The villain stole my heart, I stole his pants

This was what he had just taken from Erxi.

Xiao Sanlang: I'm not stealing! As the third brother, I'm just helping the fourth brother to take a look!

Xiao Sanlang saw only one sentence written on the envelope.

【Fourth brother, come back safely. 】

Xiao Sanlang's expression instantly improved.

It turns out that these were not the kind of seductive dirty talk or love words.

Xiao Sanlang had just hidden the letter when he heard Shen Zhiyi praising King Li for being a virgin.

He didn't know what virginity was.

but.

"Shen Zhiyi!"

Xiao Sanlang rushed out and shouted, "I have never had a woman!"

"I haven't touched a woman yet!"

"I've never even held a woman's hand!"

Xiao Sanlang held his head high and chest out, with his hands on his hips, looking so proud that passers-by turned around to look at him frequently.

Jun Qingjiu pursed his pretty mouth and looked at the three inches below Xiao Sanlang's waist and abdomen with a strange look.

Shen Zhiyi covered his face.

[Third brother, you are already 21 this year! In ancient times, you are old enough to be a father! ]

[Is it glorious to say in public that you are a virgin? ]

Xiao Sanlang rushed to Shen Zhiyi in a rage and said, "Shen Zhiyi, don't you believe me?"

"I'm telling the truth! Ask my elder brother and the second brother, and ask the people in the Xiao Mansion. I really have never touched a woman!"

The servants in the Xiao residence nodded one after another and testified for Xiao Sanlang.

Butler Li, who was passing by, was pulled over by Xiao Sanlang to testify.

"Uncle Li, please tell Shen Zhiyi if I have never touched a woman!"

Butler Li nodded with gritted teeth: "Yes, yes! Not only the Third Young Master, but all five Young Masters don't have women or concubines."

Xiao Sanlang felt even more proud.

Now, passers-by looked at him with even more strange eyes.

Shen Zhiyi quickly stood on tiptoe and covered his third brother's big mouth with his hand.

"Brother San, please stop talking! Is this glorious?"

not at all!

Xiao Sanlang: “…”

Why does this tone sound so familiar?

Oh.

My eldest brother said the same thing.

The eldest brother was assimilated by Shen Zhiyi.

Woo woo woo, Shen Zhiyi’s hands smell so good.

Shen Zhiyi touched me with his hand!

Xiao Sanlang's excited heart was like a thousand horses galloping, and he grinned like a crazy fan.

Shen Zhiyi: She touched me! She touched me!

Who in the family understands?

Shen Zhiyi must like me!

absolute!

Xiao Sanlang stared at Shen Zhiyi with a smile in his slender eyes, and his nose was always sniffing the palm of Shen Zhiyi's hand.

It smelled so good that he wanted to lick it with his tongue.

And he did just that.

[Brother San, why are you biting me? If your mouth itches, go bite Xiao Hei! ]

Shen Zhiyi was so scared that his palm shuddered and he quickly pulled his hand back.

Xiao Sanlang grabbed Shen Zhiyi's hand, raised his eyebrows, raised his eyes, propped one hand on the pillar next to him, and raised his chin handsomely:

"Shen Zhiyi, don't like me, it will lead to nothing!"

"Don't be obsessed with me. I'm not in the arena anymore."

"I just treat you as my sister. I am your third brother! Your third brother is very handsome, but you can't like your third brother."

Shen Zhiyi rolled his eyes and shook off his hand: "Third brother, if you are sick, remember to go see a doctor!"

[Third brother is becoming more and more narcissistic! Could it be that he got it from me? ]

Xiao Sanlang: “!!”

This is the wrong reaction!

Could it be that Shen Zhiyi doesn't really like me? I don't believe it!

Jun Qingjiu was in a good mood when he saw his brother and Xiao Sanlang being humiliated.

very good!

The road to chasing a wife is long!

She loves to watch!

"Your Highness, Prince Li wants to see you."

Suddenly a palace maid walked up to Jun Qingjiu and whispered in his ear.

Jun Qingjiu's beautiful eyes frowned, "My brother is choosing a concubine, but I am not choosing one. What am I going to do? I don't want to go back! I finally got to see my sister Zhiyi."

The maid said, "But King Li said you must go back."

"Sake beauty, please come back to the palace soon. I will miss you~Trojan horse"

Shen Zhiyi made a little heart shape to Jun Qingjiu.

"Sister Zhiyi, wait for me. I'll come back to find you right after I beat up my brother!"

Jun Qingjiu also made many little heart gestures to her before hurriedly leaving the Xiao family.

Xiao Sanlang bit his lip again out of jealousy.

Why didn't Shen Zhiyi give me a little heart?

but……

Now it's just me and Shen Zhiyi!!

