My ex-husband tricked me into the world of beasts. What's wrong with my stamp collecting?

Xiong Shan raised the little cub in his hand in front of the Holy Lady, his face full of excitement and pride, as if he was the greatest contributor.

"Yes, yes! Lady Saint, look, this is the female cub that Miaomiao just gave birth to.

Isn’t she very beautiful and cute?”

Long Zhenzhen looked at the wet, sticky, brown and black soft meat ball in his palm.

I really want to curl my lips and ask, which eye of yours sees her as cute?

This is completely different from the furry and soft little bear ball that Long Zhenzhen had imagined many times.

It even looks more like a big brown mouse...

Although she was very disappointed, she still praised him insincerely.

"Haha, yes, it's really cute."

Perhaps this bear cub is similar to a human cub and will look much better when it grows up.

Although Long Zhenzhen didn't know much about the ways of the world, she knew it wasn't good to say something that would spoil the fun at this time, and she still had to give her best friend some face.

She had sharp ears and eyes, and had already heard the sobbing sounds coming from the beast cave.

"Wow, wow, wow... Why couldn't the female give birth to a tiger cub, but only a bear cub?

Wuuuuuuu… I also wish my female cub was like Zhenzhen, majestic and unattainable…

No! I have to work really hard and try to give birth to a female tiger cub next time. Zhenzhen will definitely like it!"

Bao Feng, who was accompanying Xiong Miaomiao by her bed and helping her clean up, had long been accustomed to his partner's lively temper. He had a happy smile on his face and his hands never stopped.

But Husha, who was accompanying him, had his eyes already starting to light up.

Miaomiao said that she would give birth to a tiger cub next time, which means that she would have more opportunities to mate in the future.

How could this not excite the beast?

The corners of Long Zhenzhen's mouth twitched when she heard this. Miaomiao was blatantly using his name and remained true to his nature!

There’s nothing good about the cub in front of me, its eyes aren’t even open.

She was about to go in to see how Xiong Miaomiao was doing. Although it sounded fine, she was already there.

Xiong Shan was quite big, and he was standing in front of everyone, so Long Zhenzhen couldn't even see the shadow of Xiong Miaomiao.

Just as he was about to cross Bear Mountain, he was stopped again.

"Lady Saint, could you please give these two cubs a name?"

Xiong Shan touched his head and asked embarrassedly.

It turned out to be his female Xiong Lili, holding the little tiger cub in her hand and winking at Xiong Shan, her eyelids almost flying off...

The meaning is self-evident. With Lady Saint here, why would you go out and randomly bump into other people's names?

To put it nicely, it means asking the beast god to give a name, but in fact it means leaving the beast cave, letting the cub bask in the sun, and then naming it with whatever it sees.

For example, when his father carried him out of the cave, there was a mountain in front of him called Xiongshan.

For example, Xiong Miaomiao, when she was just born, Xiong Shan carried her out of the cave to pray to the beast god for a blessing and a name.

As soon as Xiong Shan came out of the cave and saw a grass, he came back happily and told Xiong Lili that the cub was named Xiong Caocao.

When Xiong Lili heard this, she slapped the old man in the ear. She had waited so long for the female cub, but he gave it such an abstract name?

But Xiongshan sobbed and insisted that what he saw was indeed a piece of grass.

Xiong Lili was at a loss, and finally had an idea to decide on the name Xiong Miaomiao, and finally saved her female cub which was almost hastily named.

Miaomiao gave birth to puppies today. Xiong Lili was worried about Xiong Shan's ability to name them, so she just grabbed one of the puppies and held it herself, and followed them out.

If Xiong Shan went out and saw something, wouldn't the two cubs be killed by him?

I didn't expect to meet the Holy Lady before I even left the beast cave.

The Saint is so extraordinary that the name she chooses will surely be favored by the Beast God, blessing the two cubs to grow up safely.

Xiong Shan certainly understood what Xiong Lili was thinking.

He also hoped that Lady Saint could solve the naming problem, otherwise he would probably get kicked a few times later.

The Saint Lady can easily call the wind and rain, so giving her a name is just a matter of opening her mouth. It shouldn’t be difficult, right?

As soon as Xiong Shan uttered his request, Long Zhenzhen keenly felt that she was surrounded by expectant eyes.

But... Long Zhenzhen has never given birth to a child in the past tens of thousands of years, and has never given a child a name.

In fact, it is also an absolute waste of naming!

Although this wasn't a difficult task, it still stumped Long Zhenzhen...

Female cubs in the animal world usually take the surname of their mother.

There are not so many requirements for male cubs. Most of them take the surname of their animal father, or directly use the shape of the animal as their surname.

In other words, Miaomiao's female cub should have the surname Xiong.

The other male cub was a slimy, yellow-haired little tiger with its eyes still closed, so logically his surname should be Hu.

Long Zhenzhen opened her mouth, unable to utter a word of refusal, as the expectant eyes of the surrounding beastmen blocked her mouth...

She turned her head to look at Lingzhong, who also looked troubled.

At present, his spiritual weight is only at the third level, and he has not yet been infused with spiritual consciousness and systematically learned characters.

He and Lingyun are the least educated beasts in the family.

What Lingzhong reads the most now are recipes with pictures.

Could it be that I should name the baby after the name in the recipe?

Tiger skin peppers?

Or bear biscuits?

He suspected that he would be beaten if he told it out...

Ling Zhong avoided Long Zhenzhen's inquiring gaze with a guilty conscience.

Long Zhenzhen had no choice but to place her hopes on Ming Cang.

Ming Cang took out a collection of poems from the ring and handed it to Long Zhenzhen.

Long Zhenzhen casually flipped a page—geese, geese, geese…

She cleared her throat and maintained her aloof expression.

"Then let's call them Xiong Ge and Hu Bo!"

Amid the admiring gazes of the surrounding orcs, Long Zhenzhen successfully completed the open-book exam.

Huh——Miaomiao should like this name, right?

As soon as Long Zhenzhen approached the stone bed, Xiong Miaomiao excitedly held her hands.

"Zhenzhen, your name is really nice!

Fortunately, my father didn’t let me choose the name. You don’t know, I almost called it Cao Cao back then…”

Hearing his daughter complaining about him inside, Xiong Shan remained unmoved and went out to see the daylight with the cub in his arms very calmly.

Seeing the light of day is a major event that newborn cubs must experience and cannot be taken lightly.

Long Zhenzhen breathed a sigh of relief after receiving Xiong Miaomiao's approval.

After learning about Cao Cao's abstract naming method, Long Zhenzhen instantly became confident in the name she chose.

After all, my name is borrowed from an ancient poetry collection, which is much better than those words like Cao Cao and Kong Kong.

It was not until she saw Xiong Miaomiao's flat belly that Long Zhenzhen finally believed that she had really given birth to two cubs.

Only now, after listening to Miaomiao's explanation, did she finally understand that giving birth in the animal world was difficult, not because the birth was difficult, but because it was extremely difficult to conceive a cub.

After becoming pregnant, the female must be kept healthy and well-fed.

In fact, the final step of giving birth to cubs does not require much effort from the female.

In Miaomiao's words, it felt like a big shit...

After hearing this, Long Zhenzhen was very upset.

This is completely the opposite of what is happening on our ancestral planet. You know, getting pregnant on our ancestral planet is not difficult, but giving birth is like going through the gates of hell.

No wonder the females in the beast world are so unrestrained, because they don't worry at all about getting pregnant and then having a difficult birth...