Female-male sex: Salted fish forced to rise to prominence

"It hurts, it really hurts, my head hurts so much," Su Yu frowned subconsciously, her long eyelashes fluttering up and down like a palm-leaf fan. When she slowly opened her eyes with difficulty, she vaguely saw two figures, one fat and one thin, walking away.

Su Yu took a long time to recover before she felt a little strength in her body. She could only use one hand to support herself on the ground, and then struggled to get up slowly.

When she stood up, she looked at the withered yellow grass overgrown with weeds, and the bulging graves and tombstones everywhere.

What was even more disgusting was that there were rotten corpses wrapped in mats everywhere, with many flies flying around, and wild dogs gnawing on the rotten corpses in the distance.

Smelling the stench of corpses, Su Yu felt a surge of irritation in his chest and vomited uncontrollably.

As she vomited, she wondered, "Where is this?"

Just at this moment, a strong wind blew by, and the surroundings felt chilly. Su Yu's body trembled unconsciously. She didn't care about the many questions in her mind, she just wanted to leave this damn place as soon as possible.

So she started running.

"Huff, huff, huff... I'm so tired," Su Yu complained.

She ran out of breath, but she only ran a short distance.

Fortunately, there was more and more green in sight. It turned out that we had entered a forest, and the sound of flowing water came to our ears.

Su Yu walked towards the direction of the sound of water. It turned out to be a small pond with clear water. A circle of unknown purple flowers surrounded the edge of the pond. She looked around and saw that the place was relatively secluded, so she planned to take a bath first.

When she was about to take off her clothes, she felt around for a long time but couldn't find the buttons of her shirt, then she realized something was wrong.

When he looked down, he saw that he had a big, round belly like a watermelon.

Why do you say this way?

Because Su Yu discovered that he was wearing a turquoise ancient robe, which looked just like a big watermelon! ! !

"Long robe, ancient times?"

Su Yu couldn't believe it. She stuck her head out and saw the figure reflected on the water. She saw a fat man's face with unclear features, reflected in the water, just like a big pig's head.

This scene stirred the last string in Su Yu's heart. Who was this fat man? She raised her hand and touched her face, and the fat man in the water also touched his face.

"Ah...it's me??? I traveled through time? And the key is that I became a fat guy." The more she spoke, the louder her voice became.

Her exclamation of disbelief startled the flocks of birds resting in the trees, and the birds flew away from the branches.

Su Yu didn't want to believe this fact, but the truth was, her body was too dirty and smelly, and she couldn't care less.

She clumsily took off her robe, and her whole body looked like a big white and tender radish. She raised her foot and stepped into the edge of the pool.

When she started cleaning, her thick and long fingers accidentally touched the ground that she shouldn't have touched. Su Yu felt very complicated. She didn't know whether she should be happy or sad, as she had a lot of money.

So shy!!! Her face turned red and hot. She dipped her head in the water to cool down and calm down.

After a while, she came out of the water, wiped her face with her hands, leaned back on the shore, and recalled.

What the hell is going on? Why did I travel through time? And into a man's body?

Whose body is this? Why did it die? As I thought about this, memories suddenly flooded into my mind like a tide.

It turned out that this young man was only thirteen years old this year. He was the legitimate son of a seventh-rank official in the capital. He was famous far and wide for being stupid, dissolute, and always teasing cats and dogs since he was a child.

My father didn't like my mother either. He favored his concubine over his wife and sent the three of them to Taohua Lane a few years ago and no one cared about them since then.

Unexpectedly, this young man was so good at getting into trouble that he was secretly murdered, which led to the mass grave. What a shabby life he had! Su Yu couldn't help but mourn for him.

"Gurgle... Gurgle... Gurgle...", my stomach started to act like an empty city, "I'm so hungry."

"Thinking too much is tiring. It's better to have a good meal to comfort my wounded soul."

So Su Yu looked around, hoping to find some wild fruits and have a good meal.

When he saw a few red fruits growing on an unknown tree in the distance, Su Yu hurried over and began to climb clumsily. He used up all his strength and finally climbed up.

Just as she was about to pick the red fruit, she heard a hissing sound in her ears. Su Yu was stunned. It couldn't be what she thought, so she had to turn around and look back.

As soon as she turned around, she saw a long black snake coming towards her. It was not poisonous, but she was scared!!!

"Ah!!!!" Su Yu was so frightened that she wanted to run away, but she forgot that they were on a tree.

So when Su Yu was about to embrace the earth, he could only accept his fate and close his eyes. Instead of the pain he had imagined, he fell into a warm and soft embrace.

What followed was a loud "pop" and Su Yu felt pain on his face, and his eardrums seemed to be shattered.

"Deng...you scoundrel, get up quickly," Su Yu opened his eyes.

I saw a slender girl in white clothes, with a beautiful yet dignified face, being pressed tightly under her body, and her intermittent voice seemed to be about to pass in the next second.