Everyone else is not here!

I can have Shen Zhiyi all to myself!

With an excited heart and trembling hands, Xiao Sanlang squatted opposite Shen Zhiyi.

"Shen Zhiyi, what are you doing?"

Shen Zhiyi held Xiao Hei in his arms and said, "Shush~Shh~"

Help Xiao Hei pee.

"Brother San, don't come over here! Get out of the way! Otherwise Xiao Hei will bite you..."

As soon as Xiao Sanlang sat down opposite Shen Zhiyi, he was hit in the chest by Xiao Hei.

If Xiao Sanlang hadn't reacted and stood up quickly, his head would have been covered in dog urine.

Xiao Sanlang looked at his clothes soaked by dog ​​urine. His handsome face turned black and blue, blue and purple. His chest heaved so hard that he almost wanted to hit someone.

"Shen Zhiyi!"

Super angry and super loud!

Shen Zhiyi lifted Xiao Hei to cover his face and hid timidly behind Xiao Hei's butt.

"Third brother, kill the dog to warn me!"

Xiao Hei also squeezed hard behind Shen Zhiyi.

"Wang Wang Wang!"

Don't kill the dog!

Xiao Sanlang grabbed Xiao Hei who was standing in front of Shen Zhiyi, and stared at Shen Zhiyi with his scarlet and fierce eyes.

He now finally understood Chen Chusheng's feelings at that time.

I was so angry that I wanted to kill the dog!

Then give Shen Zhiyi a beating as well!

"Third brother...I'm sorry...I didn't know you were going to squat down."

Shen Zhiyi looked at his fingers with grievance, lowered his head, and lowered it again and again, until his head was almost touching the ground.

The two little hands were also nervously pulling at the dress.

【Third brother is very angry! 】

[I climbed onto Third Brother's bed to complete a mission and peeked at him taking a bath, but he wasn't this angry... He wouldn't slap me to death, would he?!]

[Brother San, spare my life! Show mercy! Xiao Hei kowtows to you! ]

Shen Zhiyi raised his head bravely, "Third brother, don't be angry, I know I was wrong, Third brother~"

[When necessary, it is better to use something soft. Brother San can handle both soft and hard things. ]

The fair little hand pulled Xiao Sanlang's sleeve and poked Xiao Sanlang's angry face.

Xiao Sanlang really fell for this.

Especially when Shen Zhiyi made little movements, his eyes rolled around nervously. He had so many little ideas, and he was so clever and cute!

Xiao Sanlang just falls for Shen Zhiyi's tricks!

wrong.

Shen Zhiyi likes all of them.

Even though he was scolded by Shen Zhiyi, he was still very happy.

When Xiao Sanlang was poked by Shen Zhiyi, his anger was released.

"No! I'm still very angry at Shen Zhiyi! How are you going to compensate me?"

Let Shen Zhiyi do the laundry, he really can't bear to do it.

Shen Zhiyi had never scrubbed him a bath, so why should he scrub the dog's urine? ?

He doesn't allow it!

When Shen Zhiyi saw that his third brother's chest had calmed down, he knew that he had calmed down.

[Third brother is a liar. He is not even angry, but he still says he is angry. He just wants to exploit me. ]

Xiao Sanlang curled the corners of his mouth.

How to do!

Shen Zhiyi really understands him!

Xiao Sanlang was so arrogant: "Shen Zhiyi, you peed all over me, you have to promise me one thing!"

Shen Zhiyi's ears twitched: "Okay, I admit it."

She retracted her hand, pinched her nose and urged Xiao Sanlang: "Third brother, you stink!"

"Shen Zhiyi, you despise me! You don't love me anymore... I stink!"

Xiao Sanlang smelled the stench on his body and couldn't help but ejaculate.

He got up and ran, then turned back to instruct Shen Zhiyi.

"Hold on there and wait for me! Do you hear me?"

"I know, Third Brother!"

Shen Zhiyi responded perfunctorily.

[I am not a three-year-old child anymore. My brothers treat me like a child. Hmm, are they afraid that I will run away again? …]

[Now is an opportunity to run away, but I don’t want to run away today, I’ll wait two days. ]

[My second brother is outside right now. I might be caught by him again.]

[I must be fully prepared for my next escape! I must not be caught again! ]

Shen Zhiyi grabbed the dog's paw and swore.

"Excuse me, is this the Xiao family?"

A little boy dressed like an ordinary person walked up to Shen Zhiyi and asked.

Shen Zhiyi: "Yes, kid, who are you looking for in the Xiao family?"

The little boy handed her the letter: "This is a letter from Wen Tingjun to a girl named Shen Zhiyi. He asked me to help him deliver it."