The villain stole my heart, I stole his pants

"Third brother is heartbroken?"

Shen Zhiyi's curiosity was instantly aroused.

"Third brother has someone he likes? Who is it? Do I know him?"

Xiao Hechuan picked up a piece of pork head with the chopsticks he had used and fed it to Shen Zhiyi's mouth.

"I heard the third brother mention it. It seems to be the daughter of a minister. He said that the girl didn't like him. He was very sad these days and couldn't sleep well."

Xiao Hechuan said: "The third brother's hand was cut because he was rejected by the girl last night."

Xiao Hechuan could tell with his knees that the third brother must have cut himself because Shen Zhiyi came to find him.

Shen Zhiyi was stunned as he ate the delicious food his elder brother fed him.

"Third brother, this fire pot, has actually fallen in love for the first time! How rare!"

"No wonder Third Brother seems to be having his period these past two days. He is moody and always mad at me and glares at me for no apparent reason."

[My third brother was rejected by the person he liked, and he was upset so he took it out on me! ]

[Third brother, your behavior is worse than that of an animal! I despise you! ]

A smile appeared on Xiao Hechuan's handsome face.

"You also know that the third brother's mouth is irritating, and naturally it also irritated the girl he liked."

Shen Zhiyi agreed very much.

[Third brother’s temper is like a piece of stinky dog ​​shit, smelly and hard, and his mouth is irritating. I can’t stand being with him, let alone other girls. ]

[Anyway, the third brother has been isolated from the opposite sex since he was a child. When he was in school, there were no female classmates who played with him. ]

Xiao Hechuan advised her: "So, don't disturb the third brother these days, let him be alone."

Shen Zhiyi nodded: "Okay, big brother, I won't bother third brother."

[I am a model student, so I cannot behave like a mistress! ]

[Third brother has someone he likes, I have to keep my distance from him! ]

Xiao Hechuan: "Zhi Yi is really obedient."

He stretched out his big hand and gently rubbed Shen Zhiyi's head, his cold eyes revealing a strong possessiveness that seemed to want to devour her.

[Big brother’s palms are so warm and gentle! That’s right, big brother is also strange, sometimes he is cold to me, and sometimes he is so gentle. ]

Xiao Hechuan: “???”

Shen Zhiyi has something against me?

No!

Shen Zhiyi's attention must be diverted!

Pull the second brother out to help the eldest brother share the burden.

Xiao Hechuan said: "The second brother also has someone he likes."

Shen Zhiyi was shocked: "What? Second brother also has someone he likes? Who is it?"

Shen Zhiyi was angry.

[My second brother has someone he likes and he wanted to kiss me last night? ? ]

[Xiao Yan! You big scumbag! Big pig's hoof! Playboy! I wish you a second of pleasure on your wedding night!!! A thousand miles of it!]

Xiao Hechuan continued, "It seems to be someone from Lao Er's business world. He went out early today to go on a date with that girl."

Xiao Hechuan thought to himself: I didn't lie, the second brother does have someone he likes.

Xiao Hechuan: I just didn't tell Shen Zhiyi that the second brother likes her, I just hid the name.

[It turns out that my second brother ran away to have a love affair! ]

[Too much! Xiao Yan, you are going too far! ]

[You value women over girls! It’s fine if you value women over girls, but you also want to have two relationships at the same time! ! ]

[Xiao Yan, I hate you! I will never talk to you again! ]

[The engagement must be cancelled immediately! ! ! ]

Xiao Hechuan smiled again and gave Shen Zhiyi another piece of pork head as a reward.

Shen Zhi realized that his fifth brother also left in a hurry.

[No! Fifth brother is studying hard recently. He still has more than half a month before the Spring Examination.]

[And the fifth brother is a good little boy, he doesn't know how to fall in love! ]

[At least not now, the fifth brother only has eyes for books. ]

Xiao Hechuan's smile turned cold.

Are you so confident in Laowu?

It seems like I have to spread some rumors about Lao Wu.

Xiao Hechuan said calmly: "Lao Wu was also with a girl last night. Lao Wu plans to pass the exam and marry his beloved girl."

Xiao Hechuan: Lao Wu was with Shen Zhiyi last night.

The fifth brother did plan to pass the imperial examination and marry Shen Zhiyi.

Xiao Hechuan said: I didn't lie, I just didn't say the name.

[Shock, shock, shock, shock, shock, shock, shock, it has taken me fifty years!!!]

[It’s fine that my second and third brothers are single, but how come my fifth brother is also single? Then I have no brothers left, and no one can play with me. ]

[I finally got four more brothers these past two days, and the relationship I had with them was restored, but it lasted less than three days.]

Shen Zhiyi sighed.

【Why. 】

【Why! 】

【Hey……】

【Ah~~~~】

Xiao Hechuan had a cold and handsome face.

Wouldn't it be good for him, her elder brother, to accompany her?

"Branch meaning."

"Clam?"

Shen Zhiyi raised his head with a sad expression.

Xiao Hechuan picked up a piece of taro pork ribs and gave it to Shen Zhiyi, with a calm look on his stern face:

"Zhiyi, I don't like other girls."

All you need is a brother like me to accompany you.

Only your eldest brother treats you sincerely, your other brothers are unreliable.

"Brother, do you want to start a family as soon as possible?"

[If my eldest brother also gets married early, then I will have to move out of the Xiao family, because after all, I am the ex-fiancée of my brothers. ]

[Although it's just a verbal engagement, my brothers' wives might mind, so I have to avoid suspicion.]

Shen Zhiyi chewed the ribs, but it felt like he was eating mud and was hard to swallow.

Xiao Hechuan glanced at Shen Zhiyi coldly, as if he was looking at a thing in a bag.

"will not."

[That’s not bad. My eldest brother is not married. So it won’t be so awkward if I continue to live here…]

[Ah, I'm thinking too far ahead. By that time, the Xiao family may have been destroyed. My brothers and I may have died together.]

[But starting today, I'd better avoid suspicion with my brothers. ]

Xiao Hechuan achieved his goal, and his cold expression relaxed again.

There was a hint of tenderness in his cold voice: "Don't worry, Big Brother will always be with you."

Shen Zhiyi felt that he was in a bad mood today and his appetite became bigger. He drank three more bowls of soy milk, ate two more buns, and ate an more pot of pork head.

【When you are full, you won’t feel sad. 】

"By the way, big brother, when will fourth brother come back?"

Shen Zhiyi felt a little strange because his fourth brother didn't write back after going on the expedition.

The fourth brother went to war when Xiao Hei was just a few days old, and left Xiao Hei to be raised by his other brothers.

More than two months have passed in a flash.

[Although Fourth Brother hated me before, he would still write to me. ]

Xiao Hechuan's brows were furrowed again, and he looked extremely cold.

Almost forgot.

There is also a fourth child.

What if the fourth brother comes back and hears Shen Zhiyi's thoughts and suddenly changes his attitude towards Shen Zhiyi?

Xiao Hechuan said: "Your fourth brother met a girl he liked outside, so he didn't have time to write back."

Shen Zhiyi's frown could crush a pig.

[Are you guys trying a new way to get out of being single? Getting out of being single at the same time... and also getting heartbroken at the same time? ? ]

[But it doesn't matter as long as she's not the heroine, as long as they are happy. 】

Shen Zhiyi said to his eldest brother: "Brother, I will cancel the engagement with everyone when Fourth Brother comes back."