A year older, the third master of Beijing circle kissed her to tears

In order to delay time, Huo Yan could only bite the bullet and say:

"If you see a person and a dog while riding your bike at night, don't cross between them. You'll fall."

“???” Zhuang Zhoucheng’s face was full of doubt.

Huo Yan, "You want to ask why, right? Because there's a rope in the middle, haha! Isn't it funny? Well, let me change it. There are two cats. One cat asks the other cat why it is so cruel to tear a mouse into pieces. What do you think the other cat will say?"

"??"

Zhuang Zhoucheng's face turned visibly the color of cement. Is this one of the ten most confusing behaviors of mankind?

Huo Yan answered on his own: "The other cat said, because rat slices are really delicious, hahahaha!"

Zhuang Zhoucheng acted like a big shot and didn't know how to respond to her confusing words and actions. He took out a cigarette, held it between two fingers, and wanted to light it, but he glanced at the girl sideways, then put the fire back in his pocket and just held it in his mouth.

"Ah."

It was difficult to comment on Zhuang Zhoucheng, so he barely managed to make a sound in response.

Huo Yan scratched his head, then turned around and looked at the school gate. Xie Ke was still there!

She couldn't help but wonder if Xie Ke was guarding her.

Zhuang Zhoucheng glanced at the time. When did this girl become so talkative? He asked:

"You're not busy today?"

Huo Yan said awkwardly, "Mr. Zhou, if you're not in a hurry to go back, I'll tell you another joke."

This was the first time that Zhuang Zhoucheng didn't give anyone a chance to show his respect. Since things had come to this, he spread his hands and signaled her to do as she pleased.

She asked, "Do you know why superheroes wear tights?"

Zhuang Zhoucheng had a question mark on his face, "???"

Huo Yan laughed heartily. "Because saving lives is important. What animal is most likely to slip?"

"??"

"Fox, fox is cunning, haha, Mr. Zhou, when will the bad thing be done?" Huo Yan asked again.

Zhuang Zhoucheng raised his eyebrows. Could it be that this girl was trying to get him to say something?

He took the cigarette between his fingers and put it in his mouth again.

Huo Yan answered to himself, "I do it at noon, because sooner or later there will be retribution. Ip Man can beat ten people on his own, that's pretty impressive, right? So what is Ip Man most afraid of?"

Zhuang Zhoucheng took out the fire and lit it, but did not light the cigarette.

It burned for about two seconds and then went out.

Huo Yan was a little scared when he saw the small flame burning, but when he saw him put out the flame in one go, Huo Yan felt relieved.

Is he unhappy?

She quickly turned her head to look at the door. Xie Ke must be waiting for her. If she were to get off the car at this time, the forum would be filled with rumors about her in the next second.

Zhuang Zhoucheng's eyes fell on Huo Yan's troubled little face. Seeing that she was silent, he felt a little bit reluctant.

"So what is Ip Man most afraid of?"

"Ah?" Huo Yan raised his eyes in surprise, his clear eyes showing a hint of surprise. So, he wasn't angry?

"I'm most afraid of eggs, because there are twelve eggs in a dozen. Haha, haha."

Her face is almost stiff. It's not a good idea to keep wasting time like this.

Zhuang Zhoucheng put away the cigarette and the fire, "Anything else?"

Huo Yan nodded quickly. "Yes, there are. For example, if the husband's surname is Ma and the wife's surname is Huang, guess what the child's surname will be? Li, because of Real Madrid. Foreigners are called foreigners, foreign wine is called foreign wine, so what do you call foreign toys? It's called Yang..."

Huo Yan almost blurted out the idea, but luckily he braked in time.

After she came to her senses, she was scared half to death. She quickly glanced at Zhuang Zhoucheng, but he was staring at her calmly. It seemed that she didn't know whether he noticed what nonsense she had just said.

Zhuang Zhoucheng didn't give her a chance, and asked deliberately with a hint of joking:

"So foreign toys are called Yang what?"