The villain stole my heart, I stole his pants

Shen Zhiyi's almond-shaped eyes blinked, and then turned a little red.

[Big brother actually chased me away? 】

[My intuition was right. My brother has really gone back to his old ways and started to hate me again.]

[Did I do something bad these days and make Big Brother unhappy? ]

[I have been eating melons these past few days. I ate melons in the doghouse, in Xiao Hei's chicken leg melon, in the toilet, on the bottom of the boat, and then in a few pots of pig head meat. I haven't eaten anything else...]

Shen Zhiyi clenched his fist angrily: "Brother, I won't leave!"

[If you tell me to leave, I will leave. I won’t leave! 】

[If I want to leave, I will do it secretly and sneak away alone! I don’t want to be chased away by my big brother! That would be so embarrassing! ]

[Well, actually I still want to try to save my brothers. I will do whatever I can. If I really can’t save them, I can only accept the fact that my eldest brother has turned into dog shit. Anyway, dog shit is also a good thing, it is a natural fertilizer.]

Xiao Hechuan: "..."

A little touched.

But not much.

Shen Zhiyi thought for a moment and said, "Brother, I have a friend... She dreamed that the Xiao family would be searched and a man in white would break in."

[As long as I say it the other way around, the rules won't let me know that I'm leaking the plot! ]

"Yes! This friend is Xiao Hei!"

[Yes! The rules in the book are that I am not allowed to leak the plot, and people are not allowed to leak the plot, but it does not say that dogs are not allowed to leak the plot. ]

[I am just conveying a message for Xiao Hei.]

[Rules, if you want to punish someone, punish Xiao Hei, not me.]

Xiao Hei: The dog was sleeping soundly in the doghouse, and a big pot came from home.

Xiao Hechuan listened to her nonsense: "..."

Does Shen Zhiyi really think that others are as stupid as she is?

Shen Zhiyi felt guilty when he saw that his elder brother didn't say anything.

[I also think this is too far-fetched, but I don’t know how to do it. This requires cooperation from Big Brother…]

Xiao Hechuan lied solemnly: "The third brother also dreamed that Xiao Hei told him in a dream that something bad would happen to the Xiao family in a month."

Xiao Hechuan comforted himself: It's good to be stupid occasionally.

[? Xiao Hei is so powerful? Could it be that Xiao Hei is the reincarnation of Erlang Shen? ]

[I am so amazing! I can always say something right even if it's just nonsense! ]

Xiao Hei: Okay, let’s play like this, right? It’s my bad luck!

Shen Zhiyi was afraid that she didn't explain it clearly enough, so Xiao Hechuan filled in the blanks for her.

"Uncle Li just buried the brocade bag this afternoon. Those who can come to the Xiao family in the evening are most likely the Eighth Prince's men who want to check whether Uncle Li put the brocade bag in. If the Eighth Prince finds out that the brocade bag is fake, he may continue to frame the Xiao family."

Xiao Hechuan: "Let's replace it with the real treasure bag and deceive the Eighth Prince first."

Shen Zhiyi nodded quickly: "Yes, yes, yes! That's right, that's right! Big brother's guess makes sense! Big brother is so smart!"

Xiao Sanlang outside the window eavesdropped silently and watched his hand bleed silently.

Why did Shen Zhiyi look for my brother instead of me?

Shen Zhiyi hurried to the osmanthus tree in the front yard.

Under the osmanthus tree, Shen Zhiyi was digging the soil with a big shovel, his eyes turning red.

I dig and dig and dig...

After digging, replace the fake treasure bag with a real one, then bury it with soil and you're done.

Shen Zhiyi also threw a piece of gold under the osmanthus tree and set two small traps.

"Brother, hide quickly!"

Shen Zhiyi pulled Xiao Hechuan to hide in the dry well and peek.

It was in a dry well behind Xiao Hei's original doghouse.

There is a doghouse in front and hay growing in the dry well, which makes it a perfect hiding place for eating melons!

Xiao Hechuan felt very resistant for a moment.

Then he silently lowered his tall and upright body and hid inside.

The dry well can barely accommodate two people and is quite crowded.

Xiao Hechuan's tall body curled up in the dry well, looking pitiful.

Shen Zhiyi leaned her petite body in his arms, stuck her head out, and ate the melon against the dry grass.