Su Yu stood up quickly upon hearing that, and in a panic, he seemed to touch something soft.

"You...you..." The girl under him blushed with shame and anger, her big almond eyes were wet, as if she was about to cry.

Su Yu, who had been a woman for twenty-eight years, immediately realized what it was.

"Pa pa pa...", but he was still a step too slow and was slapped mercilessly again. The force was so great that Su Yu felt that his head was about to be tilted.

This was so unfair. Su Yu really didn't want to take advantage of anyone. It was just that her body was too heavy and she hadn't adapted to it yet. In addition, climbing a tree consumed too much energy.

But there was no other way, she could only support herself on the ground with one arm and kick her legs. She gritted her teeth and finally managed to get up with great effort.

Not far away, a round-faced maid in a pink dress had her eyes wide open in shock. She seemed to have just reacted and quickly lifted the hem of her skirt to run towards the two of them.

She slowly helped up the young lady who was pinned to the ground. "Miss, are you okay?" she said as she looked up and down, then patted the dust off the young lady's body.

"My waist, my waist... my waist hurts when I rest my head on it," Qin Yuehua said, pointing to the bulge on the ground below her body.

The maidservant Tingyu followed the direction of the young lady's finger and saw the inconspicuous, bent branches and leaves in the weeds below. Those leaves, weren't they ginseng leaves?

"Miss, ginseng!" Tingyu shouted in surprise.

They had come to this mountain many times with the purpose of looking for century-old ginseng, but they found nothing on previous trips.

After hearing this, Qin Yuehua didn't care about her back pain anymore, and the two of them squatted on the ground as if no one was around and without any image. Qin Yuehua looked at the leaves carefully, thinking to herself that it was undoubtedly a hundred-year-old ginseng.

Qin Yuehua couldn't help but slow down her breathing and began to carefully dig the ginseng with her hands. Her maid Tingyu also helped and dug carefully with her hands.

Only after they dug out a ginseng that had taken human shape and had its roots intact did the two of them breathe a sigh of relief. Qin Yuehua then carefully wrapped the ginseng with a handkerchief she took out from her bosom.

When the two stood up again, they saw Su Yu still standing there blankly.

The two looked at the ginseng, then at Su Yu. Qin Yuehua and Tingyu were thinking in tacit understanding at this time.

This young man, this fat man, are they going to snatch the ginseng from them? Thinking of this, the two of them looked even more cautious.

Tingyu pretended to be fierce with his eyes glaring, put his hands on his hips and cursed: "You scoundrel, don't you know that if someone hits someone, that person may die. Fortunately, my young lady is lucky enough?"

Before Su Yu could speak, Qin Yuehua raised her hand to stop Tingyu from shouting and cursing.

She said softly: "Sir, although I am interested in this ginseng, my grandfather is bedridden and needs a hundred-year-old ginseng to prolong his life. I have been searching for it for many days and finally found it today. Could you please give it to me?"

Qin Yuehua has a soft and pleasant voice, like a trickle of water, which makes people feel very healing.

Su Yu also had an embarrassed look on her face. She folded her round hands up and down, then kowtowed to her chest and said to Qin Yuehua: "My name is Su Yu, and I live in Taohua Lane. It's my fault today. I have offended the young lady. This person is useless to me. If the young lady can use him, that's great. But the young lady's clothes are dirty, so I still have to compensate her."

Fortunately, she knew some ancient greeting postures. Phew, that was a close call. If someone had noticed something was wrong, it would have been troublesome.

Su Yu thought to himself, touched his arms, and looked at his waist, but found that he had nothing in his sleeves, not even a purse.

She still thought she was still in the modern era, where she could scan the code to pay at will. Her original body was also poor and did not have a single ingot of silver.

She could only whisper awkwardly: "I didn't bring any money with me today. May I ask where your home is? I will come to your house to apologize someday."

Qin Yuehua said gently: "No need, thank you for giving way to me today," and raised the ginseng in her hand.

Qin Yuehua, the girl in white, saw that the fat man was stupid and dirty like a radish just pulled out of the ground, with messy hair and no hair tied up.

She couldn't help but lower her head to cover her face with the handkerchief. If you didn't look carefully, you would definitely not be able to see the slight shaking. As she said this, she took the maid and said goodbye.

After they walked away, Tingyu said: "Miss, Miss, do you think that fat guy deliberately met us today, hoping to get close to you and climb up the ladder of our Prime Minister's Mansion?" Tingyu chirped like a little bird.

"Tingyu, we sneaked out today and no one knows our whereabouts. Besides, there are few people living in this deep mountain on weekdays. If we hadn't heard that there is aged ginseng here that can cure grandpa's illness, we wouldn't have run so far to look for it."

After saying that, she looked at the wrapped ginseng in her hand.

"That's right, miss, you are really smart, but the name Su Yu looks so familiar," the two of them said as they walked away.