Traveling through time, I'm making pancakes in Warhammer

"Squeaky..."

Howard gnawed on his arm amidst the disturbing sounds.

His teeth easily bit through his sallow skin and rubbed against his bones. Then he shook his head and tore off a large piece of flesh, chewed it hastily, and swallowed it into his stomach.

The devil was not surprised by Howard's behavior. He walked a few steps to Howard, then squatted down and watched him eat with interest.

"It seems that your taste is the same as ours." The devil said with a smile, his tone was like coaxing a puppy.

By this time, Howard had gnawed his right hand until only bones were left. Hearing the sound of living creatures, he pounced on the demon with his mouth open like a wild beast.

The devil raised his hand and clamped Howard's jaw precisely, so that no matter how Howard waved and grabbed, he could not touch him.

"If you want to use me as food, you are not qualified yet." The devil shook his head with a hint of regret, then threw Howard to the ground and snapped his fingers.

In an instant, all the delicacies around began to deteriorate. The huge cake began to collapse and grow, and finally turned into a pile of rotten meat and internal organs. The roast duck flying in the sky grew black feathers and bloody pupils, and turned into a vulture emitting a foul smell. The lobsters stacked on the ice came alive and crawled around, turning into scorpions waving their stingers. The river formed by fine wine began to turn black and bubble, and finally turned into a stinking ditch.

But in just a few tens of seconds, this place was transformed from a hall full of delicious food into a garbage station for processing offal and scraps from a slaughterhouse, full of flies, rats, maggots and beetles.

Howard in the garbage station gradually returned to his original appearance, but the wounds he had bitten himself did not heal. Although these wounds were not as deep as before where the bones could be seen, several pieces of flesh still fell off.

Howard, who had recovered, knelt on the ground. He retched as he savored the bloody taste in his mouth, and the sticky saliva he spat out still had the color of blood.

"It seems that delicious food still cannot satisfy your desires." The devil made his usual comment.

Howard covered his nose and stood up and said, "Even if you and I both know this is fake, can you wait until I'm gone before resetting it? Otherwise, how can I believe your tricks later?"

"Oh, sorry, we didn't consider this carefully." After saying that, the devil clapped his hands, and the garbage dump turned into a palace full of delicious food again.

"But who among the lives that come here doesn't know that these are fake? They just choose to die in their dreams." The devil said, and then he threw something to Howard. After Howard caught it, he found that it was a grape with slight teeth marks on it.

“But this grape is real.”

Howard put the grape in his pocket.

After following the demon for a while, they suddenly encountered a thick fog around them for some unknown reason. It was as thick as the evil wind that the demon had blown up to catch Tang Monk. When the fog dissipated, the demon had disappeared and the surrounding scenery had changed drastically.

Howard now found himself in a gloomy jungle, where gnarled branches tangled and twisted, withered leaves completely obscured the sky, and muddy, wet soil lay beneath his feet. In the darkness beyond, countless unidentified creatures stared at him with glowing eyes.

Howard groped his way forward in the darkness, trying to find Om Messiah to illuminate the way, but Om Messiah did not respond to his call. Since being taken away by the devil, Om Messiah seemed to have entered a state of deep hibernation.

Howard's foot slowly landed, but he stepped on a dead branch and broke it, making a "crackling" sound. This sound seemed to wake up the sleeping crows and bats, and they flapped their wings and surrounded Howard, making strange noises.

After stumbling along in this strange forest for who knows how long, Howard suddenly saw a warm light in the distance. He finally walked there and found that it was a church with only ruins left.

And on the broken wall of the church, sat a man Howard knew.

Four blue-skinned limbs!

...No, it's Lani.

It's just that this Lani seems to have been modified to R18. Her body, originally woven from straw and hemp rope, has become delicate skin, and the snow girl costume she wears has also been artistically simplified with a lot of fabric.

"My king, I have been waiting here for a long time." Lani gently jumped down from the wall and naturally took Howard's hand. "I can sense your fatigue. Please come with me and rest for a while."

Then Lani led Howard into the church. It looked like the Church of Eile, but there was no sign of the merchant Gale. In the center of the church, the original blessing position was replaced by a bonfire. Beside the bonfire, there were other people Howard knew waiting for his arrival.

"Master Witcher, I have searched countless worlds and finally met you in this world." It was Givaire who said this.

"Greetings, Lord Ashes."

……

In addition to Ciri and the Fire Keeper, Howard also saw Melina, Link in dancer costume, Jerusalem... and even Baaaa and Tarecgosa in dragon form?

Like Lani, these characters are all marked with the R18 cool mod.

"Oh shit, so this is what my XP is like?" Howard thought to himself.

Howard also sat by the campfire surrounded by these characters. They were reserved but enthusiastic, and their hair and skin brushed against Howard's fingertips intentionally or unintentionally. They also quickly discovered Howard's injuries and began to bandage him, then recited familiar healing spells. Howard saw that the wound on his hand was healing at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"My king," La whispered softly into Howard's ear, and her warm breath filled Howard's ear. "Don't go any further, or you will die. Please don't leave us, we have so much to say to you..."

Seeing that the wound on his hand had completely healed, Howard pushed Lani away and stood up from the campfire.

"I've only played two endings in the Ring of Magic," Howard said, looking at Lani's stunned expression. "The first is the Perfect Law ending, and the second is the ending where I burn Melina and then go to Mad Fire."

"You probably won't understand what I'm saying." Howard moved his healed hands. "But thank you for treating me anyway."

After saying that, he left without looking back.

But before he took a few steps, Howard heard a snickering sound behind him. He turned around and saw that all the characters, including Lani, the Fire Keeper, Jerusalem, and others, had turned into banshees and succubi. They were whispering and laughing, but when they realized he was looking at them, they turned into bats and flew away.

it is as expected.

Howard sneered in his heart.

At this time, he heard applause. He looked in the direction of the sound and saw that it was the same devil. He was sitting where "Lani" had sat at the beginning, clapping softly.

"Very good! Countless men have failed at the gentleness of the land, but it seems to have no effect on you." After clapping, the demon stood up straight. He was almost four meters tall. Lani sat on the wall with her feet off the ground, but He was different. "But as a human, why are all your dream lovers non-human? We are the only ones who can tolerate your fetish. Under the jurisdiction of the Empire..."

"Buzz!"

When the demon was halfway through his words, a spear of golden sunlight fell from the sky and pierced through him.

The demon opened his eyes wide, seemingly completely unprepared for this sudden change. The golden light burned his body and soul. In just a moment, this demon who had always been high and mighty and in control of everything was forever reduced to ashes.

Fuck, Gwyn!

Combining the characters he had seen before, Howard naturally thought that it was Gwyn who had come.

But then Howard discovered that the person who came was not Gwyn.

A strong golden light shone down from the sky. Surrounded by the golden light, a large Blue Grandpa, wearing the armor of destiny, holding a burning sword in his hand, with an olive branch on his head, nearly four meters tall, and glowing eyes, landed in front of Howard.

Robert Guilliman!

Or Robert Guilliman in the Emperor's body!