke, he crawled to the front of the mural using his hands and feet and began to gesture towards the emperor's portrait.

Hu Bayi gritted his teeth and slapped the fat man hard, "Fatty, wake up now, you damn fat man!"

But the fat man just touched his beaten face, smiled foolishly and said: "Your Majesty, you beat me so well, I like it..."

Hu Bayi was so angry that he almost vomited blood. This fat guy is really hopeless!!!

"Fatty, are you possessed by evil spirits?"

"possible."

Hu Bayi was so anxious that he was sweating profusely. "If this continues, this kid will really become a fool!"

Chu Tian grabbed Hu Bayi and said in a deep voice: "Don't panic, this red paint should have some kind of hallucinogenic ingredient added to it. We have to find a way to wake the fat man up first!"

He rolled his eyes and figured it out.

He calmly walked to the fat man, pretending to check on him, but actually quietly opened the system mall.

Enter the word "psychedelic" and a list of products pops up immediately:

[Strong psychedelic drugs: After taking them, you can experience a whole new world and have extraordinary fun! (Note: Side effects are unknown, use with caution)]

[Sober Pills: Quickly remove the hallucinogenic effects and return you to the real world! (Note: The effect varies from person to person, please do not overdose)]

[Out-of-body Experience Card: Experience the wonderful feeling of the soul leaving the body and explore the unknown world! (Note: Unpredictable risks may occur during use, please choose carefully)]

……

"Sobering pill? That's it!"

Chu Tian clicked to buy without hesitation, and then put the sobering pills into his backpack.

He cleared his throat and said to Hu Bayi, "Don't worry, Lao Hu. I think I remembered that I brought some medicine in my bag. Maybe it will be useful for Fatty's condition."

When Hu Bayi heard this, his eyes suddenly lit up, "Really? What medicine? Take it out and let me see it!"

Chu Tian began to search in his backpack.

"found it!"

Chu Tian first exclaimed in pretended surprise, then handed a mung bean-sized pill to Hu Bayi.

"Look, does this work?"

Hu Bayi took the pill and, with the help of the flashlight, carefully read the instructions on it.

After a while, he suddenly raised his head, his eyes gleaming with surprise, "God knows there is always a way out! This medicine works! Fatty can be saved!"

At this time, the fat man didn't hear the conversation between the two at all and was still immersed in his own world.

He made various poses facing the mural, and his flattering tone gave people goose bumps.

"Oh, my emperor, please be gentle. My old bones can't stand your torture..."

……

Hu Bayi tried hard to suppress his inner speechlessness, pried open the fat man's mouth, and stuffed the pill in.

The air seemed to freeze at this moment...

Chu Tian and Hu Bayi both held their breath, staring at the fat man, waiting for a miracle to happen.

"Brother Tian, ​​does this thing work? Why is there no reaction yet?"

Hu Bayi waited for a long time, but there was no movement from the fat man, and his heart began to beat fast again.

"Don't worry. Any medicine takes time to take effect."

"Well, that makes sense."

Hu Bayi had no choice but to continue staring at the fat man, praying silently in his heart that the pill would really work.

Time passed by minute by minute, and just when Hu Bayi was about to lose his patience, the fat man finally responded.

His originally obsessed expression slowly turned into one of pain, he let out inarticulate groans, and his body began to tremble violently.

"Ouch, my head...why does it hurt so much..."

The fat man held his head with both hands, rolled on the ground in pain, and kept muttering.

Hu Bayi saw this and quickly grabbed him, "Fatty, what's wrong with you? Wake up!"

Sure enough, after a while, the fat man's symptoms gradually eased and his facial expression gradually returned to normal.

He staggered to his feet, touched his red face, and looked at Hu Bayi with confusion, "Old Hu, why did you hit me? You were really ruthless!"

Hu Bayi rolled his eyes at him angrily: "Hit you? I wish I could shoot you to death! You almost became the emperor's personal eunuch just now, do you know that?"

"What? Your Majesty? Eunuch?"

The fat man was completely confused and had no idea what Hu Bayi was talking about.

"Old Hu, are you possessed by evil spirits? Why are you talking nonsense?"

Hu Bayi knocked him on the head in anger, "It's not me who is possessed by evil spirits, it's you! Look at what you did just now, it's really embarrassing!"

The fat man covered his head with his hands, looking aggrieved, "Possessed? What do you mean by possessed? How could I be possessed?"

Chu Tian patted his shoulder and explained: "The red paint you touched contained hallucinogens. You had hallucinations, so you..."

"Hallucinogens? I was wondering why I felt like I was dreaming. Turns out this thing is the cause of the problem!"

"Hey Fatty, if Brother Tian hadn't brought the medicine, you would have been a eunuch here for the rest of your life!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the fat man hugged Chu Tian and cried out in tears: "Brother Tian, ​​my savior! You are really my second parent! From now on, you are my real brother, you say one and I will never say two, if you want the stars in the sky, I, the fat man, will pick them for you even if I risk my life!"

Chu Tian was almost breathless due to his sudden enthusiasm, and finally managed to pull the human figure off his body.

"Alright, alright, stop being so cheesy, you're strangling me to death!"

The fat man scratched his head in embarrassment and chuckled, "Isn't this too exciting? Well, Brother Tian, ​​shall we continue moving forward?"

"What else?" Hu Bayi rolled his eyes at him. "Do you want to set up camp here and spend the night with the 'concubines' on the murals?"

When the fat man heard this, he shuddered and waved his hands quickly, "No, no, no, Lao Hu, don't scare me, let's go, let's go!"