[Hero, come quickly! I've been waiting for you for a long time! ]

[The male protagonist's people definitely don't dare to go to the rooms of the eldest brother, the second brother, the third brother, the fourth brother, and the fifth brother, for fear of alerting the enemy, so the male protagonist's people will only come to confirm whether the lucky bag in the yard is real. ]

The system was a little worried: [You are interfering with the plot, right? What if the rules find out and change the plot direction again...]

Shen Zhiyi: [It has nothing to do with me, Shen Zhiyi! It was Xiao Hei who interfered! ]

[If it really doesn't work, then... just watch Big Brother and the Xiao family die together! ]

Xiao Sanlang, hiding on the roof, licked his wounds silently.

I hid on the roof and Shen Zhiyi couldn't find me.

Xiao Sanlang: Shen Zhiyi really doesn’t love me.

I waited for about two quarters of an hour, but in vain.

Shen Zhiyi dozed off leaning against Xiao Hechuan's broad chest.

The system suddenly called her: [Host, host! The male protagonist's people are here! ]

Shen Zhiyi grabbed Xiao Hechuan's sleeve to wipe his saliva, then opened his eyes.

A man in black wearing a silver mask suddenly appeared on the wall of the Xiao family.

The man in black checked the Xiao family's situation furtively.

[The person who delivered the golden envelope to Butler Li this afternoon was this Lao Hei! ]

The man in black made sure that everyone in the Xiao family was asleep and there was no movement before he jumped down from the wall.

After going down, the man in black went straight to the osmanthus tree.

Suddenly, he saw something glittering in the moonlight.

Gold ingot!

The man in black walked forward with saliva dripping from his mouth to pick up the gold ingots. Suddenly, a stick popped up from under his feet.

It went straight into his asshole.

Man in black: “Ah…”

The man in black quickly covered his mouth.

We can’t ruin the Eighth Prince’s plan!

The man in black was sweating profusely. He trembled as he reached behind his buttocks and pulled out the stick...

It was so sour and refreshing, so ecstatic, I wanted to scream...

[Hahaha, it’s so prosperous and I’m in a trance! ]

[Hey, Lao Hei, this is a great gift from me to you! Thank your male lead! ]

Shen Zhiyi covered his mouth, trying very hard to hold back his laughter.

Xiao Hechuan's forehead twitched and he simply couldn't bear to look at it.

He just saw Shen Zhiyi dawdling there and thought that Shen Zhiyi was playing with the mud, but he didn't expect...

I would like to ask, can this kind of sister be trained? Is there any hope?

Xiao Hechuan reached out and covered Shen Zhiyi's eyes, with a sullen look on his handsome face, not allowing her to look at him again.

Xiao Hechuan also had no idea how Shen Zhiyi, who had been under his strict watch since childhood, could do so many strange and bizarre things.

Xiao Sanlang on the roof suddenly felt his anus tighten.

hiss.

It hurts to look at it!

Xiao Sanlang reached out and touched his butt, thinking: Shen Zhiyi hates me, but Shen Zhiyi didn't poke me with a stick...

Xiao Sanlang comforted himself: So, Shen Zhiyi doesn't hate me that much, right? Right? Right, right, right?

The man in black covered his buttocks and reluctantly took out a shovel to dig out the brocade bag under the osmanthus tree and checked it.

After confirming that the brocade bag contained the things he had given to Butler Li, the man in black buried it back with a look of pain on his face.

Before the man in black left, he covered his butt and went to get the gold.

You can't get your butt kicked for nothing, you must pick up the gold!

Shen Zhi looked at the departing figure of the man in black with a malicious look.

[Lao Hei, hehe, do you think my money is so easy to take? ]

Xiao Hechuan pricked up his ears: "???"

What did Shen Zhiyi do again?

Xiao Yan, who was hiding behind the door on the left, also poked his head out curiously.

Xiao Qingran stuck his head out from the right door, with a book covering his head.

The man in black climbed up the wall and saw his hands gleaming in the bright moonlight: "???"

"Why is this gold fading?"

The man in black rubbed the gold again and found.

Wrapped in the gold is a dry gold ingot made of mud!

He got hit on the butt for nothing!

The man in black was so angry that he threw the gold back into the Xiao family's courtyard.

Only after the man in black left did Shen Zhiyi burst into laughter.

"Quack, quack, quack..."

[You didn’t expect it! The gold ingot is fake! ]

[Last year, my fourth brother and I went to the street and saw people making clay figurines. I made a clay figurine of a gold ingot and coated it with fake gold. Hahahaha! Anyway, I myself could be fooled by this clay figurine of a gold ingot! ]