The two of them did what they said and went straight into the palace. They first sneaked into the storehouse and put all the gold, silver and jewelry into the space. Then they went into the bedrooms of the ladies in each palace and took away their private jewelry. They even put their better clothes and furniture into the space.

Then they took out a loud speaker and played it on loop in the Imperial Garden: Take a walk and have a look, this is a once-in-a-century event. If you miss it today, there will be no tomorrow. I guarantee that after you watch it once, you will want to watch it again. After today, you will be thinking about tomorrow and won’t be able to sleep at night.

The sound of the loudspeaker was very loud, so Qin Wanwan took out a sound amplifier to spread the sound from the loudspeaker directly to all the palaces.

People who were sleeping soundly in the middle of the night were startled by the sound and sat up from their beds. No, some people even sat up from the ground.

Seeing the situation they were in, they all screamed, "Ah - there are thieves, come! Catch the assassin and the thief -"

This happened in all the palaces, even the cold palace was not spared. Suddenly, the entire palace became lively.

The various palaces were busy catching thieves and assassins, and the masters were trembling behind their guards and maids. However, when they heard the sounds in the imperial garden, they couldn't help but feel curious and wanted to send their servants there. But after hearing what they heard, they were afraid of regretting it, so they went together to seek death.

There is a saying that curiosity kills the cat. In fact, excessive curiosity can also kill people. When everyone arrived at the imperial garden, the concubines who were once dressed up were now dressed more plainly than each other. The "enemies" looked at each other in bewilderment until the most powerful person in the palace appeared, and they all rushed over one by one.

"Good timing! It looks like everyone should be here soon!" Qin Wanwan in the space was already prepared. She put on a gas mask and handed one to Situ Nanyao, commanding, "Hurry, hurry! Now!"

In the blink of an eye, before the concubines could throw themselves into his arms, they were covered in excrement and urine. Suddenly, the whole palace was filled with wailing and vomiting sounds. Whether it was people, flowers, or the floor, they were all covered with thick excrement and urine.

The flowers are happy, the fish in the pond are happy, only people are crazy.

At this moment, Qin Wawa got a loud speaker and added a voice modulator, shouting from the space: "I am the God of Light who eliminates the greatest evil in the world. I am too kindhearted to bear witness to war. If you insist on starting a war and disregard the lives of the people, then the next punishment will not be limited to this."

After these words were spoken, the people who were about to collapse became even more devastated. They all blamed the decision of their superiors, and even the concubines began to complain in their hearts.

"Hahahahaha! Mom has always told me not to be so curious and not to believe what strangers say! These idiots, not only are they curious, but they also believe what strangers say! They deserve it." Qin Wanwan put her hands on her hips, looking like a smug villain.

Situ Nanyao looked at her lovingly, "Let's go. This scene is too shocking. I believe they will learn their lesson this time. If they don't, then we can do it again. It feels like there's endless shit and piss in this space."

At this moment, in some rural areas of my past life, the sewage trucks kept humming for a long time but didn't pull up anything. I looked down and saw, wow! The toilet was empty, not a drop left!

The owner of the manure truck looked at the owner of the toilet with an indescribable expression on his face, "Brother, are you kidding me? Look at your toilet, there's nothing in it, it's as clean as if you guys had just gone down and cleaned it. Why did you ask me to come here? Are you teasing me?

"Brother, your dog is eagerly waiting for you to take it for a walk. Next time you want to take it for a walk, just take it for a walk, but not me!"

With that, he rode away on his manure truck, leaving the toilet owner looking at the clean, new toilet in bewilderment. "What the hell is this? It's rare. Even manure is stolen. So what? And he cleaned it for me. He's quite nice."

But I don't live here, so it's really unnecessary to take off my pants to fart. Oh, forget it. Anyway, I saved the money on the manure extraction."

As he said this, he ignored the dog that was wagging its tail and looking at him expectantly, and went straight into the house. He wanted to tell his family about this strange thing as soon as possible.

This kind of thing happened to more than one family, and it will happen more in the future!

Because the two unscrupulous couple seemed to have opened their Ren and Du meridians at this time and found a new way to play, and they will have to play for a long time!

On the second day, spies reported that the Tartars' food and grass had been stolen, and the entire tent containing the food and grass was filled with feces. The entire army was covered with feces and urine like flowers scattered by a fairy, and it was particularly even. No one escaped. It seemed that even the imperial palace was the same. It was first looted, then baptized with feces and urine, and finally warned by the God of Light.

The Great Xia Dynasty received the secret report, and naturally the other countries did the same. They all believed in ghosts and gods, so they were naturally in awe.

What happened to the Tatars made everyone alert. The countries that were originally at war suddenly stopped fighting, the invaders surrendered, and the invaded breathed a sigh of relief.

From then on, all countries and tribes lived in harmony, even closer than brothers. Whenever they encountered any trouble, they would help each other. No one wanted to suffer the revenge of the God of Light or be baptized by feces and urine. Thinking of the spy's description, they were so disgusted that they trembled all over.

They would rather die!

"Hahahahahahaha! Good! Very good! In this way, the people can live and work in peace and contentment." Situ Shiting slapped his thigh hard, overjoyed.

War means bloodshed and sacrifice. Soldiers are not born out of thin air. They are someone else's sons, husbands, and fathers. Once they sacrifice their lives, a family is broken.

"Your Majesty, you are a blessing to Daxia. As soon as you ascended the throne, the God of Light appeared. Judging from what the God of Light did, it is obvious that he is protecting our Daxia." Otherwise, why didn't he target the invaders who were fighting, but directly targeted the Tartars who were secretly trying to attack Daxia.

"It's not just me who is blessed, it's everyone who is blessed, it's Da Xia who is blessed. As soon as I ascended the throne, I directly received this blessing. Da Xia's blessing is still to come!"

In fact, you don't have to think about it to know that this matter is definitely related to the two children. I didn't expect that these two children were so naughty. They were already married, but they still played with feces and urine and created a god of light.

Hahaha, that suits him perfectly! That suits him perfectly!!

In the blink of an eye, another two years have passed. In these two years, the country has been peaceful and the people have lived a comfortable life that they have never had before. They all think of the emperor, the queen, the prince and the princess!

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